Another Fan-Made TRON Costume 327
Jay Maynard writes "When this story on making your own TRON costume was posted two weeks ago, I was deep into making my own for the masquerade at Penguicon 2.0. Its debut at the Masquerade won the Workmanship award. I kept notes and took pictures as I was going along, and the page that resulted is now available for your viewing enjoyment. No, I didn't spend any time with straws up my nose while making it, either. I think the results were quite good, and so has everyone who's said anything to me about it here at the con." CmdrTaco is at Penguicon this weekend - go give him a big Tron hug, and make sure to get a photo...
Wait, Where Have I Seen This Guy Before? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wait, Where Have I Seen This Guy Before? (Score:2, Funny)
Wearing that will not make you Elvis, go home now.
From the end of the page... (Score:2, Funny)
1. Fabric paint is a pain in the ass to deal with, and must be applied with a heavy hand if sharp edges on lines are desired. It would have probably helped if I...
5. If posting to link myself in a tighter-than-skin-tight bodysuit to slashdot, think really hard about whether or not I'm ok with having my just-about-naked-self being seen and potentially mocked by hundreds of thousands of people.
Re:From the end of the page... (Score:5, Insightful)
he knows full well what people will make of this, and doesn't even care, he probably prides himself in the laughs he gets out of it.
don't bother with pity, he doens't need it, at least show him that much respect.
Re:Wait, Where Have I Seen This Guy Before? (Score:4, Funny)
1 can of acrylic paint: $12.95
3 yards of el-tape (blue): $30 dollars
Having the largest camel-toe at Penguicon 1.0: Priceless.
Re:Wait, Where Have I Seen This Guy Before? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wait, Where Have I Seen This Guy Before? (Score:3, Funny)
Scarred for life... (Score:4, Funny)
Any chance we can add a warning to the story, something along the lines of "Images of Overweight Man in Skintight Bodysuit Enclosed" or such?
We deserve to be warned before we're subjected to that...
Re:Scarred for life... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Scarred for life... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Scarred for life... (Score:3, Funny)
Guess those are pictures of code bloat.
Re:Scarred for life... (Score:5, Funny)
Why? We all look like him.
Re:Scarred for life... (Score:2)
No, serious. I'm one of those people who are blessed with a body that keeps its ideal weight no matter what I do. (Probably until I meet my one special girl) And considering I live as healthy as the average American stereotype, that's quite impressive. (Perhaps I should start selling my genetic material. $10/handfull)
Re:Scarred for life... (Score:2)
Wail 'till you turn 40...
Re:Scarred for life... (Score:2)
Nope, I can still see my feet. Need to clip my toe-nails, though...
Re:Scarred for life... (Score:2)
Exactly. Which is why I am dressing up as Londo Molari
Work with what you've got.
Re:Scarred for life... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Scarred for life... (Score:3, Funny)
http://wanab.free.fr/uniprel.jpg [wanab.free.fr]
Re:Scarred for life... (Score:5, Interesting)
I just got back from Penguicon 2.0 and have a few words about this.
First, the guy was pretty nice and seemed intelligent.
BUT... he didn't just wear the costume for the masquerade. No. He wore it all Saturday evening and all morning and afternoon on Sunday as things were winding down. That, in particular, kinda weirded me out. (I was similarly alienated by the few... how shall we say... misproportioned ladies walking around in more than revealing BDSM gear Saturday night, but that's another story.)
After one of the panels this morning, I was waiting for the room to clear out a bit when I saw Tron approach ESR and maddog to ask some questions. They were completely civil but I thought I could detect some semblence of bewilderment in their expressions and body language. They also studiously avoided looking downward at any given moment. I would have liked to have a digital camera right then and there.
Also, the suit did end up looking a tad better than the photos would suggest.
ack! (Score:2, Funny)
Please give us a warning before you post links like that!!!!
Obligatory Futurama Quote (Score:3, Funny)
Re:ack! (Score:5, Funny)
The goggles... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The goggles... (Score:2)
Hey look! Is that Dad? (Score:2)
Re:ack! (Score:3, Funny)
If you RTFA (as opposed to looking at the pictures you dirty minded troll), you'd find out that this isn't infact Tron, but a simple payroll withholding calculation program that had gotten overweight by changes in the laws.
I'll give him 10/10 for going out in public wearing a tight costume with that beer gut. (keep in mind he'll drink you under the table).
Mullets move a side, now is the time of the beer gut!
oh, my (Score:2)
Viewing? (Score:3, Funny)
s/viewing/slashdotting/
Is it just more.... (Score:4, Funny)
Either way, those who haven't RTFA, be forwarned.
Now... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Now... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Now... (Score:5, Funny)
You must be new here.
Re:Now... (Score:2, Insightful)
Lets face it. He did following:
-bought premade armour pices on ebay. (yeah, how CREATIVE)
-poorly painted a beige catsuite. (looks craps)
-made doutzens of pictures, most of them having his balls STICK in your face in a way that COULDNT have passed unnoticed.
