
New Wallace and Gromit Shorts 146
disco_stu00 writes "Aardman Animations has produced 10 new one-minute Wallace and Gromit shorts entitled Cracking Contraptions in preparation and training for the upcoming feature length film. BBC News has the first short available for download."
Wallace eyes the export market... (Score:5, Funny)
Clearly with the Soccermatic Wallace is looking to expand into the US Soccer Mom market, the domestic version will of course continue to be called the "Footymatic"
More Cheese Gromit ?
Re:Wallace eyes the export market... (Score:3, Interesting)
Odd, since the word "soccer" is a British [majorleaguesoccer.com] invention [word-detective.com].
Re:Wallace eyes the export market... (Score:5, Informative)
I believe it was originally coined as a shortened form of "association football" to differentiate the game from "rugby football" ("rugger"). This we now just generally call "rugby", since it involves less contact between the foot and the ball.
Q.
Re:Wallace eyes the export market... (Score:2, Informative)
The oldset football club in the world is Sheffield FC (nb FC is for Football Club not SC for soccer club) and was founded in 1857. We've been calling it football ever since then. Look at the names of the official orgs. The FA (football association), UEFA, (Union of European Football Associations), FIFA (Federation Internationale de Football Association) etc. None of whom have "Soccer" in their names. I thank you.
Re:Wallace eyes the export market... (Score:2)
1. What the heck is he actually saying?
2. What does that mean in Yank English?
TIA -Anne
Nobby Stiles... (Score:5, Informative)
If it had been a real Nobby Stiles he would have run at Gromit, jumped on him two footed then punched him. Nobby wasn't the most elegant player in the world
Nobby Stiles vs Norman "bite yer legs" Hunter (Score:3, Insightful)
Surely as a good Yorkshireman Wallace would have gone with Norman "bite yer legs" Hunter, as a Leeds United and England hardman rather than our Nobby who was a Manchester United player even though in the 66 Final team.. :-))
Re:Wallace eyes the export market... (Score:1)
He means Nobby Styles.
Any readers of Viz out there will recognize this as rhyming slang for piles ... I doubt he meant that tho !
I'm looking forward to the movie... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm looking forward to the movie... (Score:4, Insightful)
Wallace and Gromit should have been stale when it first came out (regional English accents and dogs that are smarter than their owners?), but the sheer quality of the animation and clever direction made all three some of the most loved short films ever.
Re:I'm looking forward to the movie... (Score:5, Funny)
Hrm, off topic I guess.
What needs to be noted is that a soft yorkshire accent like that of Wallace is entirely appropriate. It makes perfect sense.
But I accept your points anyway... sorry.. I'm rambling!
Re:I'm looking forward to the movie... (Score:3, Interesting)
Heh, as a foreigner (Australian, no less) living in Yorkshire, I reckon that's because a proper yorkshire accent would need subtitles!
Re:I'm looking forward to the movie... (Score:1)
I've lived other places within the U.S., and I've travelled some (London was nice, btw), so my frame of reference isn't too narrow.
Actually, when I moved here, I didn't notice anything aurally outstanding. It was quite nice.
Re:I'm looking forward to the movie... (Score:3, Funny)
There, that's two right there.
no accent (Score:2)
Ok, I know you were being ironic... or at least I hope so (like, you'll blend into most UK pubs with your accent, for sure) :-)
Re:I'm looking forward to the movie... (Score:1, Interesting)
I've discovered that the "not having an accent" concept is ridiculous. EVERYONE has an accent... and nobody thinks they have one. Your background determines what sounds normal and what doesn't. National newscasters are trained to be generic, but you'll still notice certain words that sound wierd to you if you listen closely enough, because of YOUR accent.
"Native" Seattlean? (Score:3, Funny)
"Native" of Seattle = someone who moved to Seattle eighteen months before all of his friends did.
hyacinthus (not a "native" of anywhere.)
Re:I'm looking forward to the movie... (Score:1)
What I mean is the pacing... The wallace and Gromit shorts were side splittingly funny but you couldn't keep up that level of humor for an hour and half. It's just not possible. The audience isn't strong enough. So then at points the story can start to drag, and even the cute and charming quality of animaton won't carry it.
But anway, W&G have a little more character than the chickens. Maybe they'll be able to carry a full length movie better. Maybe not. I'm sure I'll enjoy it either way, even it it's not the fantastic experience of the original W&G shorts
ITYM (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah yeah, 'boo', 'hiss' and all that.
