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Philips Patents Technology to Force Ad Viewing 823

An anonymous reader writes "According to New Scientist, Philips has filed a patent for technology to force viewers to watch the ads in a program. Basically they plan to add extra flags to the Multimedia Home Platform that would stop controls from working until the ads are finished." From the article: "Philips' patent acknowledges that this may be 'greatly resented by viewers' who could initially think their equipment has gone wrong. So it suggests the new system could throw up a warning on screen when it is enforcing advert viewing. The patent also suggests that the system could offer viewers the chance to pay a fee interactively to go back to skipping adverts."
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Philips Patents Technology to Force Ad Viewing

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  • by DrSkwid ( 118965 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @07:30PM (#15153507) Journal
    A TV that won't let me turn it off when it catches fire sounds great !

  • make money fast (Score:5, Insightful)

    by v1 ( 525388 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @07:32PM (#15153518) Homepage Journal
    Just start a lottery, where the winner gets to beat the piss out of the guy who thought of "forced advertisement".

    A sure winner.
  • by roadrash608 ( 542600 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @07:32PM (#15153520)
    ...if they patent this, then nobody *else* will do it, and than we can all just go and not buy Philips TVs.
  • Nice job! (Score:5, Insightful)

    by shut_up_man ( 450725 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @07:32PM (#15153525) Homepage
    My desire to buy a Philips product ever again in my lifetime just plummetted to zero. Nice work, marketing department!
  • by TERdON ( 862570 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @07:35PM (#15153539) Homepage
    ...if they patent this, then nobody *else* will do it, and than we can all just go and not buy Philips TVs.

    Unless Philips decides to license its new patent to all the other manufacturers...
  • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @07:35PM (#15153545)
    Do something the victim hates and make them pay you to stop.
    It's called "extortiom".
  • Re:Well... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Cheapy ( 809643 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @07:36PM (#15153558)
    Oh sure, you won't resent it at all since you'll never buy it.

    But what about the masses?
  • Wel... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by kryten_nl ( 863119 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @07:37PM (#15153562)
    that's it I'm going back to books.
  • Philips acknowledges that (etc, etc)

    Well, duh. But not because I think my equipment is broken.. because the company that made it is clearly looking to get support from the people who stand to make money from all those (shiatty) commercials I'm forced to watch.

    So Philips wants to make it easier for broadcasters to force me into watching ads for stuff I won't buy anyway, and then they've the audacity to attempt to chalk up their user's (inevitable) complaints to 'improperly working equipment'.So we need to watch more crap, and we're stupid to boot.

    Har-de-har-har.
  • by Braedley ( 887013 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @07:42PM (#15153596)
    "Philips' patent acknowledges that this may be 'greatly resented by viewers'" I don't think resented is a strong enough word. Maybe loathed, but even that, I don't think, is strong enough.
  • Best Idea Ever! (Score:5, Insightful)

    by byron036 ( 178130 ) <rgant@nOsPAM.alum.wpi.edu> on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @07:47PM (#15153626)

    And I am not being facetious. I can't wait for them to start adding flags identifying commercials to TV signals. One day later I bet there is a plugging to MythTV that perfectly edits your recordings to be commercial free.

    What with Digital TV lock-ins & broadcast flags I have no intention of ever buying mass market cable equipment again anyway. In the future all of my TV watching will be downloads anyway. This will just make it easier to get commercial free programming.

    I hope people buy these TVs like hot cakes, cause I won't.

  • by zzatz ( 965857 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @07:54PM (#15153666)
    When I buy something, I buy it for one very simple purpose: to gain exclusive control over it.

    If Philips wants to keep control over a TV or other device, that's fine. Give it to me, loan it to me, and I can accept that the owner keeps control over it - and I'm not the owner. But we have a technical term for selling property without turning over control, and that term is 'Fraud'.

    When I sold my previous home, I surrendered control over it to the new owner. I no longer control how that house is used, who may come and go, and which TV shows may be watched in the living room.

    It looks like Philips wants to pretend to sell me a device, while keeping control over it. That's not a sale, and presenting it as one is a clear case of fraud.
  • by jZnat ( 793348 ) * on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @08:02PM (#15153742) Homepage Journal
    Which is why people like Sirius or iPods: commercial free. Hey, there's a concept that works! No ads + pay for content = happy customers + profit.
  • Re:offensive (Score:5, Insightful)

    by gstoddart ( 321705 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @08:07PM (#15153774) Homepage
    I hate the forced adverts on DVD. what pisses me off even more is when they aren't even advertising products, they're just forcing me to watch their "copying DVDs is piracy and is the same as mugguing someone so don't do it" bullshit.

