I know X people who are now Zombies, where X is:

* None at all.
* 1
* 2-5
* 6-10
* 10-15
* More than 15
* BRAAAAAINNNNS!!!

"God".

While watching a recent documentary on the World Trade Center, I finally saw the collapse of WTC 7.

With that footage and the other images of the Towers collapsing, I want to yell at Hollywood, once and for all:

"SKYSCRAPERS ARE NOT DOMINOS!!!"

Damn kid. Slacking off on Slashdot again. They're all alike...

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the capsule making Starbabies and I saw one of the Starbabies and then the Starbaby looked at me."

If it hasn't been done, has there been a civil suit filed? With the lower standard of proof and the exemption of double jeopardy, it should not be difficult to win.

Then again, what was the point of all this? Pretty troubled girl dies, person does horrendous acts against pretty troubled girl, person must be punished.

Eight hours? The IMF usually needs 10 seconds/

Wouldn't the deep voice and five-o-clock shadow been a tipoff?

... what will deter those illegal downloaders who like Prison Rape?

All of ye have given good technical answers, and they would most-likely work, but I think ye overlooked the most practical solution:

"No."

If you are going into technical support, this is good practical experience when your users want the shiniest new toy to add to the network.

Unless one of your compatriots pays for your room, board, and tuition. Then it is exactly when the Chief Boss wants the shinest new toy, that usually breaks the system.

Sorry, but I'm a female geek :P

I felt a great disturbance in the Internet, as if millions of Slashdotter suddenly cried out in unison, "How YOU doin'!"

With an entire town...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth_or_Consequences,_New_Mexico

Ralph Edwards frowns on Colbert's shenanigans.

When they first came out, people were picking them up and moving them on the screen, figuring there was some magical property which would move the cursor that way.

These days, (like at the local Borders) people have to be reminded that a mouse is *still* being used, and that the screen is not a touch screen.