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from the catchy-songs-in-your-head dept.
from the catchy-songs-in-your-head dept.
Greyjack writes "Jonathan Coulton's latest song in his thing-a-week series, Code Monkey, is an anthem for under-appreciated developers everywhere. From the song: 'Code Monkey get up get coffee / Code Monkey go to job / Code monkey have boring meeting, with boring manager Rob / Rob say Code Monkey very diligent / But his output stink / His code not functional or elegant / What do Code Monkey think?' Like virtually everything he does, he's released it under a Creative Commons license -- go forth, download, and share the goodness!" Update: 04/23 19:23 GMT by SM: Several users have also provided a torrent.
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Perfect for a hot sunny day (Score:3)
Its going on my playlist in the morning
Re:Perfect for a hot sunny day (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.cursor.org/)
And then... (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.darkaxis.com/)
Wow! (Score:2, Funny)
(http://www.pineknoll.org/graham/sof/index.html)
Login Page :( (Score:5, Funny)
(http://slashdot.org/~cyranoVR/journal/139343 | Last Journal: Wednesday October 31, @09:08PM)
but his output stink
his code not functional or elegant
what do Code Monkey think
Code Monkey think maybe manager oughta write goddamn login page himself
I listened to this song just as I was reviewing my login page code for a project that's behind schedule
At least now I have a cool song to rock out to while I check my project into cvs
Poor Jonathan Coulton (Score:1)
code monkey server (Score:5, Funny)
mirror (Score:3, Funny)
(http://landsberger.com/)
Here's a tip code monkey (Score:4, Funny)
Someone will find a way to complain about this (Score:5, Insightful)
(http://slashdot.org/~Infonaut/journal | Last Journal: Tuesday July 31, @02:22PM)
Guy creates song and distributes it for free. Slashdot picks it up. People post their reactions. Many will be happy, but some will invariably complain about some aspect of the song or about the Creative Commons license or about singing in general.
I think how you react to a work of art that someone has made available for free is a good litmus test of your outlook on life.
Re:Someone will find a way to complain about this (Score:5, Insightful)
Either that or it really does just plain suck.
I have no idea where people get the idea that displaying a work of art for free is supposed to give it immunity to criticism.
I suspect that most of the people who believe this are themselves the tortured artiste type who cannot seperate criticism of their work from criticism of their soul.
For these type of people I can only say this:
Dude, get a grip and think about this to brighten your day - Maybe your soul really does just plain suck.
KFG
Re:Someone will find a way to complain about this (Score:4, Insightful)
(http://slashdot.org/~Infonaut/journal | Last Journal: Tuesday July 31, @02:22PM)
I suspect that most of the people who believe this are themselves the tortured artiste type who cannot seperate criticism of their work from criticism of their soul.
Well, you are spot-on about me being a tortured artiste type. I'm glad you were able to quickly identify my classification and get to the heart of the matter.
Actually I wasn't referring to criticism of the music itself. I should have more specifically stated that there will almost always be people ready to complain because the server is Slashdotted, or because the editors even posted the story in the first place, or because of something else. Something in the nature of threaded discussion like Slashdot brings out adversarial comments. That's a good thing, because it leads to thoughtful analysis. But it can also lead to criticism for its own sake, imho.
Dude, get a grip and think about this to brighten your day - Maybe your soul really does just plain suck.
Always a possibility, though I'm not sure how it'll brighten my day. Then again, something tells me you didn't really mean for it to brighten my day anyway.
For the love of god (Score:3, Insightful)
(Last Journal: Friday March 31 2006, @10:51PM)
Coral Cache (Score:2, Informative)
Mirror of Mp3 (Score:5, Informative)
http://data.coolnicks.co.uk/Code Monkey.mp3 [coolnicks.co.uk]
Surprisingly good (Score:5, Informative)
(Last Journal: Wednesday September 28 2005, @12:05PM)
Slashdot has obviously been replaced by bizaro-Slashdot. I won't be able to relax until this story has been duped three times.
