The First Smiley :-) 469
An anonymous reader points to this excellent bit of online archaeology -- Mike Jones' effort to find the first online smiley. A bit from the site: "After a significant effort to locate it, on September 10, 2002 the original post made by Scott Fahlman on CMU CS general bboard was retrieved by Jeff Baird from an October 1982 backup tape of the spice vax (cmu-750x)." Interesting methodology and a lot of work went into the search -- shades of the Dead Media Project.
:-( (pad) (Score:5, Funny)
Re::-( (pad) (Score:3, Insightful)
Re::-( (pad) (Score:3, Funny)
We've got bigger problem's to worry about.
Usenet and Emoticons (Score:5, Informative)
Here's a link to a usenet posting [google.com] describing the use of emoticons/smilies (it references Fahlmen).
Re:Usenet and Emoticons (Score:2)
--
Evan (no reference)
Re:Usenet and Emoticons (Score:4, Informative)
Spread the word, Jim.
Re:Usenet and Emoticons (Score:2)
Nice guy, that Dr. Morris.
Re:Usenet and Emoticons (Score:3, Funny)
Surprising (Score:2, Interesting)
Maybe it's just my cynical nature, but it's hard to imagine that emoticons as we know them weren't thrown around amongst colleagues in academia way before this.
At any rate, I'll sleep better now knowing...
Re:Surprising (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Surprising (Score:2)
I would have thought their use would have preceded computers via typewriters or doesn't that count?
Re: (Score:2)
Re:The lost BBS emoticon... (Score:3, Insightful)
People I speak with on AIM still have to ask what <g> stands for.
I have added, over the years, some of my own, including <Laughter>, <Shudder>, and <Yawn>
Yes, but... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:The lost BBS emoticon... (Score:2)
Re:The lost BBS emoticon... [PREVIEW!] (Score:2)
may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:5, Insightful)
Scott's a great guy -- he gave me my first hacking job! -- but he's got a lot to answer for with this one...
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:5, Insightful)
I understand completely. That's why, when I tell a joke, I make sure to do it in a total monotone, completely deadpan. That way I don't accidentally teach my audience to ignore their better judgment or to rely on body language.
Oh, in case it wasm't clear:
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:2)
Amen, man. There's no excuse for poor writing, but emoticons are not the scourge they're made out to be by some.
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:2, Insightful)
Perhaps you are aware of this invention called "books"? They've never seemed to need any of this shit.
The original point stands: smileys are only needed by poor writers. It is true that the world is full of poor writers. That doesn't change the fact that use of smileys indicates an abominable grasp of the written word.
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:2)
Kids today have it too easy and it's making them lazy. <g>
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:2, Interesting)
A book takes many months to write. It is thought out, edited and (usually)long.
On the other hand, we are having a conversation. If we were face to face, I might move my hands, make facial expressions and change tones. Emoticoms are the online forum equivilent of such :p
"Need" is a strong word. (Score:4, Insightful)
Or perhaps I should compose all my correspondence in sonnet form, just to show I have an impressive "grasp of the written word".......
Re: Anonymous quote (Score:3, Funny)
Who are you quoting?
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:2)
[marklar:~] max% finger tim.showalter@andrew.cmu.edu
[andrew.cmu.edu]
name: Tim Showalter
project: looking for an honest man with a stolen lantern
login name: tjs
new mail: none; last read Thu Sep 12 14:41 (10 hours ago)
e-mail: tjs@andrew.cmu.edu
tjs@andrew.cmu.edu
other e-mail: tjs@psaux.com (personal)
tjs@mirapoint.com (work)
etc...
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:3, Funny)
How are we supposed to put smileys into parenthesis (like
And goddamnit it always fucks up my paren-matching in emacs.
And whats with the ^^&:o/o)) that turns into a stoned pumkin with a santa hat eating a bald chickin in yahoo messenger?
And how much happier does three smileys make you compared to one smiley?
Sure, I was all gung ho about smileys too. Then they started making them *backward*. WTF?
I think it was Scott McNeally who said something like most of us don't deserve the formatting abilities of of even ASCII. This is what he means.
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:5, Insightful)
Adding even more, it also makes sense that we should not use commas to indicate pauses -- or periods for sentence stops -- since that should be clear from context. We wouldn't want readers coming to rely upon mere punctuation, now would we?
