Mysterious 'Forcefield' Tested on US Tanks 603
An anonymous reader writes "Not too long ago General Dynamics announced a successful test of their new Trophy Active Defense System (ADS). The Trophy ADS generates something similar to a force field around one half of a vehicle as a direct reaction to incoming fire. From the article: 'The Threat Detection and Warning subsystem consists of several sensors, including flat-panel radars, placed at strategic locations around the protected vehicle, to provide full hemispherical coverage. Once an incoming threat is detected identified and verified, the Countermeasure Assembly is opened, the countermeasure device is positioned in the direction where it can effectively intercept the threat. Then, it is launched automatically into a ballistic trajectory to intercept the incoming threat at a relatively long distance.'"
It must be powerful. (Score:1, Funny)
LK
This is NOT a mysterious forcefield!!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Man oh man (Score:5, Funny)
Now, if they had actually trained bats, then we're on to something.
Re:ScuttleMonkey gets an F for Reading Comprehensi (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Man oh man (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Force Field? (Score:5, Funny)
Well i would look it up on the Internet. There is bound to be a post on some obscure forum by some guy named "Tank-H4xor" that gives direction on how to exploit a bug in the system by duct-taping a banana on the missile or a fluffy bunny something :)
Re:ScuttleMonkey gets an F for Reading Comprehensi (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How is that a "force field"? (Score:5, Funny)
I agree somewhat - they're describing a phalanx CIWS for a tank. They'll only be in the clear when they burst a plasma sphere around the vehicle at the moment the projectile intersects with the sphere's location. Till then, they're just matching incoming fire. Maybe we can call this type of system something different, such as a Matched Incoming Line of Fire, or MILF.
Personally, I'd like to have a MILF in my car.
Obligatory Family Guy reference: (Score:5, Funny)
Mysterious? Perhaps to non-readers... (Score:3, Funny)
Dude; you gotta learn to read, before submitting articles with "Man Bites Dog" headlines...
Re:Force Field? (Score:3, Funny)
I don't think McGuyver would appreciate you calling him that very much.
Re:Force Field? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Force Field? (Score:4, Funny)
hawk, who intends someday to include the phrase, "This is free software. You may use it for any purpose, including the extermination of endangered species, the violent overthrow of your government, or planning a nuclear attack on Australia."
Re:Force Field? (Score:3, Funny)
Warning Label: (Score:5, Funny)
Do not play frisbee, football, or baseball near the talk.
Thank you,
The Management
Re:Which one is it? (Score:2, Funny)
But how else will it protect against an attack by the Mole People?!
Re:Force Field? (Score:2, Funny)
Seems that Pretentious * Mathobabble + 5 figure ID = mod up.
Re:Force Field? (Score:2, Funny)
The only solution? Don't throw anything away! Especially tinfoil. Fight the man!
Re:Force Field? (Score:5, Funny)
And they'd all end with, "Get closer than 10 meters before you fire."
"Ten meters? We're shooting from rooftops and through doorways. We're already working that close."
"Good, then. And keep cranking out those IEDs."
Mysterious force is Kinetic force. (Score:3, Funny)
Wham. Phalanx anyone?
Bush: Well, I done heard that these I-ranians have hi-tech equiptment and the like
Daddy: Yes son, and we have been skimming billions off our defense budgets for our friends in the middle east for years now!
Bush: That don't make no sense!
Daddy: Yes son, that is the beauty of it!
Bush: So lets get someone to make something up about our stuff, to make it sound good?
Daddy: Thats right son, and lets sell ADS as a new optional extra on hummers!
Bush: I like them cars! brum brum!
Daddy: Tree Fiddy?
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Actually... (Score:2, Funny)
No, actually the 'rebels' are mostly a group of independant freedom fighters run by a quazi-religious organization of people with supernatural abilities and are attempting to regain democratic control of an empire (with the quazi-religious group being the appointed guardians of that empire) despite the fact that the senate was stupid enough to vote the dictator into his position anyway by giving him emergency powers in response to a perceived threat (that the dictator himself helped create), and which powers he maintains by using a army of mostly ineffective but nevertheless cheap fighters who were cloned from a bounty hunter and by using an extremely powerful (but sadly mangled) and corrupted person from the quazi-religious group, and who has awesome supernatural powers, bad fashion sense, and a propensity for building weapons on a truly immense scale.
Re:Obligatory Family Guy reference: (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Force Field? (Score:2, Funny)
Unless - you know - you use a rocket to kill someone....