R2D2 Beer Getting Machine 204
defectorg writes "R2-D2 Interactive Astromech Droid is coming to us this summer.
Equipped with innovative speech recognition technology, infrared scanning technology and working sonar navigation, this R2-D2 recognizes 40 spoken phrases, plays six exciting games, and sings three tunes. It even has a retractable arm that lets it hold a 12-ounce beverage!
Now this would be a nice thing to hack wireless lan iinto, let it notify new mail, read news and most important, ~/bin/let_r2d2_get_a_cold_beer_somehow.pl."
beer (Score:1, Interesting)
Beverage Server (Score:1, Funny)
So any wagers .... (Score:1)
Re:So any wagers .... (Score:1)
Re:So any wagers .... (Score:1)
No wonder the republic lost. (Score:2)
The replubilc caomes to a a downfall. and they use r2d2 for ship mechanics. what happens to the repuclic.... right: downfall [tripod.com].
wonders what happens to
I'd wait... (Score:1)
Re:I'd wait... (Score:1)
Honestly, I would have paid the extra two or three bucks for a rechargable model. Ah, well. We're getting closer, at least!
George Lucas (Score:1)
Re:George Lucas (Score:2, Funny)
Thanks
cool (Score:2, Funny)
I need more than a beer.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I need more than a beer.... (Score:1)
Wake up call? (Score:1)
Ultimate case mod? (Score:5, Funny)
Ahhh, someday I will build my own droid. Then...uhh... phase 3: Profit!
Re:Ultimate case mod? (Score:2)
Forget the flat panel screen -- mock up R2's hologram projector with a real LCD projector.
-"Zow"
You are Francis Ray Ottoman (Score:2)
R2-D2 did not talk (Score:1)
Re:R2-D2 did not talk (Score:1)
Re:R2-D2 did not talk (Score:3, Funny)
beep beep BEEP bebeep BEbebeBEEP
No, he didn't mean to insult you.
BZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzt
R2! You don't have to vaporize him just to make a point.
BEbebeBEEP bebeep BEEP
Fine! Fine, you two work it out on your own. I'm outta here.
*whistle*
Re:R2-D2 did not talk (Score:2)
Re:R2-D2 did not talk (Score:1)
I often found it odd that he didn't talk since he could play sounds in recordings just fine. He must have had some DSP capabilities or something. More importantly, he had the understanding of languages of all sorts. I think he just chose to beep instead. -N
Re:R2-D2 did not talk (Score:2)
A cassette player can play sounds, but can't talk. A mute can hear and understand languages without being able to talk. If you think about it, it makes a great deal of sense to build a robot that can recognize speech, but there's not much point in it talking back if its only responses will be things like "acknowledged" and "done". A few simple beep codes are much more efficient.
Re:R2-D2 did not talk (Score:2)
So if R2 could talk English, he might say things like (execution-path-blocked (holoplay (tail 84% current-file)) (accessory-hardware restraining-bolt)). Which would be as useful to Luke as a bunch of bleeps and whistles.
About time! (Score:4, Funny)
Its a good thing that someone's staying on top of these news breaking events! There's rumors that action figures might be popular too. Better look into it!
-Restil
I don't understand... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:I don't understand... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I don't understand... (Score:1, Redundant)
Umm, if each one is sold at a loss, how is selling more supposed to make money?
Re:I don't understand... (Score:1, Redundant)
Re:I don't understand... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:I don't understand... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:I don't understand... (Score:1)
Re:I don't understand... (Score:1)
I guess they take a 1% cut or something... hell, they could probably just round to the floor in dollars, then keep the, uh, change.
Re:I don't understand... (Score:2)
Lucy's response was: "Well we'll make up for it in volume!"
Of course that could have been satirizing some issue that was current at the time of the show. *shrug*
Re:I don't understand... (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:I don't understand... (Score:2)
It's a proven business model:
Then spin it off in an IPO, and voila, you have your profit. A little creative accounting, a restructuring or two, and lastly, a bankruptcy filing to protect you from your debtors, and you get to keep the Ferrari and the house in Malibu.
Happens all the time.
Re:I don't understand... (Score:1)
Re:I don't understand... (Score:2)
Re:I don't understand... (Score:2)
That seems reasonable enough. Remember, this isn't new technology. It was developed A Long Time Ago...
Oh, geez... (Score:1)
Of course, we must remember that the guys that built the trebuchet big enough to hurl the Buick 200 yards also came up with their brilliant idea while hammered too.
What alcohol can do.
Leave it to a geek... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Leave it to a geek... (Score:2, Funny)
You only have to write the code ONCE!
After writing the code, the fucking R2D2 gets the goddamn BEER as long as it can ROLL on it's stupid WHEELS! After being a genius for a few hours you get to loll on your ASS playing video games and WHACKING off to petrified, GRITTY Natalie Portman pr0n for as long as you want.
