Potato-Powered Web Server 136
chazR writes "The guys at Temple of Thee Lemur have done it again. A genuine potato-powered web server. That's potato as in vegetable, not debian distro. This is even cooler than Project EUNUCH. Be gentle with it."
You sir, are an idiot. (Score:1)
Re:Ahem! (Score:2)
But I imagine he may have done it on purpose to lessen the intensity of the slashdot effect on the potato-powered webserver.
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Hah, Hah! (Score:1)
Matchbox size Server (Score:1)
Re:+1 funny moderation (Score:1)
No... I think it was meant as a joke... That "I'd like to clarify that although we are rather (in)famous for potatoes, let me assure you that all our web servers run on 100% electricity." is "informative".
At least I hope it was a joke...
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Re:Aren't potatoes legumes or tubers or something? (Score:1)
Geek-grrl in training
Re:Two Words... (Score:1)
Re:FUCK YOU!! LEARN SOME GRAMMER YOU FUCK FACE!!! (Score:1)
Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?
Uh huh... (Score:1)
Uh huh.
Can anyone say troll?
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Joel
Re:Two Words... (Score:1)
Let the weird server competition begin.. (Score:4)
Netboot? (Score:1)
Re:correct link (Score:1)
Potatoe? (Score:3)
It's potato, not potatoe =)
Potache (Score:1)
Alternative Power today (Score:4)
Reloving door, attach a generator to a busy building and watch the electrons dance. Maybe even a webcam so we can watch our unwitting hamster wheelers.
Solar, but with no batteries so you know the weather is crappy if the server went down.
Mice balls, a tiny generator inside every mouse. Sure it'll be much harder to roll on the desk but you'll be providing a valuable service.
Mandatory "donations," want to get in or out of the bathroom? Turn a crank for a while to make x amount of power before the door will unlock. Raise productivity by removing air fresheners and serving slightly spoiled food in the cafeteria.
Ahem! (Score:2)
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Re:Questions... (Score:1)
Hate to tell you this, but over here in Europe potatoes are *not* green. They're brown with maybe some green bits growing out of them, but that's all. Overal, they are definitely not green.
Is this real? (Score:1)
Buh bye... (Score:1)
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How I would make a potato power supply (Score:3)
Here's what I would like to try:
5 Copper rod electrodes
5 Zinc rod electrodes
5 polystyrene cups
6 wires with alligator clips each end ("alligator wires")
1 kilogram of washed potatoes
Tools:
Kitchen blender
Steel wool
Instructions:
* Cut the unpeeled raw potatoes into large chunks and place in blender.
* Blend until smooth.
* Place potato mixture into the polystyrene cups, distributing evenly.
* Clean electrodes with steel wool. This removes the oxides.
* Place one copper and one zinc electrode into each cup.
* Connect the cups together in series by connecting copper electrodes from one cup to a zinc electrode from the next with four of the alligator wires.
* Connect the remaining two alligator wires to the free ends.
I would draw a diagram here, but the <PRE> tag is not allowed HTML.
This should give a battery with an output of 7.5 volts. I have no idea of the current, though - the only way of knowing would be to try it.
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The site is, erm, baked. (Score:2)
You would seem to be correct, sir. (Score:2)
Could also be a non-operational mockup before it got going -- ? -- hope it is, would be awfully spiffy to have a potato powered server.
("Hey, man, the server is down again!"
"Huh? What? Really?"
"Wait a second.... Is that ketchup on your chin?"
"Uh... No, no...")
correct link (Score:2)
Zetetic
Seeking; proceeding by inquiry.
Elench
A specious but fallacious argument; a sophism.
Re:Alternative Power today (Score:1)
Re:Is this real? (Score:1)
oops (Score:1)
that should *probably* read:
http://totl.net/Eunuch/index.html [totl.net]http://www.dansdata.com/sbs3.htm [dansdata.com] is also an interesting read... :)
Truth is Stranger than Fiction (Score:4)
This web server explains alot...
Whoa (Score:1)
THat "404 File not found" error is just awsome.
To bad the Url doesn't work.
you can visit the Worlds cheapest webserver here though "http://207.242.75.69/" Sorry, don't know Html.
Hey that's cheating, there are five potatoes!! (Score:2)
However, as it is, my hat is indeed off to them anyway. May their web server spudder along for a long time to come...
3 broken links and a misspelling? (Score:2)
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I'll bet (Score:1)
Why you can't have a Beowulf Cluster of potatoes (Score:2)
Dan Quayle probably couldn't spell Beowulf either...
