This will allow ISP's to increase their revenue and use that money to improve and expand their infrastructure.

Yeah, I'm sure that's what they'll do with it. Private jets, hookers, blow? Who wants them?

Dotheads got modpoints.

Like DNF, Hurd...?

Musicals nearly always have a sketchy plot, wooden acting, and crappy dialogue

Yeah, but that's the content - he said it would have a different *function*. Presumably then the musical won't be designed to shamelessly plug as much shitty merchandise as humanly, wookily and ewokly possible.

You spoke the truth and got a worthless funny ... GP posted a crock of shit and got a karma-boosting insightful.

Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis truly folly to be wise.

No, no, no. Ur doin it rong. Don't spell out the joke so blatantly. Be more subtle. Say "so he's the new king of pop?" or "I don't remember hearing any of his songs". That way you'll be guaranteed a funny mod.

And four offtopic/flamebaits.

True, but it would have attracted at least 2 downmods from people who didn't know what a laser is.

Thank you, my loyal subject.

Hanging chat? I demand a recount!

True that. One, it'll most likely slow you down so that you'll fail it. Secondly, even if you do produce a relevant worthwhile FP, you'll get modded redundant anyway.

When did you last metamoderate?

Now you don't even get to decide if the moderation was accurate, just whether the original post is good or bad.

Offtopic? I suppose in the absence of an "incredibly dull and pointless" mod that'll have to suffice.

I've been considering registering a 3 or 4 (or these days, 5) numeric digit username on the off chance that retarded shitcocks would mistake it for my sequential ID and totally modsuck my karmacock.

Given that those closest to mushrroms and plankton generally get modpoints, do you think I should do that?

In Soviet Russia, joke explains YOU!!!