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:2)
The romans used all capitals, no spaces or punctuation at all, if it was good enough for them... who are you to defy the Holy Roman Empire.
hmmm, I think it's lamer this way, the other way was much more funny.... better add this,
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:2)
Miriam "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas, circa 1920
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:2)
I'll sit down now.
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:4, Insightful)
Humor in real life conversation is conveyed not only through words, but also through body language, tone, and context.
In text, you have none of the first two, and the third can often be impaired.
The simely is one of the few universally recognized ways to do this - it breaks language barriers even!
What more could we ask for from 2 simple characters?
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:4, Funny)
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:2, Insightful)
I think that's the most common usage.
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:4, Funny)
;-)
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:2)
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:3, Informative)
Yeah, but... (Score:3)
A lot of times you'll rip into someone for the entertainment of others. You don't need a smiley for that.
Re:may god forgive him for what he has unleashed (Score:2)
a grrl & her server [danamania.com]
To See this in Action (Score:2)
I rather disagree (Score:4, Insightful)
"Well you reall screwed that up."
Now if I said that in a jovial, joking, manner, it would mean that I'm kidding, you really didn't screw up that bad, I'm just harassing you. If I said that in a neutral, professional tone, it woul be a comment, that you did indeed mess something up. If I yelled that, it would eman that not only did you do it, but it pissed me off personally.
While I can't truly convery that in a qucik text message, smileys can help. If I just typed it as is, it would probably be intereprted in the neutral sense I spoke of, and the person would believe that I was really indicating that I believed they ahd sincerely screwed up. Adding a
Strange. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Strange. (Score:2, Funny)
Kinda like the native amercans who first smoked weed. How many weeds did they have to smoke before they got the right one?
Re:Strange. (Score:2)
And I've made it my mission... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And I've made it my mission... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And I've made it my mission... (Score:2)
I don't think it's a "Mrs.", although I'm not up on my politically correct honorifics as applied to lesbians. That's not a slur - Ms. Rosen is a lesbian who, with her partner Elizabeth Birch, Director of the Human Rights Campaign ("working for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender equal rights"), adopted twins in 1999.
(Almost) 20 years ago today... (Score:2, Funny)
And just think! In one more year, smiley
will be old enough to buy beer legally!
{hic}
Geek & Naming Conventions (Score:5, Funny)
Yet the moment any of us start coding, damned if we don't come up with naming conventions that mean squat to everyone else. Unless, of course, we've been dictated to use someone elses nonsense! :)
With a face like that... (Score:2, Interesting)
Looks like a happy guy, how appropriate.
First smiley? (Score:2)
Re:First smiley? (Score:2)
Re:First smiley? (Score:5, Funny)
Lighten the fuck up. :-)
Re:First smiley? (Score:4, Insightful)
Once upon a time, people didn't have lowercase and so could not use uppercase for emphasis or to mark the start of a sentence.
Once upon a time, people didn't write spaces between words in their text.
Once upon a time, people didn't have vowels to help distinguish words.
Once upon a time, people didn't have question marks or exclamation points to indicate interrogatives or imperatives.
Get over it. "The tone of their writing" is simply too unreliable a mechanism for conveying in print what body language does for us in person. Why is the smiley any more objectionable as punctuation than, say, the question mark?
Back when I was a kid... (Score:3, Interesting)
Bah.
Just because it's possible to do things in a older, harder way, doesn't mean they should be done this way. To paraphrase, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it," doesn't mean "If it works, don't improve it."
Here's what's more or less a mathematical proof of why you'd be retarded not to use smilies:
In information theory, information is defined as uncertainty. The more possible messages that can be received, the more information one of them carries. This means that if you are sending a stream of bits (ones and zeroes, like computers use), you'd have to send many, many bits to achieve the same level of information density as if you were sending roman charachters, of which there are 26. We humans typically communicate using words, of which we have thousands, which we represent with strings of 26 unique letters and some punctuation marks. The word "complimentary" carries much more information to its recipient than any one letter, say, "f", simply because there are too few letters for one of them to carry such a specialized meaning. As such, if we can take the formerly meaningless string
Think of '80s mallrat bimbos. They only had 3 words: "like", "y'know", and "whatever". Remember how many of these they had to string together to get meaning out of them? "Like, y'know, like, whatever, y'know?"
Interestingly, the same argument can be used to show that it's retarded to outlaw words like fuck, shit, and ass.