Not Linux compatible (Score:1, Offtopic)
But what gets me here is that it is Real Player content, and Real One is available for Linux, but they add a console and bang! it won't work in Linux :(
I made the switch to Linux a long time ago as my main desktop OS, and I can say that the main thing I go back to Windows for is for streamed content. Not because Linux doesn't support it, but because there is too much obfuscation on the part of streaming providers, they virtually want you to be running Windows XP with the latest media player in order to let you see their content. I can handle Office files, I can handle any email you throw at me, I can do VPN and SSL and all that, I can even get reasonable HTML rendering with Opera or Mozilla, but why no sensible Real Player content available? Why oh why is there always loads of javascript bullshit?
Re:Not Linux compatible (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:Not Linux compatible (Score:5, Informative)
Broadband Version [bbc.co.uk]
56K Version [bbc.co.uk]
Re:Not Linux compatible [CORRECTION] (Score:1)
Is there a choice, or is QuickTime just the *default* transport?
Quicktime not Real... (Score:1)
I'm probably exposing my ignorance here: is there anything which plays Quicktime movies on Linux?
Q.
Re:Quicktime not Real... (Score:1)
Re:Quicktime not Real... (Score:4, Informative)
Obligatory link [codeweavers.com] to the crossover plugin. Very good etc
But QT6 does support mpeg 4 (as was said). We just need some way to make people use it.
Linux Locked Out of New Formats (Score:1)
Re:Linux Locked Out of New Formats (Score:2, Insightful)
Real never supported their player, but RealOne is available. I have it running here. The support is not there, but at least there is a binary that kinda works for most RealOne content.
The same is true for the latest version of Flash
I can live without the latest Flash improvements. It's the streaming I want. I'm sure Microsoft is paying these people to support Media Player above all. Arrrgh!
Re:Not Linux compatible (Score:2)
Ditto... (Score:3, Insightful)
Exactly. I worked for a VoIP dot-com a couple years ago. Netscape was getting to be such a hassle that when we saw less than 6% of our users were on it (the absolutely horrid Netscape 6 had less than 1%) we just said, "forget it" and moved on.
Don't get me wrong. Linux was the OS of choice for most of our developers, but when it came to making money, we had to go where the money was. It isn't in Linux.
Re:Ditto... (Score:3, Informative)
Our ideal situation, using Java, would have included everyone. It isn't our fault that MS controls the greater market share. In fact, even after Java support was dropped, we can recognize that by running with MS instead of against them, it makes significantly less work for us. So, yes, I would most certainly bet on their market share. It's not the popular view around here, but it has its distinct advantages.
Re:Ditto... (Score:2)
Here's a (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Here's a [more convenient link] (Score:1)
In general, how do you find the
Should mozilla have a mod to show all these links... or is there one already?
Dammit, Grommit... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Dammit, Grommit... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Dammit, Grommit... (Score:1)
Worship at the church of Shaun the Sheep (Score:5, Interesting)
Umm maybe that's just my confession that all of these items currently exist in my household. Plus a single solitary Gromit.
One.. two.. three.. baaaah!
Re:Worship at the church of Shaun the Sheep (Score:2, Informative)
I wonder if they'll be able to create another character that mass-appealing. Especially for the ladies.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only male person with a Wallace and Gromit Shaving Set.
By the way, they're already working on a video game [aardman.com]. Creepy.
Re:Worship at the church of Shaun the Sheep (Score:1)
Where did you get the shaving set?
Re:Worship at the church of Shaun the Sheep (Score:1)
Re:Worship at the church of Shaun the Sheep (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Worship at the church of Shaun the Sheep (Score:1)
NO CGI! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:NO CGI! (Score:5, Insightful)
I totally agree! I think George Lucas needs to sit down with Nick Park and learn from Nick how to infuse an animated character with personality and performance in a way that engages the audience. Simply using CGI to show off the latest whiz-bang Flame/Maya/Photoshop plugin that renders Yoda's hair with the appropriate translucency is not a substitute for character...especially considering that Frank Oz made the "old technology" Yoda puppet far more convincing than the CGI version was.
Re:NO CGI! (Score:5, Insightful)
Wait just a minute there (Score:3, Insightful)
The players and club (Score:5, Informative)
Re:The players and club (Score:2)
Ooooh, Aaaaahhh!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Best line: "Cracking toast, Grommit!"