But is it for real? They cry wolf a lot. (Score:1)
sigh (Score:1)
but its not as cool as potato! You see giving someone a smart alecky response produces a big YAWN! I could make one out of batteries, but thats no fun! Now, a fruit bowl powered one would be cool. Better yet, how about a computer that charges batteries for a server by a toilet flushing... I know mine is used enough to power my boxen. (a such is the bowels of college students)
Quickly, man! (Score:1)
It's actually been done :) (Score:2)
Re:Let the weird server competition begin.. (Score:1)
Note to pedants, dont bother poking holes in this, I know it wouldn't work that well. 8)
great (Score:2)
Re:correct link (Score:1)
Re:correct link (Score:2)
Rob and gang will routinely fix a URL after they put a wrong one in without saying they updated. You posted 20 minutes after him.
Slashdotted already (Score:1)
Aren't potatoes legumes or tubers or something? (Score:1)
Sigh. (Score:2)
Re:Potatoe? (Score:1)
This massage (ooh yeah, that's the spot!) was brought to you by pickle the nitpickers inc.
Fried power supply! (Score:2)
It has begun.... (Score:1)
Re:Potatoe? (Score:1)
.... i'm prolly just missing joke/point but anyway : )
potatoE is English and potato is American... Last time checked I'm speaking English so i think i'll just keep on using potatoe ; )
Just in case anyone thinks this is real... (Score:2)
Potato, lemon and other vegetable-electrolyte electrochemical cells are, even with big electrodes, only good for a few milliamps per cell. With the nail-sized electrodes shown here, one Cu/Zn electrode pair per spud, and six or seven spuds, they could manage 0.8V (barely) per cell, and 1mA on a very very good day indeed. Probably much less - "high-current" spud cells do it, I think, with many pairs of electrodes in close proximity.
Charitably, this setup could do 5.6V at 1mA, or 0.8V at 7mA, or intermediate values with series/parallel combinations. Any way you slice it, it's less than six milliwatts. Let's give 'em the benefit of the doubt and say 6mW is it.
You can light an LED with that much power. That's about all you can do. Running any sort of PC hardware - desktop or mobile - from 6mW is ridiculous. Wristwatch, yes. More than enough juice. 80386, no way in hell.
If the displayed device actually is the server you're connecting to (or not, depending on slashdotting...), then the "Power Converter/Regulator" is, one way or another, a regular power supply, and the spuds connect to nothing.
Re:Why you can't have a Beowulf Cluster of potatoe (Score:1)
All of the well-known Viking expeditions to North America were long after Beowulf. Erik the Red got to Iceland in the 900s; Leif Erikson got to Greenland a bit later, and from there down to Vinland, aka Atlantic Canada. There'd also been another expedition of Icelanders or Greenlanders (I forget who..) who'd sailed by some islands that were probably Canada but didn't land. If the allegedly Viking Kensington Stone in Minnesota wasn't a hoax, it was from the 1200s. So even if Leif met some Inuit in Greenland who traded freeze-dried potatoes with their neighbors 6000 miles to the south, that'd be a bit late.
Re:Let the weird server competition begin.. (Score:1)
down :( (Score:1)
it's down already...
guess someone really got the munchies
mvg,
Kris "dJOEK" Vandecruys
Re:Two Words... (Score:1)
I played it a few times when I was younger, but have never been able to get hold of it since.
Where o where can I get it from?
(or was it The Even More Incredible Machine?)
-Shane Stephens
Re:Just in case anyone thinks this is real... (Score:1)
Next Project (Score:1)
Re:Netboot? (Score:1)
Also, I think the ROM is a bit less power-hungry that your average network card...
Boot ROM on Network Card? (Score:1)
Why is it sitting on the network card and not the mother board? I've never used boot roms but that doesn't seem right.
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It's Temple *ov* thee Lemur (Score:1)
Re:As an Idaho resident... (Score:1)
For want of a nail... (Score:2)
not the potato itself, but the zinc on the nail
getting oxidized. You should be able to reuse the potato as long as you keep changing nails.
Re:The site is, erm, baked. (Score:1)
Re:Broken link... (Score:1)
Genetically engineered potato? (Score:1)
I am wondering if the variety of potato used, has been genetically enhanced to function as a powerplant? - heh heh.
The potato powerplant!
Since it won't be eaten, will europeans say this kind of potato is ok?
And how would you like your web server prepared?
Pomme Frite of course!
-Sleen
Re:slashcode? (Score:1)
- Steve
Nice try .. (Score:1)
Now, if you *sliced* the potato, with insulating separators in between the slices (Saran Wrap, anyone?) *that* would let you turn your spud into a higher voltage battery
Re:[OT] Bob Dole on Futurama tonight (Score:1)
I don't know why they have to be so mean to Steven Hawking, it seemed pretty unnecessary to depict him as so evil.
Re:[OT] Bob Dole on Futurama tonight (Score:1)
Aparently one of Gore's daughters work for the show.
Re:It's actually been done :) (Score:1)
Re:It's actually been done :) (Score:1)
Used spud-batteries wouldn't taste very good. (Score:3)
Probably not. After use, you'll have oxides and salts of zinc and copper in your potato, which probably won't taste very good.