Bottom line: He has either no taste or is an exhibitionist.
Thank you. (Score:2)
2. yes, this is uber-geeky.
3. we're pretty much all geeky and/or weirdos here.
4. therefore people shouldn't make (too much) fun of this guy
BUT
5. the costume isn't all that fantastic. Now, a homemade Predator costume, that'd impress me.
Re:Now... (Score:5, Insightful)
By my book, for not giving a damn about what all of you mockers think, he's way more of a man than any of you will ever be.
Well... (Score:4, Funny)
Great (Score:4, Funny)
/smartass
The icon says it best... (Score:2)
That horrified alien head thingy pretty much does a good job of recreating the expression I made while the page magically appeared on my computer monitor... =P
Re:Great (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know know... what lingering sexuality of any type I had is gone after viewing that page.
It doesn't help that a room mate walked by and wondered why I was looking at pictures of large men in spandex!
That said, it is an impressive costume. He said he wanted to modify it, it will be interesting to see if he enters it again next year and what improvements he makes.
Re:Great (Score:2)
I still want to see someone do Sark also. The red glow is so much cooler and everyone aaaalways does Tron.
One suggestion (Score:4, Funny)
Codpiece.
Hmmm... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hmmm... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Hmmm... (Score:2, Funny)
TRON fan (Score:5, Funny)
Re:TRON fan (Score:3, Funny)
Re:TRON fan (Score:3, Funny)
Remember? (Score:5, Funny)
No?
Re:Remember? (Score:5, Funny)
You think Milk / Coke is painful? Wholly Crap.
Still totally worth it.
I'm of two minds. (Score:5, Insightful)
As a big guy myself, I have the desire to support folks who go out and make audacious, geeky things and wear them even if it leads to ridicule.
At the same time, that is *really* an unflattering suit, it really is. Maybe he should have gone more interpretive and created TRON armor--something less lycra-based, because it simply doesn't work on his physique.
Re:I'm of two minds. (Score:4, Insightful)
If I were going to put on a costume it would definately be the guard's outfit. They were quite well armored and worked for that really cool corporation under the ol' MC.
Hero's bleed red neon lights.
Re:I'm of two minds. (Score:2)
Re:I'm of two minds. (Score:2)
Look out below! (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot Filter (Score:3, Funny)
That male "camel toe" is burned into my retinas...
Re:Slashdot Filter (Score:2)
You're lucky, I was eating lunch!!! >_
"Camel toe" - I learned something today (Score:3, Funny)
Thank you!
Re:"Camel toe" - I learned something today (Score:2)
This is one of the few, sad instances it applies to a man. Hopefully we won't get any more of these...instances again.
Uh oh... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh man, hes in for a surprise...
This is silly (Score:4, Funny)
poster images for a weight loss program hehe
Anyways I think he should go easyer on us and use something to prevent harm [uwa.edu.au] in a costume party
Dear god... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dear god... (Score:2)
I had a cat with two names. First name was Fluffy...last name was Pancake. OH! I kid.
One night, the power went out in my apartment and I didn't have candles.
The next day I developed 36 pictures of my kitchen and living room. OH!
Thank you, remember to tip your waitstaff. I'll be here all week.
Beautiful (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Beautiful (Score:2, Funny)
ya he has the NUTS alright, no argument there
But as far as sharing........?
Re:Beautiful (Score:5, Interesting)
That said, I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest that the guy gets a cup. Funny jokes aside, it WOULD be a significant improvement in the costume, and it might even improve the judging when he shows off the costume again.
That aspect of the costume is so glaringly embarassing that I have to wonder if the webpage is something of a hoax... To me, wearing a cup with that bodysuit would have been so obvious that I have to think that NOT wearing one could only have been a deliberate decision, making it possible to prank a bunch of people into looking at an unattractive man in spandex.
In any event, if the site is legitimate, it looks like the guy is really proud of his TRON costume. I'd strongly suggest getting a cup and trying to show it off again.
Re:Beautiful (Score:2)
Worked for Spinal Tap at the airport.
Re:Beautiful (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Beautiful (Score:3, Insightful)
It ALSO has (rather unpleasant) pictures of a fat man in a unitard.
Someone's response to this page doesn't have to just be "Ewww, fat guy in unitard" or "Cool, what a neat idea!" It can, in fact, be both.
A weighty excuse (Score:5, Informative)
At least the excuse for the look is a good comment:
I spoke for a few moments about how I wasn't Tron, but a simple payroll withholding calculation program that had gotten overweight by changes in the laws.
Like Cereal Killer from Hackers said... (Score:5, Funny)
He Must be portraying a Microsoft product... (Score:2, Funny)
You can tell by all the bloat.