    Well, the original intention of the un-skippable sections was the copyright notice; I can at least understand that.

    Using it for ads and trailers is the abuse of the technology, and far more annoying than the 20-30 seconds of copyright notice, which I can live with. Being forced to watch trailers, ads, or anything else drives me insane.

    I don't want forced product placement at the front of my movies any more than I'd be willing to accept 'must watch' ads in my TV. I skip over the Kotex and Huggies ads for a reason; no matter how hard they try, I'm not gonna watch American Idol or Survivor; and geriatric products don't interest me yet.

    When will they learn that not all ads are relevant to all consumers? The sooner they understand that, unless they've paid me, they have no right to insist I actually watch their ads, the sooner we'll get along. :-P
  • by flyingsquid ( 813711 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @08:19PM (#15153857)
    Kubrick's portrayal may be a nod to Plato's allegory of The Cave, where men spend their life in a cave, chained up and facing the wall. Men behind them build a fire and cast shadows upon the wall, and the prisoners believe that these shadows are reality because they don't know anything else.

    Kinda like The Matrix, only it was envisioned 2500 years ago. That, and Plato's _Republic_ doesn't have people floating in midair and doing cool ninja moves.

  • by Tyr_7BE ( 461429 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @08:28PM (#15153914)
    The patent also suggests that the system could offer viewers the chance to pay a fee interactively to go back to skipping adverts.

    Pay a fee to go back to skipping adverts. I assume that this would be money paid to the content provider, who would in turn give a cut to all companies whose commercials were skipped. So the net result is that even though no commercial for Coca-Cola or what have you was seen, and no Coca-Cola product was used in the TV show, Coca-Cola still makes a profit off of the viewing of this show.

    It's win-win for the corporation, and absurd for the consumer. If the corporation's ad gets seen, they get more money through traditional marketing routes. Now, in places where their ad DOESN'T get seen, they get money too. We are effectively unconditionally throwing money at megacorps.
  • by Dormann ( 793586 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @08:28PM (#15153916)
    My MythTV will be able to remove commercials much faster once there's a flag showing where the ads are.
  • by suv4x4 ( 956391 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @08:29PM (#15153924)
    - No ripping to a PC; excuse: piracy.
    - No shooting of copyrighted objects with a camera; excuse: piracy.
    - No open formats such as mp3; excuse: piracy.
    - No skipping ads and copyright ads on DVD's or TV; excuse: piracy.
    - Fetch your seearch history and habits from search engines; excuse: piracy/child porn/terrorism.
    - Back door on cryptographic solutions for the government; excuse: piracy/child porn/terrorism.
    - Storing your e-mail and traffic for later review by the authorities; excuse: piracy/child porn/terrorism.

    We're looking for further excuses to install RFID chips under your skin, and electric zappers to control your actions, stay tuned.
  • by labnet ( 457441 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @08:32PM (#15153938)
    You ask a very interesting question.
    How does one award the content creators.

    Remember, in a capitalist society, 'market forces' are meant to regulate the efficiency of the market.
    If you restrict or charge too much for your product, the less people buy, and if you give it a away, your volumes are high but you make no money. Its the profit bell curve.

    Previously, cost of duplication/distribution has been one of the main regultators in the content creation market. There is now a disruptive technology (the internet) that is taking away this previous 'stabiliser'. What we are seeing now is the free market, trying to recorrect its inefficiency (loss of profits). This will always cause pain. What suprises me, is the internet is huge opportunity to make squillions more money out of consumers (can you say back catalouges peoples!) though much increased volume and less cost per unit item.

    This I think is where the RIAA etc have got it wrong. 99% of people want to do the right thing. 99% of western consumers do not steal from their local store. Even in Australia now, we have 'self checkouts'.
    If the RIAA were run Kmart/Walmart, all the product would be behind glass locked cabinets.
    Treat the consumer with respect, offer the product at a much more reasonable price, and people will generally do the right thing.
    The problem I see, is that the RIAA etc, have played hardball for so long, the consumer has got quite adept at (and cultured themselves) to using P2P, AllofMP3 etc, making the battle to change that culture much harder than it needed to be.

