Their LG smart washers sometimes use 42GB of bandwidth per day randomly and nobody knows why.
Firstly it was 3.6GB / day, 40GB in total over the days that the user was monitoring. And everyone who has bothered to follow up on the story rather than committing a headline to memory at one point and never revisiting it knows why. There was a bug that stuck it in a loop downloading a firmware update that wasn't installing correctly. The problem was resolved in a matter of days after discovery.
Their monitors load malware/spam onto your computer randomly, when they feel like it.
No there's nothing "random" about what is going on. There's a very clear causality and a well understood mechanism to trigger the installation of software, something that hardware has been doing for a long time. Read more than just headlines.
Their TVs turn your network into a Tor node or however the fuck this works.
Tor? I'd say you need to read more than just headlines, but you're not even reading the headline in this case.
That's three strikes and it only takes one strike to receive a lifetime brand-wide ban in my game.
I'm surprised you own anything when you issue strikes without having a fucking clue what is going on.