Web Censors Prompt College To Consider Name Change 254
babbage writes: "The Philadelphia Inquirer reports that Beaver College is considering a name change. The president of the formerly all-girls college commented that she worries about derogatory remarks and jokes." And now she has Web censorship to deal with, too.
While insults and jokes have been around a long time (as has the word "beaver" as sexual slang), Web-filtering software has not. And some Web filters, which are by necessity based on logic not suited to all situations, block the college's Web site and e-mail. Check out the Inquirer article.
Compare and contrast... (Score:1)
I like how they're one of the 2000 top colleges in the US. Why is there even an award for that?
now talk amongst yaselves...
Re:Jeez... (Score:1)
Second, why would any software block a
Re:The Inquirer is a REAL journal. (Score:1)
Besides, if they call themselves the "Inquirer", there will be that negative association. Why don't they change their name? Maybe web filters will eventually block all "suspicious-lookin g Inquirer [phillynews.com] sites too. Check out the link, their journalism isn't that serious. Anything that's written at a sixth-grade level for the below-average american can't be.
So what do you think? Inquiring minds want to know...
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Too bad, it's a nice place. (Score:1)
URL correction (Score:1)
Dumber School (Score:1)
Yes, there are school names that would NEVER have made it through test marketing today. I have have to say that an all-girl school named Beaver sounds the setup to a marginal joke. Imagine the testimonials:
Sigh.
Foreigners (Score:1)
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Kinki & Fucking (Score:1)
And there is the Japanese prefecture of Kinki, whose authorities actually thought of changing the name, because of ridicule from Americans.
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Re:Can we get a single topic right? (Score:1)
Re:In Britain too (Score:1)
City University of Newcastle upon Tyne.
Then I think they thought about what
[possibly file this under urban myths]
Re:Name changes (Score:1)
Indeed. As they say in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, you have to go through Blue Balls and Intercourse to reach Paradise.
Re:How Silly -- DuBois or ? (Score:1)
One of the TWs I mentored at a previous job was from there, and went home there. She pronounced it dooBOYSS with a sibilant S.
(Hey, Jennifer! Are you and Jeff reading Slashdot these days?)
Re:FPI (Score:1)
Re:Saturday Night Massacre (Score:1)
Re:first beaver; then ball state! (Score:1)
Re:Has the Web become too powerful? (Score:1)
the name itself reduces the interest of possible students by 30% according to the college's market research data.
Probably not good for their finances, but it strikes me that the student who is willing to overlook a possibly funny name in the college is a lot more valuable than the Beavis and Butthead reject who says "Huh huh huh, he said beaver". Also, it seems that there should be several sites that help you screen colleges on different criteria (school size, undergrad only, student/faculty ratio, location, etc).
This all reminds me of the episode of "The Simpsons" I saw last night. Bart was talking with the school superintendant who gave his bio (as I remember it) "I grew up in Queens, attended Ball State before I moved to Intercourse Pensylvania ... Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going on vacation to Lake Titicaca". And this man grew up to be the school superintendant!!
Re:Has the Web become too powerful? (Score:1)
Anyway, it's only one of several reasons mentioned (not the "determining factor") in addition to jokes and the fact that the name itself reduces the interest of possible students by 30% according to the college's market research data.
Steven E. Ehrbar
Re:What about mascots? (Score:1)
Re:How Silly (Score:1)
Re:Promote censorship (as in fight fire with fire) (Score:1)
Why stories get posted (Score:1)
first beaver; then ball state! (Score:1)
I *do* want a Beaver t-shirt, before they change their name
Re:Has the Web become too powerful? (Score:1)
But as to how you can learn about Beaver College from California -
1 Just write to them
2 Buy one of the monstrous books that lists every college in the known universe
3 check the box on the PSAT or SAT or ACT that says (loosely) "I want junk mail"
4 Look at the resources your school has. In my experience, they have information from just about everywhere.
The Web is an invaluable resource for researching colleges. I know it helped me figure out where I want to go. But when particular people's access to your website is a determining factor in _changing the name of your college_ maybe we are relying a little to much on it.
