There was a backwards compatiblity break in Linux USB support too, but in general new Linux OS releases don't move everything around because the UI is independent from the kernel.

Frogbuntu.

Windows isn't easier, but it costs about $2000 per seat to train people to use an new operating system. Once you are past that expense, Linux is cheaper because it doesn't require retraining every time Microsoft obsoletes it's old UI. Google Docs does a fairly good job of handling Microsoft Office file formats now, so document backwards compatibility is no longer an issue.

If you bought it from CarMax, you paid too much.

The people that aren't ethical enough to be used car salesmen become tech recruiters.

They keep asking people "Don't you want to use Edge instead of Chrome?" too.

Don't you want to know all the latest news on enshitification?

Everybody's gone to Truth Social, obviously! /s

The ACLU went to court to defend the freedom of speech right of nazis to march through Jewish neighborhoods. Personally, I would have classified that as threatening speech, but I'm no the ACLU. (They fought for the right of the Klan to march through black neighborhoods too.)

I'm also a pedantic, and the term you're trying to think of but failing to is "milquetoast". Milktoast is just... soggy toast.

Be a lot cheaper just to fly them to the jungle and give 'em all Ayahuasca...

... they have a few questions to ask you about your "Naked and Afraid" retreat.

Now THAT is a team-building exercise!

Libraries are the greatest social program known to mankind. But you know, I still have most of my college textbooks, still stored in the milk crates I stole from behind the dorm. I graduated in '83.

Yeah, the guys with the lifted penis size compensators never realize that Teslas can vastly out-accelerate them.