  • by sjs132 ( 631745 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @08:34PM (#15153952) Homepage Journal
    I let my wallet speak for me when it comes to this crap...

    I won't buy a philips product if it enforces viewing of ads...

    Or anyone else's product of like features...

    This is why I DO NOT have Tivo and do NOT watch much TV.
    Heck, Most of the time I still use my VCR to record any "MUST SEE TV" - (c)NBC And just FF through commercials... Unless it is one I WANT to see (heard from friends after souper bowle or some such reason.)

    No, My computer is not an 8088 either, but yes, sometimes lowtech is the way...

    oh, and of course there is the famous (Click) surf or (Click) off buttons.

    If Phil & Co were smart they would make note of this... It's ashame that I already skip going to the movies because they force you to watch adds after purchasing a license to experience the content of the film in comfy seats with loud surround sound.

    But then again, I don't think I've missed toooo many movies that were worth seeing anyways. :) Bleh!
  • by netik ( 141046 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @08:45PM (#15154017) Homepage
    There's a lot going on right now in television that resembles what happened on the Max Headroom television series. A dystopian future where the people who don't pay for education can't get it (even things as simple as the ABC's, but we're not there, YET), intellectual property controls, corporations the size of governments with the same amount of power, and even this patent by phillips was part of an episode.

    There's a scene where an officer walks to a woman's apartment, pushes the off switch on the TV and exclaims, "An off switch! She'll get 20 years for that!".

    Ah well, It's primetime and it's time for dancing poodles on TV. Gotta go.

    Blank is beautiful!

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    by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @08:48PM (#15154038)
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  • Finally (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Mr. Freeman ( 933986 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @08:59PM (#15154085)
    This is what I see happening:

    - The companies that sell these devices leave out the part about them forcing you to watch commercials.
    - A huge amount of people buy them.
    - Less than a month later, customers get pissed off at the company and return the devices to wherever they bought them.

    After loosing tons of money over this, the companies finally realise that they have to listen to consumers.

    Of course, this would only happen in a perfect world. Something is bound to come up that will prevent people from receiving refunds or something of that matter.
  • by TripleE78 ( 883800 ) <triplee@nOSPaM.gmail.com> on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @09:00PM (#15154089) Homepage
    Oddly, I kind of want them to get this patent.

    If Philips ties the idea of forcing ads on those of us with their equipment, it keeps everyone else from doing the same without licensing the technology.

    Might as well enjoy the handful of accidental benefits of the borked patent system. . . ;)

    ~EEE~
  • brilliant (Score:5, Insightful)

    by ChrisGilliard ( 913445 ) <(christopher.gilliard) (at) (gmail.com)> on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @09:02PM (#15154099) Homepage
    This idea goes exactly against what successful companies like Google and Overture are doing. This will totally turn off consumers to anyone who implements this. Good luck.
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    by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @09:03PM (#15154109)
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  • We have over 900 channels all largely showing the same crap and the same re-runs. I see little reason to even have a TV.

    This will be yet another reason for people to (1) not buy the product and (2) find something that meets their needs - which may be a home grown product and (3) cancel their cable or satelite subscription as well.

    Oh they say the road to hell is paved with good intentions - this isn't even a good intention.
  • by slashname3 ( 739398 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @09:11PM (#15154150)
    I would acutally welcome such flags in programs. It will make it so much easier to detect and autoskip commercials in mythtv. Right now it is about 80% accurate in skipping commercials using the methods available. With actual flags in the broadcast this will be 100% effective. Very cool!
  • by theJML ( 911853 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @09:14PM (#15154165) Homepage
    Philips suggests adding flags to commercial breaks to stop a viewer from changing channels until the adverts are over.

    So I'm surfing through channels, click, don't want that, click, nope, click, nope, click, nope, click ADVERTISEMENT and I'm stuck. I have to watch the add according to this until it's over and then i can go back to surfing to find out there's nothing on. Now THAT will suck.
  • by initialE ( 758110 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @09:25PM (#15154219)
    Of course, for a small fee you can avoid all of this.

