One of my girl friends sent me a wedding invitation. I guess it was her way of announcing she was no longer available, but like I jerk, I actually went to her wedding. Most of her family was in another state and didn't show up, it was almost all the groom's family. So I got to spend some time with the groom, who of course asked me, "Where do you know my bride from"? Well, the truth was that she had been dating me the same she was dating him, but I decided to be a bigger man and just tell him that she was a friend who had let me use her truck when I was in a bind (which was true), and not that I had dated her. I hope they are happy together... but I doubt it.
The point is, don't send me an invitation if you don't want me to show up!