Sam TH
Re:found it (Score:1)
Sam TH
Re:your email (Score:1)
Sam TH
Slightly off topic, but kind of funny (Score:1)
Guess you had to be there for it to be funny...
Re:found it (Score:1)
Maybe not today. But if you had to say it over and over you'd get tired of the joke quickly. And then - no problem!
Don't care too much about what others think.
Re:How Silly (Score:1)
Re:Update: New Name Chosen (Score:1)
C'mon, at least give Futurama the credit that they're due. (People kept making fun of the name of planet Uranus, so they changed the planet's name to fix the problem. New name: Urectum.)
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C.O.N.D.O.M. (Score:1)
Now that's an applicable name for a university.
Just to be sure I am not passing judgement on the activities of students at the university, but I can understand if someone does based on this peculiar name.
Re:How Silly (Score:1)
gues what, it's boring...
Re:found it & cnn article (Score:1)
CNN's bit on the South Park school thing [cnn.com].
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Re:How Silly (Score:1)
First post. (or second, third, whatever).. (Score:1)
[ c h a d   o k e r e ] [dhs.org]
Slashdot == Fud Machine (Score:1)
Re:The problem with names. (Score:1)
Re:Name changes (Score:1)
Re:How Silly (Score:1)
Blue Ball, to
Bird in Hand, to
Intercourse, to
Paradise.
There are very tasteful "I [heart] Intercourse" bumper stickers at tourist traps.
Also, they're towns noted for their Amish populations.
Re:Name changes (Score:1)
Re:Saturday Night Massacre (Score:1)
Flames accepted as fuel for the alchemical furnace. Yes he changed relations among the great world powers; I'm just glad he was dumb enough to record his office.
Re:Jeez... (way OT) (Score:1)
itachi, who seems to have wandered off topic a bit
Re:Fuck, Germany (Score:1)
I recall that there's about 6000 languages and dialects in the world. Now, possibly every word you can think of means something
Or say, do you remember a story here on
PS: BTW, what does 'byte' mean in french? Why do they use 'octet'?
Re:C.O.N.D.O.M. (Score:1)
Two media companies (Carlton Communications (TV) and United Media (Newspapers)) merged recently. The original proposed name: Carlton-United Newspapers and Television. Strangely, that was shelved too...
They're just about staying in business... (Score:1)
Re:First post. (or second, third, whatever).. (Score:1)
As they were "Founded in 1853" and all of this time
they had no changed there name, they are obviously not concerned about jokes being made of them.
They already tried once... (Score:1)
Newspaper... (Score:1)
No one seems to have a problem with the name... but the paper sucks. (I used to deliver it ages ago.)
Re:Ahhh... big deal..... (Score:1)
Well, being an MIT grad student, I actually am a beaver. So beat that.
Go Beavers!
Re:That was going to be my post! (Score:1)
On the other side of the coin, it's thanks to Slashdot that I know about things like Junkbuster and Intermute - so I'm blissfully banner-free. Self imposed web censorship! I love it!
Re:I dont get it... (Score:1)
Like the word "fanny" being a cuter form of "butt"?
beaver college considers tuition structure change (Score:1)
The administration also said that they would offer year long "memberships" for a 10% discount.
Said the administration "seeing the sucess of the subscription model in other ventures, we can only go up from here."
Re:How Silly (Score:1)
My grandfather got himself a shirt:
"I went to Virginville, but I stayed at Intercourse"
Re:In Britain too (Score:1)
And these people actually stay in business!
Oregon (Score:1)
Re:How Silly (Score:1)
(sigh) if only
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This school has a problem: taste has declined (Score:1)
The real enrollment is tiny (though I know someone who actually went there! Hi, Sally!) but the quantity of students from other schools that pass through the Beaver College programs is enormous: I did, my dentitst's receptionist's kid did, lots of random people do. That means that the larger of the two communities they serve is at risk with the name change ("Now where's that Beaver College that we used to use...?") -- but the smaller community is the whole reason for the larger community's existence.
As someone pointed out, it's a shame that the Beavis & Butthead crew lowest common denominator rules. I guess the idiot population finally passed the 50%/critical-mass mark...
