Space Elevator vs Wildlife 307
An anonymous reader writes "The longest test yet of the technology that might one day lead to space elevators has revealed some unusual problems. From the article: "There were several unexpected encounters with wildlife. More than a dozen insect egg colonies had been laid on the tether and curious bats flew around the balloons, apparently attracted by the sound made by the tether's vibrations. Late in the test, swallows were also seen swooping down on the balloons, possibly to sip the morning dew on their surfaces." Maybe all the critters just want to go to space too."
Don't Lose Sight of Our Goal! (Score:5, Funny)
No, you fools! It's mother nature trying to keep us from leaving this planet! She wants to take us down with her!
"Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese." - C. M. Burns
Just goes to show... (Score:5, Funny)
swallows (Score:5, Funny)
african or european swallows?
Nature (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Just goes to show... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:swallows (Score:3, Funny)
AIEEE!
Re:Don't Lose Sight of Our Goal! (Score:2, Funny)
"SWALLOWS... IN SPACE!!!"
Followed by:
"BATS... IN SPACE!!!"
Summing up the series with:
"INSECT EGGS... IN SPACE!!!"
You have to end the title "IN SPACE!!!"
Bats, man. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Willy Wonka.. (Score:3, Funny)
Don't forget the most recent cheesy movie (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Just goes to show... (Score:3, Funny)
Danger Signs (Score:3, Funny)
Wonkavator (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Just goes to show... (Score:2, Funny)
more importantly (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Putting it in perspective (Score:3, Funny)
Hey, thanks for putting that in perspective.
If they only knew... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Just goes to show... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:robot tests are dumb (Score:2, Funny)
I for one... (Score:3, Funny)
Luckily we will be able to shoot them off the elevator with the laser beam that powers to climber
Re:Don't Lose Sight of Our Goal! (Score:5, Funny)
*yoinks geek badge*
There, everything's fine now.
Re:Just goes to show... (Score:5, Funny)
Really? Well, let me try:
but repetition makes it funny (+1 funny)
Re:am i the only person (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Simplify (Score:1, Funny)
But what happens when someone puts into that tube enormous amounts of material?
Re:Ants (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Just goes to show... (Score:1, Funny)
African or European?
Re:Wonky Steve (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Moore or Murphy? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Putting it in perspective (Score:3, Funny)
Wait, wait -- is that U.S. or British zillions?
Re:Ants (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Don't Lose Sight of Our Goal! (Score:2, Funny)
No Way!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Just goes to show... (Score:1, Funny)
Next thing you know, Starship Troopers.
Re:If they only knew... (Score:3, Funny)
Obviously the solution is to make the tube twice as long and bend it in half so that both ends are down at the ground. Then the air might cycle through, but would stay down here around the Earth. Of course we'll still need something to guard the part out in space, or the space monkeys might try to bite a hole in it to suck up some Earth air and make their voices all high-pitched and funny. Those space monkeys are always causing trouble.
If we manage to attract enough squirrel... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:60,000 mile tether - not possible (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Just goes to show... (Score:2, Funny)