The potato is actually just acting as an electrolyte and semipermeable membrane - the power comes from the zinc and copper.
There's also the possiblity of sponsorship here. If it were powered by burgers instead of fries, they could put up one of those 'one billion served' banners.
A neat idea, but it probably wouldn't work. Burger grease wouldn't make a very good electrolyte.
Would make more sense (Score:2)
Grapefruit Are Better. (Score:5)
The citric acid is a much better electrolyte. Although I really prefer to power my servers with a large bank of "6-cent batteries". Just take a nickel and a penny, soak some paper in vinegar, and put the paper between the two coins. Instant electricity.
Re:Buh bye... (Score:1)
Perhaps it would be a more economical idea to use *gasp* batteries or *gasp* AC?
It's all about flywheels!
Then again I like the idea of burning Anonymous Cowards who post nothing but flamebait, to power my webserver.
Re:Boot ROM on Network Card? (Score:1)
Re:Netboot? (Score:1)
Re:Why you can't have a Beowulf Cluster of potatoe (Score:1)
Wow! I mean, you researched that! I'm dumb struck with either respect or pity. Not sure which.
Also, in one of those links mentions:
crop rotation a way of conserving soil fertility by successively planting on the same ground different crops with varying food requirements
I believe the correct definition is:
"Crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread than John?"
[OT] Bob Dole on Futurama tonight (Score:1)
Could be good.
Ford Prefect
Next is: (Score:1)
Actually... (Score:1)
- Ed.
Re:Buh bye... (Score:1)
Re:Let the weird server competition begin.. (Score:2)
Potato power conversion? (Score:1)
I've experimented a bit with alternate power sources for PCs, and I've found the average 386 mobo with a few megs of memory and nothing else takes 1 to 2 amps at 5v!
Maybe that converter's a lead-acid battery in disguise...
Re:Boot ROM on Network Card? (Score:2)
It doesn't have anything directly to do with the network card per-se, only that the card provides memory addressing and a socket for a rom.
If the motherboard had a boot rom socket, they could use that...
Re:Yeah sure. (Score:5)
It's the copper/zinc electrodes that are really used up, and their size (as well as how good the electrolyte is) determines how much current can be drawn.
So.. a piece of paper soaked in vinegar could work as well as a potato... if not much better.
Potato powered servers (Score:1)
Re: (Score:1)
Potato (Score:1)
Has to be said... (Score:5)
This gives "server farm" a whole new meaning...
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ESR Prefers Lemons (Score:1)
Anomalous: inconsistent with or deviating from what is usual, normal, or expected
OOPS (Score:2)
Stand out your own head for a change! -- TMBG
Re:Buh bye... (Score:1)
IIRC, potatoes can only put out a volt or two of electricity, and they only last for a few days before you have to replace them with fresh potatoes. At this rate, it could get very costly to run a web server (or pretty much anything else) off of potatoes. I remember having a potato-powered clock when I was younger, and while it was nifty to be able to run something like that off of a potato-powered chemical reaction, there's only so much it can do. Perhaps it would be a more economical idea to use *gasp* batteries or *gasp* AC?
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Re:It's actually been done :) (Score:1)
I wonder what happened to this idea. Maybe everyone's favorite rumormonger, Ryan, can help us out here.
MacSlash: News for Mac Geeks [macslash.com]
Broken link... (Score:1)
http://totl.net [totl.net]
and the link to the Spudserver page is
http://totl.net/Spud/ [totl.net]
All that aside, I think this is really cool. Reminds me of something I saw on MacGuyver, when he powered his alarm clock on a potato.
I would also like to beat the Beowulf trolls to the punch by saying that such a thing would dramatically improve the economy in Idaho.
As an Idaho resident... (Score:3)
We Idahoans learn quickly that we have to be sure and beat potential antagonists to the inevitable potato crack.
Slashdot Effect: What Next? (Score:2)
We've slashdotted a Commodore 64-based Webserver
We've slashdotted a VEGETABLE
What's next? How do you top a vegetable? Slashdotting a webserver running on an actual living brain is all I can think of...
This is not possible (Score:2)
Please bear with us... (Score:2)
...while we're being slashdotted. We're in the process of moving to a better co-lo facility, on the produce isle.
+1 funny moderation (Score:2)
LOL! "Score 3, Informative"
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MS has been working on this for years . . (Score:2)
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Holy S#!t! (Score:5)
Runs at 233Thz (That's tuberhertz)
It can just see the guys one night
Sysad 1: "what the fuck is wrong with the server?"
Sysad 2: "sorry man...the box got fried"
Sysad 1: "What happened...did it overhead"
Sysad 2: "Naw man, we got hungry...the box is fried...want some french chips?
FluX
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