I feel kind of bad for kids with a Beaver College diploma -- but I still bought a hat when I visited campus 'cause it says Beaver across the front.
Re:Beaver College (Score:1)
Re:Nah, the best has to be.. (Score:2)
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The Inquirer is a REAL journal. (Score:2)
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Jeez... (Score:2)
Second, what web filter would look for "Beaver" as a word to block? What about all the legitimate "Beaver" sites out there about little furry creatures who like to "get wood" and chew on it?
Feel free to change the name of your college; it's a dumb name. However, think about your reasons.
What could be stupider than letting a word-matching computer with the brains of a spell-checker on prozac decide what content you allow yourself and others to see?
That's about as smart as reading all your text files with 'grep -v [blahblahblah]'!
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ACK! (Score:2)
Those are the kinds of wackos that will be deciding what kids get to see on the net?! Methinks we're quite screwed if this stuff becomes too widespread.
Re:How Silly (Score:2)
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Re:Has the Web become too powerful? (Score:2)
Except, of course, that the research probably won't even include Beaver College as a possibility unless you have the Web. I'm willing to bet that 99.9% of Californians don't know anything about Beaver College (except maybe the name) and also don't know any alumni from the school. So how would one determine if one even wanted to bother to call up the college to send some literature?
What the Web does is put all those thousands of college brouchures on the web, which makes starting with a larger pool of possibilities easier. Otherwise, you're stuck investigating a handful of schools with national reputations and a handful of schools geographically close enough for you to have heard of them, instead of finding the small college on the other side of the country that fits your needs perfectly.
Steven E. Ehrbar
Re:Nah, the best has to be.. (Score:2)
Try New Orleans -- their police cars, barriers, etc are all labeled:
N.O. {logo here} P.D.
Lea
The problem with 'filtering' (Score:2)
Re:A true test of the Internet's Power (Score:2)
Mebbe you guys down think that beaver means
something different than what Canadians mean. We
do have alot of beaver here so we knows what we
talks about.
(note the plural is the same as the singular. *AHEM*)
Math.
Keep the Name (Score:2)
Power of positive thinking... (Score:2)
Just start using common web names in derogatory ways.
"First he told me to lick his msn hole and then he unzipped his fly and started waving his amazon around. Next thing you know he'll be trying to have sex with mpaa's."
Hey, it's a thought...
Educational sig-line: Choose rhymes with lose. Chose rhymes with goes. Loose rhymes with goose.
Re:$$$$ (Score:2)
Seriously though, can you imagine how much money and manhours it will cost to change the name of a college?
Not as much as you might think. Things like viewbooks get reprinted every year anyway, and letterhead, business cards, envelopes, etc. are all consumable supplies.
My alma mater (Albertson College of Idaho) changed its name from The College of Idaho my senior year there -- and expense wasn't really a consideration (given the amount Joe Albertson had donated to the institution in the sixty years since he attended, the cost of the unilateral decision to change the name to honor him was trivial). The bigger issues were tradition (a big deal at small privated colleges, it had been "The College of Idaho" since its inception, back when Caldwell was still called "Bugtown") and development (would naming the instituion after Albertson discourage other donors? It appears the answer to that has been an overwhelming "no."). If anything, it (the name change) has been a boon, since it has effectively eliminated confusion regarding whether or not it is a public institution (no) and which school it actually is (people often confused it with the University of Idaho, in Moscow, where I went to grad school).
They will have to buy and design new uniforms for all athletics and everything else that contains the Beaver logo.
Though I couldn't find it on their website, I sincerely suspect their mascot isn't the "Beaver Beavers" -- if anything, it appears from the design that they are the "Beaver Gargoyles", which is in-and-of-itself more-than-mildly suggestive! Once again, though, I'd like to point out that schools typically change athletic uniforms every couple years anyway, as a minimum.
This is my opinion and my opinion only. Incidentally, IANAL.
Heh, Conan O'Brian tonight... (Score:2)
Re:How Silly (Score:2)
found it (Score:2)
Then again, they DO have a point -- Beaver all girls school is just too easy a joke. I don't think I could say it with a straight face.
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Re:How Silly (Score:2)
I grew up attending Hempfield Area [k12.pa.us] Senior High School, although interestingly, kids never seemed to make fun of that name.