    Of course, for a fee, advertisers can override your preferences and show you the ad anyway.
  • by slashname3 ( 739398 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @09:39PM (#15154301)
    Have you been to a movie lately? They run about 20 minutes or more of commercials before the movie. Not just the previews they used to run, actual damn commercials. To say nothing of the DON'T USER YOUR CELL PHONE bits.
  • by JudgeFurious ( 455868 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @09:49PM (#15154342)
    Exactly. I buy a lot of DVD's but I also rip a lot of rentals too. Every time I learn of some bullshit scheme like this the numbers rise on the ripping side. As things stand right now I rip a lot of the ones I buy anyway to make "disposable copies" while protecting the originals.

      When I rent a movie and rip it to make a keeper is it stealing? I guess so but I don't really care at this point. They hack away at my rights and in return I hack away at their profits.

      Sure I'm not right but neither are they. They might be "legal" but that doesn't make them right.
  • by philsuth ( 161088 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @09:51PM (#15154351)
    If I were the network I'd set the ad lockout bit occasionally during the real program for a few seconds, preferably at critical stages of the action. That'd prevent anyone using it for automatically stripping ads.
  • Blatantly ignorant (Score:4, Insightful)

    by back_pages ( 600753 ) <back_pagesNO@SPAMcox.net> on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @10:04PM (#15154412) Journal
    Slashdot reporting is persistently blatantly ignorant on the topic of patents.

    1. You cannot "file a patent." You file an application, and you that application can be anything you damn well please. You could file your local telephone book if you like. Tell Slashdot you filed your phone book as a patent application. It will be all over the headlines and you'll be famous for "patenting the phone book," although anyone with 22 seconds of experience working with the patent system would know that statement is unquestionably false.

    2. The article itself links to "the full patent" which is unquestionably not a patent. There is literally no story here.

    It's not like this is funny - an application for sex toys or resurrection machines. It's not like it's morally offensive - an application for a suicide machine. It's simply an application for a way to make some money. Sure, people might not like it, but any idiot who can force people to watch advertisements is a marketing genius. Whether or not it's fit to be patented is another story altogether, and one that won't be answered for years. The 371(c) date of that application is June 2005 - it probably won't even be glanced at by a patent examiner until 2007 or 2008.

    This informative post was brought to you free of charge. Sorry for the interruption. If you scroll down (or up), you'll read the normal Slashdot non-sequitur deliberate ignorance that brings you back to this website time after time. I just wonder if anybody but myself gets tired of reading systematically false and erroneous "news" reports on Slashdot.

  • by Chrondeath ( 757612 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @10:04PM (#15154417)
    I think this ship sailed when corporations realized that the average consumer doesn't care what their software EULA says. You certainly don't own any software you've purchased, and the idea is starting to migrate to other things....
  • by Kadin2048 ( 468275 ) <slashdot.kadin@xox y . net> on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @11:08PM (#15154648) Homepage Journal
    You should get modded up -- that's actually an interesting way of using the flags. If Philips has a patent on using the flags to force viewing of commercials, maybe somebody else will use the same flags to skip them? That wouldn't infringe on the patent, would it?

    Of course, they'll probably only ever roll out such flags inside an end-to-end DRMed; a Roman orgy that makes HDMI look like a wet dream by comparison. You'd only be able to view the media on an approved platform, and the approved platform would then be forced to use Philips "no skipping" features. (I propose the system be given the brand name "MindRape(TM)" -- think that'll fly with the focus groups?)

    I do think though that implementing a feature like this would push average consumers towards pirated or illegally flashed equipment faster than anything else. Let's face it, Joe Consumer doesn't give a shit about playing HD content on Linux and probably won't own one of the early HDTV sets without HDMI ... but skipping commercials? Now that's a feature worth trolling through some shady businesses in Chinatown for. Why? Because it's something you can easily show off. You and your beer buddies are sitting around watching the game you TiVoed the day before; a commercial comes on and everyone groans...but with a sly wink you pick up the remote and--wham!--back to the game. That's a hell of a lot more impressive than "look, I can play imported anime!" or "I can play weird subtitled French porn!" to most people, I'll bet.