Uh oh... (Score:5, Funny)
(Oops!)
~Philly
Re:Been there, done that.. (Score:2)
ET holding a chainsaw... (Score:2)
MMmmmm Aliens and powertools.....
-Adam
"...just then a talking chicken told him to shut up - we knew it was all over after that..."
RFC? (Score:2)
Re:RFC? (Score:3, Informative)
Leftists of the world - get angry. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Leftists of the world - get angry. (Score:5, Funny)
>:{
since ppl started doing them upside down, the complicated ones become unreadable
someone sorta said this, but maybe we need an RFC or a smiley standards (someone email w3 quick!)
Re:Leftists of the world - get angry. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Leftists of the world - get angry. (Score:4, Funny)
A female body sculptor flexing
Medical Hazard? (Score:3, Funny)
It is rumored that Scott Fahlman and his original group currently have persistent neck problems due to the long-term practice of leaning to the left to read text emotion indicators.
For this reason, they have allegedly proposed "vertical ASCII" so that they can be read upright.
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Ascii Galore (Score:2, Interesting)
[asciimation.co.nz]
http://www.asciimation.co.nz/
I think this is really cool. I wonder if there is a game version.
First ever smiley found... (Score:2)
Re:First ever smiley found... (Score:2)
I can now die.
Fuck, dude, as far as we're all concerned you could have sod off and died long ago.
Note the distinct lack of a smiley. The reason for its absence is left as an exercise for the reader.
More Info (Score:4, Interesting)
"Given the nature of the community, a good many of the posts were humorous (or attempted humor). The problem was that if someone made a sarcastic remark, a few readers would fail to get the joke, and each of them would post a lengthy diatribe in response. That would stir up more people with more responses, and soon the original thread of the discussion was buried. In at least one case, a humorous remark was interpreted by someone as a serious safety warning."
"This problem caused some of us to suggest (only half seriously) that maybe it would be a good idea to explicitly mark posts that were not to be taken seriously. After all, when using text-based online communication, we lack the body language or tone-of-voice cues that convey this information when we talk in person or on the phone. Various "joke markers" were suggested, and in the midst of that discussion it occurred to me that the character sequence
Smiley Lore [cmu.edu]
Microsoft Patents "The Smile" (Score:2)
Microsoft intends to capitalize on their exclusive rights to the "-" character, and sue Linux users for using them in escape characters without paying tribute to Microsoft.
In addition, Microsoft plans to sue AOL for use of "The Smile", and estimates a total of 1 trillion dollars should be given back to Microsoft due to the approximately 1 thousand "Smiley things" which the average AOL user appears to use on a daily basis.
Also, Microsoft plans to sue all software which uses the "-" (AKA "The Nose") operator in their code without paying Microsoft.
The list just goes on...
Re:Microsoft Patents "The Smile" (Score:2)
1970s and earlier probably (Score:4, Informative)
The smiley undoubtedly pre-dates my tour. If you think it was invented in 1980s, you are wrong.
Re:1970s and earlier probably (Score:2, Interesting)
I agree. Unlike you, I don't recall as specificly when I first saw smileys, but there were so many BBSes whose messages are lost, and some of those BBSes had live chat. DARPAnet likely had its share of college chatters. (I wasn't even familiar with TTY's except I thought they were just for the deaf.) It's incredibly pompous for this guy to think he found the first smiley and for the other guy to claim he invented it.
The way I see it, anything I can think of or do has already been thought of and done long before I was born. Okay, advancing technology allows a few new "first"s, but they are infinitesimally rare, and somebody thought of it before you, anyway.
The only interesting thing I found about this article is the obsolescence of the data storage, but that's a horse than been beaten a few times before. At least now we have CDs, and those will last us for the next few hundred years.
By the way, I was very anti-smiley for YEARS. I think I had been using BBSes and the internet for 16 years before I finally sold my soul and used a smiley. (I believe I used <sigh> and similar angle-bracketed expressions, but not smileys.) It's too late for me, but you can still be saved.
Not such a discovery (Score:3, Informative)
ASCII character (Score:2)
Maybe line feed should be replaced in POSIX based systems with a smiley. It would be very entertaining to see a smiley at the end of every line in MS ASCII files.
