On behalf of Her Majesty's Special Security Services you have completed the level one security service selection process and you are hereby accepted as a level one Security Yeoman. You are here ordered to appear for further training and screening at a secret location code named 'The Village'. As per the software ELUA (you did read the EULA, didn't you?) you are hereby bound by both the public and classified sections of the official secrets act including section 4. You will be further briefed on your new assignment by courier only. Note that you are now travel restricted until such a time as we determine your proper role and clearance.
We are excited to have you as part of our team. If you have any questions do not reply to this email. Your contact will provide with suitable blind box drops for communications. If asked your cover will be that you will be attending a Windows 10 security 'boot camp' in Wales.