    Yes, it's sad when FF-ing through commercials is something that people will be able to get a slightly deviant thrill out of doing, like running a red light on a deserted street at night, but I think that's the future we're hurtling towards.
  • by jonfelder ( 669529 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @11:25PM (#15154706)
    Actually a lot of DVD players do this now. They don't allow you to Fast Forward the FBI warning, some even goes as far to not allow you to hit menu or fast forward through ads on the dvd.
  • by fireweaver ( 182346 ) on Tuesday April 18, 2006 @11:49PM (#15154783)
    If it won't let you change the channel, what's to keep a person from power-cycling the set (with either the on/off switch or if that doesn't work, the plug)?
  • I like it (Score:2, Insightful)

    by TheSloth2001ca ( 893282 ) on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @12:07AM (#15154851) Homepage
    Personally I HATE it when people channel surf during the commercials... I always end up missing the first 30 seconds of the show after each commercial break
  • by caller9 ( 764851 ) on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @12:23AM (#15154897)
    I for one take turns in increments other than 90 degrees. 2 lefts could, for instance, result in a net 30 degree right turn. In which case 2 lefts make a right and using previous submitters argument that the two are directly related, two wrongs can also make a right as long as modulus(sum(angle of wrong[1,2]),360) > 180. Assuming that wrongs are non-negative angles. It really depends on what wrongs you're talking about.

    fudge it, that was funnier before I wrote it down. Submitting anyway.

    Really though, I think TV is going to suck a lot more before it gets any better. The next steps are already coming in more inventive forms than this fast forward blocking "feature." Product placement and even diaglog about products is getting annoying. CSI:Miami features more Hummer glamour shots than you'll see in a dealership. Ever notice that those SOBs always have like 3/4" of wax on their flawless exteriors. IMHO 2-3 minute advertising windows are going away in a hurry, local advertisers are probably screwed. The big boys will pay to mix their wares into the script.

    "Hey I noticed this dead body while I was passing by in my recently polished H2, which I might add has very luxurious seating and stow-and-go third row bleaaahh."
  • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @12:31AM (#15154915)
    How about my 12 gauge? Not like I'd be missing much.
  • by technothrasher ( 689062 ) on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @12:42AM (#15154941)
    They could overlap the ad flags for a random few seconds into the programming on each end of the ad block.

    That wouldn't help them really. You could still use the current methods of commercial detection. The flag would still signal you that a commercial is definitely coming up within the next few seconds or so, and greatly increase the hit/miss ratio of the algorithms.

  • by commodoresloat ( 172735 ) * on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @01:25AM (#15155055)
    This is capitalism, folks. Free markets demand freedom of advertising, and anything that stands in the way ineluctably promotes communism. This includes popup blockers, bathroom breaks while watching television, even being able to blink -- freedom of advertising is the only thing that stands between the free world and the collectivist nightmare of places like North Korea, China and, um, Sweden. So technology that forces ad viewing is essential to modern capitalism and free markets. Ad-blockers -- whether using fancy computer programs or more simple popup blockers like your eyelids -- destroy faith in the free market.

    Besides, technology that forces ad viewing can also be used to force the viewer to listen to long diatribes read from Atlas Shrugged.

  • by mdfst13 ( 664665 ) on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @01:33AM (#15155079)
    "Of course, for a small fee you can avoid all of this."

    Did anyone else read that and think about what idiots they are? Offering ad free versions for a fee completely undercuts their advertising market. Think about it. Who pays money not to watch ads: people who are willing to spend money for convenience. Who watches the ads instead: people who are willing to accept inconvenience in return for cheapness. Which group of people makes a better advertising market?

    The people advertisers want to reach are the people who have disposable income and part with it easily. The exact people who do not see the ads in this scenario.

    The other thing that they continue to miss is that studies show that people have better retention of commercials through which they fast forward. Why? Because they actually watch them to see when the show comes back! By contrast, people who leave the commercials play tend to ignore the TV during the commercials (talk to others in the room; get up for a snack or bathroom break; etc.).

    Disabling fast forward during commercials is a stupid idea. The only result of this change would be a bunch of people with MythTV or a gray market commercial skipper getting perfect commercial skip.
  • by mOdQuArK! ( 87332 ) on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @01:50AM (#15155136)
    there are countries that make our politicians look like amateurs when it comes to corruption.

    On an individual basis (i.e., many corrupt individual/small groups), perhaps, but when it gets down to large-scale institutional corruption, I think we're playing with the big boys.

    Petty Third World corrupt government officials only _dream_ of being able to slosh billions of dollars around to whoever they want, without fear of discovery because you made it legal through "legislation".