Perfect for me. (Score:2)
(http://kavlon.org/ | Last Journal: Friday March 21 2003, @02:10PM)
Other songs by the same guy (Score:2)
If funny (Score:2)
(http://offthegrid.1337hax0r.com/ | Last Journal: Wednesday October 18 2006, @12:56PM)
Code monkey isn't only one who like Fritos.
Puggy from Big Trouble like Fritos too. People who have seen the movie will know who I'm talkin' about.
Mirror (Score:1)
(http://www.ttuttle.net/)
Code Monkey.mp3 [mooo.com] mirrored here.
Page is /.ed (Score:2)
(http://en.wikipedia....h_invasion_of_Iberia)
Fast Mirror (Score:1)
(Last Journal: Tuesday April 10 2007, @11:05AM)
White Collar Holler by Nigel Russell (Score:5, Interesting)
i'll have my own lyrics (Score:4, Funny)
ScuttleMonkey go to slashdot
ScuttleMonkey have boring meeting, with boring Cowboy Neal
Neal say ScuttleMonkey very diligent
But his link stink
His link not functional or elegant
as the link have been slashdott (ed)?
The monkey effect isn't working for me.... (Score:2)
Torrent available (Score:2)
Thing a week (Score:3, Informative)
(http://www.yourfreakylife.be/)
Code Monkey Torrent (Score:3, Informative)
NEW POLICY: Simian software oursourcing (Score:5, Funny)
(http://localhost:901/ | Last Journal: Thursday January 22 2004, @07:13PM)
Due to proposed laybacks by our funding venture canabalists, all software engineer positions above the rank of "obsequious toadie" will be eliminated. This includes all over-paid, under-producing, slashdotter "code monkey" positions in the north-40 cube-farm, whose jobs will be outsourced to S-E Asian simian coders, all of whom have doctorates in object-oriented poo-flinging, and work for coconuts. Don't be mad, you brought it on yourselves -- all those "Ludicrous" mp3 files on the server. You know how much it took to settle that lawsuit? Sheesh, I coulda lost my Saleen S7.
We, the upper management, almost sincerely regret the necessity of having to announce this decision, but our personal assistant was out today, so we got stuck doing it. Well, no time to chat -- my four-some is up, so get packing. Oh, by the way, all network access has been cut off, and security is on their way with some backup bouncers from my party last night! Whew, I'm glad the shareholders are picking up the tab for that. Have fun, and if you see me on the street, let's just pretend we don't know each other.
Code Monkey Lyrics (Score:5, Informative)
by Jonathan Coulton
Code Monkey get up, get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
But his output stink
His code not functional or elegant
What do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write goddamn login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
Big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey hang around at front desk
Tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
Bring you cup, bring you ice
You say no thank you for the soda, cuz
Soda make you fat
Anyway you busy with the telephone
No time for chat
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle
He sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
Big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you... a lot
Code Monkey have every reason
To get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
See a soft pretty face
Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job fulfilling in creative way
Such a load of crap
Code Monkey think some day he have everything, even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow...
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
Big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you
Re:Code Monkey Lyrics (Score:5, Funny)
Code Monkey puts up with crap at work (that's pretty much par for the course). He tries to socialize with the receptionist, who turns him down. Ok. Then, he sits there and ponders the moment like some kind of weird stalker.
Glad I'm not Code Monkey then
Code Monkey look at your picture
Code Monkey concentrate
When nobody is looking
Code Monkey (it starts with "m")
Rob see Code Monkey's cube
Rob see Code Monkey's piece
Rob open up his cell phone
Rob call up the police!
Code Monkey sit in cell
Until the day he die
Rob ("f" rhymes with duck) the girl at front desk
Code Monkey only cry
I kind of dislike this song.
So Jealous (Score:3)
Jonathan Coulton's latest song in his thing-a-week series, Code Monkey...