It's potentially WORTH the EFFORT!
Re:Leave it to a geek... (Score:1)
fetch me a beer.
Setting Your Priorites (Score:2)
Not that it doesn't address a wide variety of technical issues.
and technology should be fun
Argh! (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
kenny baker (Score:5, Funny)
Re:kenny baker (Score:2)
You know, I'm really sick of people not reading the article before posting. If you had you would have seen that this R2D2 is only 15 inches high, so instead of Kenny Baker, you'll get <DrEvil>Mini Kenny Baker</DrEvil>.
Big deal (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Big deal (Score:1)
I mean, SOMEONE has to open the fridge and hand the beer to R2D2...
Re:You mean-- (Score:1)
hey R2! (Score:1)
Bleep bleep.
YAOSDNS! (Score:1)
Seriously, I used to hang out on alt.games.creatures [google.com] -- they must be going ape over there now, although oddly I see no mention of this in that group on google. JRChat [lummoxjr.com] too.
(Creatures Labs is the maker of the "Creatures" series of video games.)
OT: I think that newsgroup has the longest single consecutive running internet discussion ever: "[JNCOBOY] EVERYONE READ!!!! " Google lists almost 5000 posts archived, and it's been going since sometime in the mid-90's, IIRC. I guess that's the stability of USENET for you.
Re:YAOSDNS! (Score:1)
Need...more....height.... (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:Need...more....height.... (Score:1)
Re:Need...more....height.... (Score:1)
You just need a really small refrig [thinkgeek.com]!
Seriously, you walked right into that one. :)
Oh man, surely the commercial isn't for real. (Score:1, Troll)
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.gsp?prod
it reminds me of a "commercial" in a South Park episode a couple seasons back.
Bad TV aside though, it kinds looks very cheesy as a toy itself. It needs to be scaled up for the adults in the audience, to have more "intelligence", can the "dance program", and R2's cool hologram projector wouldn't be bad either please
Re:Oh man, surely the commercial isn't for real. (Score:1)
Re:Oh man, surely the commercial isn't for real. (Score:2)
No C3P0? Damn the luck (Score:2)
Most. Annoying. Droid. Ever.
*also known as a bat. Comes in a variety of sizes and shapes, even made of wood! Bonus!
Re:No C3P0? Damn the luck (Score:1)
Including a corny explanation of the punchline severly defeats the impact that your delivery may possibly have had. If people don't get it, they dont get it. Explaning what a bat is won't make it funnier
Re:No C3P0? Damn the luck (Score:1, Redundant)
Get a grip. It's slashdot. Some people are not from America. They may not get it. Glad you did. Glad you also felt the need to explain your thoughts on my post. What a neat idea, being able to respond to posts.
As far as the concept of what's funny or not, it's a damned shame you didn't find it funny.
That, my friend, is sarcasm.
Re:No C3P0? Damn the luck (Score:2)
If I'm wrong about your bat, congratulations! You are in possession of a rare bat. Perhaps you meant to post on Ebay?
Re:No C3P0? Damn the luck (Score:1)
On a side note, completely unrelated, since we are way off topic anyhow, I understand that soon college baseball will be making a move to wooden bats again. We'll see.
This news is 20 years old (Score:2)
better yet.... (Score:2, Funny)
Ho, hum... Kikuzo probably still kicks his butt (Score:4, Interesting)
This sounds to me like too little, too late.
Robots like this one (and much more sophisticated) have been sold in Japan since at least 1985. I bought a semi-autonomous robot back in 1987 dubbed Kikuzo that recognized 8 spoken phrases, was configurable to recognize its owners voice, played games, and was able to pick-up and release small objects. Very cool. The robot cost me about $100.00 at the Beverly Centre in Beverly Hills, at a store that specialized in Japanese gadgets.
Kikuzo is fully programmable and it acts/reacts to voice commands. Its cordless "microphone" used a 9 V battery, and the 25 cm. tall robot itself runs on four 1.5 V C batteries. It features:
Check out this guy's page for infos: http://www.geocities.co.jp/HeartLand-Gaien/6415/ki kuzo.html [geocities.co.jp] -- the page is in Japanese, but it has lots of pretty pictures.
While this is sort of cool, I would expect this R2-D2 to be a quantum leap over my trusty Kikuzo. We even "dissected" Kikuzo for one of my computer engineering classes (logical design) in the university (and later put him back together). We defined a cordless interface so you could program and command him from a PC (MS-DOS -- this was back in late 1988).
Granted, R2-D2 has a richer vocabulary than Kikuzo, but both respond to voice commands and play games, etc. I don't see myself spending money on such a limited R2-D2 since my Kikuzo would probably kick its arse. Offer me something as sophisticated as Aibo and then we'll talk. Meanwhile, Kikuzo even has collector's value.
Cheers!
