The FCC doesn't care.
True, but they should.
CE doesn't matter to me in the US.
True as a consumer. As a manufacture you make for world markets and if you pass CE then FCC is usually easier to pass.
It is unfit for the purpose, I think, but that is a matter for consumer protection laws - not bodies that govern RF emissions.
Also true, but EMC compliance gives you a tool to argue your case under consumer protection laws.
In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's.