Best Scene: Grommit releasing the parking brake on the rocket.
Best Book: Electronics for Dogs
Re:Ooooh, Aaaaahhh!!! (Score:1)
Thanks. I needed a pick-me-up. It's been a rough day.
Re:Ooooh, Aaaaahhh!!! (Score:4, Insightful)
(It's the book Grommit is reading in prison in "A Close Shave")
Re:Ooooh, Aaaaahhh!!! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Ooooh, Aaaaahhh!!! (Score:1)
Re:Ooooh, Aaaaahhh!!! (Score:1)
Re:Ooooh, Aaaaahhh!!! (Score:1)
Great bits, with the casual voices of adults and children set to clay-mation of zoo animals. I think it's on one of the DVD's
Link for more of our heros (Score:3, Informative)
awesomely detailed sets (Score:5, Informative)
The short is great
Wallace & Gromit: The Game (Score:4, Interesting)
Cracking Contraptions (Score:4, Funny)
Did anyone else read "Cracking Contraptions" and immediately think of the DMCA and illegal circumvention devices??
What about Wallace and Ladmo? (Score:1, Funny)
Video/DVD unavailable in the US (Score:3, Informative)
I suppose that means that there's no NTSC version of the tape. I guess I'll have to settle for having 'em online, then. Ah, well.
Re:Video/DVD unavailable in the US (Score:1)
VCRs bought in Europe play back NTSC material as standard (pretty much), so I'm sure the reverse situation holds too.
Re:Video/DVD unavailable in the US (Score:1)
On the other hand, I've a Wallace and Gromit DVD at home that has all 3 films and the Creature Comforts on it. I'm pretty sure it's a Canadian/US DVD, but it's at home and I'm not.
Re:Video/DVD unavailable in the US (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Video/DVD unavailable in the US (Score:2)
Re:Video/DVD unavailable in the US (Score:1)
Re:Video/DVD unavailable in the US (Score:2)
(Sorry I can't check it from my crippled internet access here at work, but I think it is still available)
Try Amazon? (Score:3, Informative)
Same old, same old! (Score:2)
-- Cornelius Tacitius, Histories bk. 4, ch. 17.
New shorts... (Score:5, Funny)
Amusing but... (Score:2)
there's no way I'm going to pay-per-view them, even if it's a penny. It's just not worth pulling out a credit card and registering.
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But arggh, the site design (Score:2)
Great product, sack the marketing department. The PR people might be able to get a job with a well known OS company if they promise to switch their CPUs in public.
Re:But arggh, the site design (Score:1)
Re:But arggh, the site design (Score:1)
Download the clips here: (Score:5, Informative)
Since BBC only seems to support "in-browser" playback (and needs popup windows to be enabled - buah)... Here are the download links, extracted and reassembled:
Have fun.
Why use Quick Time (Score:1)
Re:Why use Quick Time (Score:2)
Doesn't work (Score:1)
The output video-only output with divx5 is twice as big too.
Did anyone get better luck?
Re:Doesn't work (Score:1)
Just two letters away (Score:2, Funny)
Rhyming Slang (Score:3, Informative)
But how many people knew that it was originally the name of a wassail?
(How many care?)
converting QuickTime (Sv3) to MPEG1 (Score:1)
Ultimately I'd like a VCD of all of these shorts.
Re:converting QuickTime (Sv3) to MPEG1 (Score:1)
A Dissent from Sunnydale, CA (Score:2)
ASF versions available now (Score:2)
Re:ASF versions available now -- without sound (Score:1)
Video is great.
Sound is non-existant.
???
Re:ASF versions available now -- without sound (Score:1)
Re:ASF versions available now -- without sound (Score:1)
Still, I'll give mplayer a whirl.
divxa32.acm with mplayer (Score:1)
Win32 LoadLibrary failed to load: divxa32.acm,
Can't open library divxa32.acm
ACM_Decoder: Unappropriate audio format
Could not load/initialize Win32/ACM AUDIO codec (missing DLL file?)
ADecoder preinit failed
Couldn't initialize audio codec! -> no sound
Re:divxa32.acm with mplayer (Score:1)
Re:divxa32.acm with mplayer (Score:1)
Re:divxa32.acm with mplayer (Score:1)
Re:divxa32.acm with mplayer (Score:1)
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