Microsoft leaks Zune Details in FCC filing 274
cnet-declan writes "One of my colleagues at CNET News.com has picked up on a filing that Microsoft made yesterday with the FCC. Our article reports that Microsoft's Zune media player (the iPod rival discussed before on Slashdot) is going to have features such as creating mobile social networks and streaming music to nearby friends or strangers. It's going to support the 802.11b and 802.11g wireless standards, have a 30GB hard drive, support music, movies, and photos, and have a 3-inch screen. Is this finally enough to unseat Apple?"
I may want one of these after all (Score:5, Funny)
Or maybe someone can figure out how to broadcast images to all nearby Zunes with a linux app, so when I drive down the street or ride the train with my laptop I could flood all the nearby Zunes with goatse images. "Awww look someone is sending me a cute puppy picture....augggghhhhh"
Among other features... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I may want one of these after all (Score:4, Funny)
Is this finally enough to unseat Apple? (Score:5, Funny)
I can just see the TV Ads.. (Score:5, Funny)
Steve Balmer in silhouette with a glowing cord doing his monkey dance.
More space than a Nomad (Score:4, Funny)
Sorry, still lame
I doubt this will unseat Apple (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I can just see the TV Ads.. (Score:5, Funny)
Big Omission (Score:4, Funny)
Hmmm, interesting ....... (Score:3, Funny)
I think you're onto something!
and weigh? (Score:4, Funny)
And with a standard battery it will last 6 minutes so you can get in one complete song.
Hope they do well (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Is this finally enough to unseat Apple? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Among other features... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Perhaps not as social as the summary suggests. (Score:2, Funny)
But wait, don't order now, there's more!
Instead of the old fashioned way of shoving the music down tubes the Wizards/Witches of Redmond (follow the black asphalt road) have figured out a way to distribute the music in buckets carried by flying monkeys! How cool is that?
Don't ask where the flying monkeys come from though, or someone is likely to send a picture of it to your Zune; and trust me, it isn't pretty.
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh! My eyes!
KFG
Re:Among other features... (Score:2, Funny)
*Under normal** operating conditions.
**Streaming content, creating social networks, using wireless connectivity, playing video content, using software equalizer, browsing music library, operating backlight, playing audio content, or using device while not connected to external DC power supply may substantially reduce expected battery life.
Re:I can just see the TV Ads.. (Score:3, Funny)
Why Stop There? (Score:5, Funny)
Social Networking (Score:2, Funny)
If Microsoft can make people strike up conversations with the strangers around them they don't deserve a business success with the Zune, they deserve the next 100 Nobel Peace Prizes.
You can't see the looming hubbub? Some lurker around a school yard, posing as a 13 year old, beaming Michael Jackson tunes to children .. luring one into near the bushes. Then the local parents groups and sheriff's departments and everyone else gets into wanting to monitor or restrict these things, yada yada yada.
It's not a problem until the first time it happens.
Will there be some form of parental control which allows them to disable the social networking feature?
Re:missing the social point (Score:3, Funny)
Pfft, that's the universal condition. The universal condition is violated under one of three conditions:
- Money (incl. employment/trade)
- Drugs (incl. Alcohol)
- Religion
No, I didn't forget sex. That falls under one of the above. In incredibly rare situations, the universal condition may be violated in the pursuit of sport, absent one of the other three.
But, other than that, people don't talk to each other. It's a waste of effort.
Re:I may want one of these after all (Score:3, Funny)
I must say, I've heard Microsoft called evil for all kinds of things (i.e. business practices, shoddy software, clubbing baby seals) but I've never heard them called out for a button on a keyboard. Nice work :)