Oh man, I wanna be this guy so bad...
Name that Tune... (Score:2, Informative)
Code monkey like. (Score:3, Funny)
He did a bunch of songs for Popular Science (Score:3, Informative)
(http://ingles.homeunix.net/)
Direct iTMS link (Score:2)
Mirror (Score:1)
What with the piss-poor grammar on here? (Score:1, Offtopic)
It seems that people, even ones which call themselves "educated", don't have a command of the English language.
I'm not referring to people who speak English as a second language, either.
can't get torrent to work either (Score:1)
(http://slashdot.org/)
What are you doing? (Score:4, Funny)
(http://www.jamdeaf.org.jm/)
This song is my LIFE! (Score:2)
(http://www.javaguy.org/)
I'm appreciated... (Score:1)
What is a code monkey? (Score:1)
Now sure, if the programmer is just typing in code from a 100 page document that already has the code printed on it, then sure, they are a code monkeys. But the last time I checked, programmers still have to think and apply everything they know.
Mopping a floor is a monkey task. Cutting grass is a monkey task. How is programming like either of those tasks? I mean, you can say he is a "monkey doctor" or a "monkey lawyer." But no matter how you view a profession, it doesn't make it true.
My complaint is that there are several people on these boards who seem to take the same view of programming as business managers do. I for one still think that programming takes skill and knowledge.
Code Monkey should (Score:1)
Code Monkey want music video (Score:1)
Love it (Score:1)
slow news day... (Score:1)
If there could be more about manager Rob (Score:1)
Plus, we don't have front desk sitters with soft pretty faces.
omg (Score:1)
(http://www.meatspin.com/)
CodeMonkey no like shit music!
Sanity Check (Score:1)
(http://www.guitarator.com/)
My PCI-bus arbiter is driving me insane
My memory's scrambled, bytes are getting swapped.
My registers are caching out, my carrier was dropped.
Sanity check.
Making sure I didn't break the world.
As in a sea of bugs we swirl.
Sanity check.
Under my desk I try and hide away
But soon i know I have to face the burning light of day.
The network's down, the router doesn't route,
And since it's Thursday, pretty soon the power will go out.
Sanity check.
Making sure I didn't break the world.
As in a sea of bugs we swirl.
Sanity check.
Nothing works: the way it was designed,
64-bit integers are coming undefined.
The hardware's buggy, the manual's arcane,
And every day I ask myself if I've already gone insane.
Sanity check.
Making sure I didn't break the world.
As in a sea of bugs we swirl.
Sanity check.
Sanity check.
I love this song... (Score:1)
(http://www.desirecampbell.com/)
Re:Since when... (Score:5, Funny)
Though ironically, I'm the one at work who gripes about a lack funtionality and elegance...
Re:Since when... (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.oxbeef.net/)
Re:Since when... (Score:1)
(Last Journal: Sunday October 14, @10:49PM)
happy now - i didn't use too many caps.
Re:Moderated by monkeys... (Score:3, Insightful)
(http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc3675.html)
Re:Since when... (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.lcscanada.com/jaf)
Okay, Mister I'm-pissed-off-because-my-sense-of-humour-has-gon
Re:Since when... (Score:2)
(http://www.sdonag.plus.com/ | Last Journal: Wednesday June 07 2006, @04:05AM)
Allen Ginsberg (Score:3, Insightful)
(http://foxthompson.net/dsf/start.html)
Re:Since when... (Score:4, Funny)
(Last Journal: Saturday October 14 2006, @08:12AM)
Yeah... they can talk like virgin cavemen, but FUCKING cavemen... no way.
Re:ho hum. (Score:4, Funny)
P.S. I had to re-read your post several times and make sure there was no parent post whose context would bring it all into focus. That's how incoherent you are.
Re:Some additional songs by the artist (Score:1)
(http://www.gomyplace.com/)