Sorry, but it seems silly to rename a school simply because people might make fun of it. Can you imagine everyone named Dick [dictionary.com] or Randy [dictionary.com] deciding to have their names changed? If all the Dicks in the world can live with it, then I think a college can certainly live with it.
Re:Has the Web become too powerful? (Score:2)
However, if I were shopping for a college, I would give their website a thorough look, since you can see a lot of really great stuff: course materials, office hours, reading lists, etc.
And I would be very leary of a school that appered to have no web page (but for a CS school that would be pretty sad).
But I doubt that there are many good schools that can't find enough qualified students each year. They just like to have lots of applications because:
1) With more apps to choose from, they might get 'better' students.
2) One common measure of a schools worth (I said common, not fair or accurate) is how many applicatins they get per open slot.
3) They get 30-50 bucks per undergad application , 50-100 for grad and up to 200 per app for med school! KA-CHING!
In Britain too (Score:2)
Re:.edu (was Re:Has the Web become too powerful?) (Score:2)
Ryan
Middlesex Community College has Same Problem (Score:2)
I found it hard to believe at the time that a site would be banned simply for having the letters s-e-x WITHIN a word. But these days, nothing surprises me when it comes to these filters.
I told them that these things have really stupid rules for determing which sites to block and the only thing they really could do is change the name of their college since attempting to find every version of filter software out there and getting their site unblocked would be time consuming and probably futile.
Sigh...
Re:.edu (was Re:Has the Web become too powerful?) (Score:2)
First, this is irrelevent since the issue was about TLDs not porn. Why should beaver have stricter blocking applied to it then the rest of the
Second, I doubt that the censorware blocks much of the dorm room stuff.
BTW> I really hope Beaver Collage dose not let the censorware make them change their name. Collages should take a stand against this kind of shit.
Re:Jeez... (Score:2)
I'm assuming you're joking and that you do know that the Philidelphia Inquirer (spelling) is different then the National Enquirer.
You never can be too sure.
Onwards
"What could be stupider than letting a word-matching computer with the brains of a spell-checker on prozac decide what content you allow yourself and others to see? "
Beurocratic (sp) legislation regarding Library filtering these legit sites. Lazy parents. Republicans (sorry, just kidding, kinda). Stupider things abound. I have to deal with stupid people every day.
They're called normal people.
What should happen is for another debate. I, of course, think these programs are ineffective and of questionable morality. But what this school decides is important.
I mean, if I'm doing a report on beaver migration and dam building, is the library going to block that? What about my (hypothetical) lazy parents who bought SurfWatch(or whatever) in leiu of spending time with me. Or what if I'm looking for the TV schedule of Two Angry Beavers? Whatever.
Changing the name of the college may allow them to get back on the "Good" side of a bad-site-blocker program, but it sets a bad example.
Do we change our names every time something bad can be made of them? Should we?
It's just another "proof" against filtering software which is something stupid people want.
So, is there anything stupider than the program? Yes. The people who want it.
later
TWSU (Score:2)
Needless to say, during the conversion, there was much ado made of the change.
Such stupid behavior for an alleged institute of higher learning....
Civil Law Suit? (Score:2)
Re:Cockney (Score:2)
Ahhh... big deal..... (Score:2)
I don't really see a particularily good point in changing the name. I don't think they should accomodate some crappy censoring program, it should be the other way around, that is what is wrong with censorware.
Ben
Re:I dont get it... (Score:2)
What?
I'm British, and have never been to the US, and beaver has been acceptable slang for female genitalia for as long as I can remember.
The problem with names. (Score:2)
Ever been in a group of people where someone decides that it is fun to find and make fun of the sexual connotation in whatever anyone else says? Ever notice how s/he is able to do this with virtually every sententence? It will always be true.
Even if, at the extreme, a mascot or team was replaced with something so arbitrary as a number, people would find ways to make fun of it. 69, anyone?
My point is that unless the name or mascot is offensive and dated, like the Cleveland Indians Chief Wahoo, it should not be changed, as whatever new thing that is created will be at least as easy, if not easier than what was there before. And some filters block the term "beaver"? It makes the blocking of "soccer" seem almost... not completely insane?