Precursor to smiley in 1973 (Score:5, Insightful)
That's Nabokov all right, inadvertently predicting the invention of the smiley 10 years in advance :). Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if it had occured to lots of people, and the smiley has a very long history, if only someone could be bothered to dig it up.
CMU (Score:2)
Parallel Evolution (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Parallel Evolution (Score:2)
The Smiley Undermined (Score:4, Funny)
by the forces of Disnification.
Hoax?? (Score:2)
Re:Hoax?? (Score:5, Informative)
I used to work for the CMU CS facilities department; we did make all our backups on 9 track tapes, they are kept forever, and it was a huge pain in the ass for Jeff to track down the relevant equipment to do the restore. We're lucky he was able to get it restored -- very often, tapes that old just disintegrate, even when stored properly, as these were.
So don't call friends of mine liars, and I won't call you a vacuous drooling moron, OK?
And as for how it could spread quickly, don't forget the meme theory of ideas, and the fact that CMU was on Usenet from a hideously early date.
Note that I'm not affiliated with either CMU (except as an alumni and former co-worker) or Microsoft.
Look sidways disclaimer? (Score:2)
I love that the message (and others of that time period) tell people to "turn sideways"! I can't look at ":-)" without seeing a "smiley".
The opposite happens to me now when I say "see ya". I actually think CYA.
Language is a funny thing.
Microsoft Research? (Score:2, Insightful)
It has been brought to my attention... (Score:2, Interesting)
Simply put, if your website is smiley-heavy, you can achieve up to a 33% reduction in bandwidth costs simply by removing the nose from your smiley
OK, that's my contribution to Ancient Geek studies over with...
How about the first use of "flame on"/"flame off" (Score:4, Interesting)
But one thing I would like to find that I dimly remember is the first use (on Arpanet mailing lists in the late 70s) of the Johnny Storm "Flame On!" when getting angry in a posting.
In those days it was always followed with "Flame Off", though this has sadly gone by the wayside.
some amusing alternative emoticons... (Score:2, Funny)
Anyway, there was a page about emoticons, listing a bunch of variations on the smiley. It's quite amusing. I was going to put them all here, but the lameness filter isn't letting me, so I'll just post a few highlights to whet your appetite and look for a link (here's one [tripod.com]; click Internet in the left frame then search the right frame for "smiley"):
Now that they've dug up this post... (Score:3, Interesting)
I hope they're saving all the posts around it-- not just that thread, but all the backup tapes. It's hard to know what will become worth knowing in a few decades' time-- I doubt anyone would have thought that Fahlman's post would be significant twenty years on.
I'm sure Google would take them. They've got so much old stuff [google.com] already, and they already archive significant [google.com] amounts [google.com] of [google.com] non-news-based [google.com] discussion [google.com].
Earliest *online* smiley maybe, not first ever (Score:3, Informative)
http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=
[begin quote]
This continues discussion of the pictograph known as the "smiley." It's authorship was credited to the late Harvey Ball (who drew it in the 1960s). "Smiley" is in an ad in the NEW YORK HERALD TRIBUNE, 10 March 1953, pg. 20, cols. 4-6. See for yourself. The ad is for the film LILI, with the "delightful" Leslie Caron. The "World Premiere Today" is at the Trans-Lux 52nd on Lexington. The film opened nationwide, and this ad possibly ran in many newspapers.
Today
You'll laugh
You'll cry
You'll love (Heart-shaped face--ed.)
_Lili_
[end quote]
DOS had a smiley in it.. (Score:3, Funny)
'Course like all else DOS, it was backwards.
Re:Making history on /. (Score:2)
Re:Making history on /. (Score:2)
In loving remembrance of good ol' WIPO.
Re:Making history on /. (Score:2, Funny)
Too skinny, I suspect, for most of the nerds here. Try this:
(_*_)
Re:Changes with time... (Score:2)
MAD Magazine (Score:2, Informative)
Re:First smileys, what's next? (Score:2)
Re:There goes some trademarks bust! (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Another birth? (Score:5, Interesting)
One of my father-in-law's favorite war stories was about his stint as a communications officer at a U.S. base in South Korea during the Veitnam war. At one point a good buddy in the U.S. sent him and his fellows a fairly high resolution black and white version of Playboy's Miss October 71... via teletype. The image had to be stapled together from multiple teletype sheets (4 feet wide and 6 feet long, I think he said) and viewed from several feet away before the print characters were recognizable as a female figure.