  • don't gripe (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Jim Madison ( 133196 ) <mike@@@democracyproject...org> on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @02:47AM (#15155245) Homepage

    if you were smart enough, you would have patented this idea to prevent anyone else from doing some so utterly disrespectful of other people. The best part about patent submission, is that you just have to come up with idea and you don't have to actually make it. Seems like a good fit with /. community.

    Any ideas for such patent submissions?
  • Re:Fine by me. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by DreamerFi ( 78710 ) <johnNO@SPAMsinteur.com> on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @03:28AM (#15155356) Homepage
    That's fine, as long as Google remembers - I'm sure I can find them when I need their products.
  • by argue ( 614212 ) on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @03:37AM (#15155384)
    So you are fine with people skipping commercials and if that is not possible they should get pirated content? Who pays for the content then? The bottom line is that commercials give you the ability to watch content for free. Without commercials you would ahve to have some mechanism for paying for each item of content, perhaps each second of content. Commercials also educate you on what is available in the marketplace, so they do ahve a purpose. The problem is irrelevant commercials or poorly made commercials.
  • by oshy ( 674602 ) on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @07:31AM (#15155913)
    That system makes pirated versions more popular if they have been ripped from DVD and had that nonsense removed.
  • by iamcf13 ( 736250 ) on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @07:49AM (#15155967) Homepage Journal
    Well said commodoresloat!

    Of course the antidote for commercial interests would be to simply put out non-annoying, conscise, informative, even entertaining ads like they did in the early days of TV (where it was mostly product placement within the sponsored shows).

    Or make em all like minimovies like The legendary 1984 Apple Computer ad.

    Now that's how to do an ad!

    The only other ad in the same league would be the (in)famous Where's the Beef? ad for Wendy's with the late great Clara Peller in it.

    By comparison, the new ad series for ask.com Googlelike search engine interface is just plain tiresome.... :P (>_<);;;

    Had the producers juxtaposed the ad content/message with 2001 somehow properly, tastefully, and with the blessing of Stanley Kubrick's estate, they would have had an ad classic on their hands.

    Oh well, missed opportunity.

    All TV watchers aren't mindless sheeple....

    Unfortunately, the advertisers are convinced that most of them are.... :(
  • Re:offensive (Score:3, Insightful)

    by gstoddart ( 321705 ) on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @10:12AM (#15156735) Homepage
    The sad thing is that they think that they have paid you. By providing their crappy content for free if you watch their crappier commercials as part of the deal.

    What free? Wanna see my cable bill every month? Wanna pay that for me?

    Here's what they don't understand:

    The marketers are paying the media company to advertise their product. They may choose to sponsor a specific TV show in the hopes that a lot of people are watching that particular show, and they'll get eyeballs during that show. Or they'll choose to get as much coverage as possible and get as much exposure as possible, and just be on as much as they can get.

    But what TV shows stay on the air is (in some bizarre way) is decided like a stock market or a democracy -- if people don't watch your TV shows, your TV show goes off the air. If it's unpopular, it's probably relatively cheap to advertise in. If it's super popular, it probably costs a lot to advertise during (think Super Bowl or Seinfeld).

    One group of people make content in the hopes that people will watch it. If it's popular, the TV can get eyeballs during that timeslot, which attracts advertising revenue for the TV companies since the advertisers think it's valuable for people to see their ads.

    Note, that the advertising money doesn't go directly towards the production costs of the show. It may offset it (assuming it's the network who developed the show instead of someone who did it and shopped it around). If a network can get more money from advertising that producing/buying it cost, they make a profit, and hopefully make more TV.

    Make no mistake, the advertisers are paying the media companies for the opportunity to market to a specific audience -- usually the shows demographic of desireable consumers. They have not purchased any obligation on my behalf, nor have they provided me with 'free' content.

    If you look at some of the specialty channels, say, "The Food Network", you'll notice that higher end products are being pitched than in other contexts. This is because the demographic of who is watching that is a little better known, and includes people who are more likely to want certain products. But make no mistake, Charles Schwabb, Geiko, or whomever had NOTHING whatsoever to do with the production of any of the shows directly.

    And just because they paid The Food Network for the opportunity to market to me, they have not paid me -- nor have they purchased any obligations from me.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 19, 2006 @10:53AM (#15157131)
    and then someone tries to change channel in the middle of a program and can't.

    "Hello, my set top box sometimes won't let me change channels, can you please fix it?"

It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

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