Re:The Inquirer is a REAL journal. (Score:2)
kwsNI
Re:Censorship, Cybersitter and Solid Oak (Score:2)
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Not what you think, though.
EAGER BEAVER COMPUTERS
SERVING SPOKANE SINCE 1989 Hee hee.Leave it to Beaver ;-) (Score:2)
Has the Web become too powerful? (Score:3)
Aside from that, blocking an entire domain that is obviously legitamate is just so ludicrous that it suggests that the people writing this software simply have no intelligence, in addition to not having a clue. Unbelieveable. (shakes head)
Sam TH
Article focuses more on problems with name alone (Score:3)
It does mention numerous non-internet related problems - a 30% less appealing rate to prospective students not because of blocking, but simply because people would be embarassed to say they were going to school there. Even worse (and also part of the problem) - graduates from the school are deciding to not include the name of thier college due to fear of rejection by employers.
They are voting to decide if they want to change the name, so at least the students have a say - perhaps they could change it to "Dam Mammal". I know I wouldn't mind saying I had graduated from "Dam Mammal". If you pronounce it with a French accent it sounds quite distinguished!
Re:A true test of the Internet's Power (Score:3)
//rdj
bad / missing links (Score:3)
The actual Inquirer web site is here [phillynews.com], and the actual article is here [phillynews.com].
-ac
Web filter only a small reason to change name (Score:4)
I know I sound like an asshole... (Score:4)
Beaver College
Ball State University (Ball U, BSU for short)
Morehead University (yes please)
The word 'beaver' too often elicits ridicule in the form of derogatory remarks pertaining to the rodent, the TV show Leave It to Beaver and the vulgar reference to the female anatomy," Beaver president Bette E. Landman lamented in a letter sent Feb. 15 to alumni, parents, staff and students.
Update: New Name Chosen (Score:4)
Webcams (Score:4)
How Silly (Score:5)
Pennsylvania is known for all it's silly and slightly odd town names. I mean while you're visiting Beaver College [beaver.edu] drive through Amish country and go to Intercourse [mapquest.com], if you run out of gas before you get there, you'll end up in Blue [mapquest.com] Ball [mapquest.com]. Oh, and if you're worried about anti-drug web censorship then don't mention that you're from Smoketown [mapquest.com] or Pottstown [mapquest.com].
I hope my point is clear.
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A true test of the Internet's Power (Score:5)
So, next time you see a cute girl walk by, be sure to say to your friends, "I'd like to see the Harvard on that!"
Censorship, Cybersitter and Solid Oak (Score:5)
beaver.com should pursue every maker of censorware that blocks their pages. They block legitimate pages, legitimate universities
Furthermore, I read that the inquerier article "promoted" cybersitter from solid oak software. Well, take a look at the aforementioned peacefire site. Solid Oak software don't want criticism. They block every page that critizises their software. Like www.spectacle.org [spectacle.org] which has delivered quite a lot of criticism.
Not to mention. I wrote to solid oak once, and told them my opinion about them blocking peacefire, and that I would NOT buy any form of product from them, as long as they had that kind of attitude. You know what the jerks did? Heck, they mailed my abuse@department. The funny thing is
Ohwell. Enough ranting.
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Can we get a single topic right? (Score:5)
Beaver College is considering changing it's name because alumni are being discredited and recruiting is hurt because of it. That is a SERIOUS problem for a institution of higher learning. The web filtering stuff was kinda a flippant icing on the cake, yet the story here would appear that it is a major part of the story.
The Lopht crack story involved someone charged with using it for committing computer crimes, and one of the minor charges was possession of burglary equipment. That is kinda like charging a double homicide defendent with 2 charges of murder, 2 charges of assault with a deadly weapon, and one charge of illegal possession. Clearly the murder and assault w/ a deadly weapon are the REAL charges, but the minor one is throw in.
Can the "editors" please READ the articles? If it is real, consider it, if it is yellow press by someone more concerned with getting a story line on slashdot than reporting really news, kill the story. This discredits slashdot, and is kinda silly, because a lot of the posts are people like me complaining.