EThe problem is... (Score:2, Funny)
I'd rather have Bender (Score:2, Funny)
Then again, R2D2's bleeps are probably nicer to listen to than Bender's neverending sarcastic comments. And he'd probably drink all the bear himself.
So maybe.... (Score:1)
Nice Idea, but... (Score:2)
RonB
A cool and workable feature would be... (Score:2, Interesting)
The next thing to do is hard wire an IR reciever in to the wife's brain so she'd finally do as she's told! Then she can get the beer...
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I gotta stop surfing for pr0n while reading /. (Score:2, Funny)
The R2-D2 Interactive Astromech Droid is ... 15-inch-plus ... packed with spunk .... answers to your call and obeys your
commands.
mmm, packed with spunk, and obeys your command. take note ladies!!
See? (Score:2)
"R2! Get me a beer! What?!?! Coors?!? You know I only drink Guiness!"
Of course, I'd need him to come with a built in Ewok-shocker too. Those damn things are always getting into the beer. You have got to have defenses against drunk ewoks. It's not a pretty picture.
Required reading (Score:2)
Required background reading for this /. story: the late, great Henry Kuttner and C.L. Moore [rosettabooks.com]'s Gallegher [sfsite.com]
series of stories. (You may remember the authors from such sci-fi classics as The Twonky or All Mimsy Were The Borogoves.)
Although I'm afraid I've given a punchline away just via the pointer here...
R2-D2 doing stairs? (Score:1)
I have never seen R2-D2 going up or down stairs in the Star War movies, but he does go from one level to the next. If R2-D2 can follow a series of commands, can I tell him to go upstairs and get me a mountain dew?
Re:R2-D2 doing stairs? (Score:1)
He does in Episode 2, as Anakin and Amidala are arriving on Naboo.
Of course, this is also the episode that gives R2 jump-jets...
Maran
What about the liquid oxygen tank? (Score:1)
Just Not Enough (Score:1)
R2D2 (Score:1)
ATTITUDE
It'd be cool if this little thingy has this characteristic: like throw the beer on his master's face on bad day, or give his master a push when he's near the windows....etc.
Will it dissapoint?? (Score:4, Interesting)
And BTW, the raw material cost, including plstic body, motors etc, is about 10% of final on-shelf cost. It's amazing how cheap some of these bits of electronics are in volume.And don't forget the sweat shops they are assembled in.
ooh, at last :) (Score:1)
FUFME (Score:1)
Creature Labs (Score:2)
He left to work at Creature Labs, and I guess R2 is one of their big things. With his experience, I'd imagine that R2 has very well done AI, and might even show some hint of a personality beyond simple beer-fetcher, which befits the "real" R2 that we all know and love.
Link to video demostration (Score:2)
...and you still have to wait (Score:1)
but, I want mine now....R2 bring me the beer...R2!! R2...where the hell is that robot...oh no, thats right I have to wait for it...grrr...
but its a start, for every star wars fan out there! its definately a must have..now if they could make it large enough to have a cooler inside instead of going back and forth between the fridge and my computer desk I'd get my drinks faster!
I want 3p0! (Score:2)
I want them to make a C3P0 model. With it understanding 6 million forms of communication, it's only a matter of time for 3P0 to decipher all those SlashCode Perl modules I've been trying to understand.
Then 3p0 tells me that the modules are really written in Brainf*ck. That's okay. 3p0 can decipher that for me too.
But for now, I'll pay to have r2d2 use its electric circuits to shock random people who come to my doorstep. That'll teach'em a lesson for making fun of my Star Wars lunchbox!
If we let this continue... (Score:2)
It always seems that progress is found in the most unusual places: Porn Industry -> DVD.
Maybe the toy industry will yeild a whole slew of useful robots in the next 10 years or so.
But the Darleks are bigger... (Score:1)
Zilch
I'll buy the next rev (Score:1)
Beer commercial (Score:2)
Robot comes back, a little dusty, one of the wheels is squeaking, holding a frosty cold one. Pan to the outside world, there's a robot-sized hole in a Semi, cars turned upside down, police cruisers arriving on scene, and a minority guy standing outside of a liquor store with smoke pouring out of the broken front door.
Moral: beer is worth any price.
I saw this in 1984 (Score:2)
I've always been curious about this robot. Does anyone know the name of it?
R2 serving beer? (Score:2)
That is the droid I'm looking for!
~jeff
Mmm... beer (Score:2)
It's amazing, the difference one missing hyphen can make.</grammar flame>
Re:Get a beer "somehow"? (Score:1)
Re:SONAR and RADAR (Score:1)
Re:SONAR and RADAR (Score:1, Informative)
Re:The Target Market (Score:1)
oh the possibilities...and wouldn't it be so KEWL to impress your date?? your persnal 15' slave that can't really do that much at all, but at least pretends it could..oh yeah..
Re:DOES IT BEEP? (Score:1)