Well that guy has balls... (Score:5, Insightful)
He's got balls.. (and just look at the photos if you don't believe me)
Re:Well that guy has balls... (Score:2)
At least we know... (Score:3, Funny)
...what happened to Cartman's father. [comedycentral.com]
Obligatory simpsons quotes (Score:3, Funny)
Interesting Test (Score:2)
Time? Depends on priorities (Score:2, Insightful)
I've seen some good ghostbuster costumes out there...near Halloween we should see more of these....help the fellow geek out and stop him from coming to the party as some reincarnation of "Revenge of the Nerds" Thats what would scratch my eyes out!
I'm not sure which was worse ... (Score:4, Funny)
Office Space (Score:5, Funny)
dead realistic for current software (Score:5, Funny)
Keep in mind... (Score:2)
(Yes, I did RTFA, and I know that he gave an explanation for being an overweight program)
Lycra is a Privilege not a right (Score:2, Funny)
Need to find a fork, must gouge out eyeeess.
One Missing Piece: The Sash (Score:2)
Hmm (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hmm (Score:2)
It's perfect! (Score:2, Funny)
This updated look accurately reflects today's software. What is he, Microsoft Word?
Warning next time? (Score:2)
Another tron-like outfit using El-wire (Score:5, Insightful)
Rant mode on...But enough with the body insults! Haven't you ever seen bodies in all their glorious colors and shapes before? [templetons.com] If yours isn't in the top 1% of bodies, do you live in a Burka? [google.com] The costumer is having fun- lots of other posters here seem to be having bitter parties out of some misguided idea that if you aren't perfect- don't be visible? If you don't have the equivalent of a 2004 Mercedes M-class body, don't show up on the road? Have you ever looked at the great minds in our field [computerhistory.org]? You'd really forbid them from being in your hottub (California / silicon valley style) just because they're not the most aesthetically pleasing bodies? Bah! Rant mode sputtering off...
Re:Another tron-like outfit using El-wire (Score:2, Informative)
I'm not sure what voltage EL wire needs, but I'd suggest not getting the costume wet.
Mastercard parody (Score:3, Funny)
Spandex Bodysuit: $50
Realising you are being mocked by Slashdot and the rest of the world because they can see the outline of your nuts through the spandex: Priceless.
There are somethings I do want to see. For everything else there are codpieces
Just an observation... (Score:2, Flamebait)
HE WILL DIE ALONE.
Oh my. (Score:2)
-Colin [colingregorypalmer.net]
Suggestions (Score:2)
Interesting. Two suggestions, though:
Welcome, my son... (Score:3, Funny)
Uh... (Score:2)
Scary. Never eally cared for Tron, anyhow...
How to apply paint to stretch knit (Score:5, Informative)
1. buy a box cutter or scalpel from an art shop
2. do your designs onto cardboard, eg the boxes around cereal are ideal thickness and water resistance, they don't disintegrate when paint is applied and they don't repel it in blobs onto your artwork like plastic can. You have an advantage if you can print designs directly from the computer onto card.
3. Cut the designs out carefully with the box cutters or scalpel.
4. Place a thick board covered in newspaper inside the part of the suit that you want to apply the paint. Arrange the suit over the board so it is not wrinkled but not stretched either.
5. Place the stencil on the area you want the design. Tape it down if necessary. Cover up any other areas at risk from stray paint.
5. Apply paint to the holes in the stencil either by airbrush (you need the paint to be runny like water for this), or by thick stiff paintbrush or by sponge. Airbrush is best for even coverage (once you get the hang of using it - practice on scrap paper).
You can also use spray cans instead of an airbrush but you need to make sure only the area you want painted is exposed, use lots of newspaper and masking tape to cover up the areas you want to stay unpainted.
And you can get interesting effects using a tooth brush to apply paint. load the tooth brush up and then drag your thumb or a paint brush handle over the bristles towards you. Paint splatters will flick over anything opposite you. (practice aim on the bathroom mirror - but only if you're the one that has to clean it up).
How to make an orc costume [alleycatscratch.com]
or worse, if he gets good with the airbrush he might dispense with the bodysuit altogeter. Warning: link includes photos of topless women with and without paint.
European Body Paint Festival Gallery [pbase.com]
Mirror (Score:3, Funny)
Back off, lest ye be judged (Score:3, Insightful)
I'm annoyed at all the rude comments posted in this forum...in particular at all the people telling this guy to "get a life".
First of all, you're posting on slashdot forums that means you don't have enough to do yourself....try getting a life yourself before you criticize others.
Second, how is what he did any "worse" than adults who sit around playing Quake (or whatever) all night? How is this guy being a tron fan any geekier than my going to the Classic Gaming Expo?
Plus, he explained how he did everyhing to assist others...open source costuming, anyone?
Finally, it's really easy for you all to sit back behind your monitors and make fun of this guy's weight. Look at yourself in the mirror today (or in ten years) and see if you should really be laughing.
For the record, I have not been in costume since Halloween when I was 12, and I am actually underweight. I don't have a life...this is true. I just think you're all behaving like a bunch of 14-year-old slashdot jerks.
\end{rant}
Re:Lessons learned (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lessons learned (Score:2)