Jokes on you - the password was "Hunter2"!

I'm pretty sure this was part of a Get Smart episode I saw back when I was a wee lad...

You've won "dumbest idea of the week"!

Even if you do keep the key safe, it's impossible to keep YOU safe. A heart attack, a drunk truck driver, a falling meteorite -- are all pretty good at destroying wetware.

What a great way for your nation's military to develop tactics for warfare so that they can be AI analyzed by a commercial 3rd party in the cloud for sale to other nations.

Maybe have the special forces use Strava while you're at it.

... environmentally friendly data centers? Move them to Shivering Moose, Alberta. Easier time cooling them.

... was interdicted and the subject hardware was switched with alternate parts.

So maybe they're planning to announce Acetaminophen will be considered a vaccine, going forward...

I wish them well. And I hope they really clean up in the RPG marketplace.

I run a few companies, more than 950 people are working with me, I have a few system administrator, it is a serious matter. Eventually there are people in any company that have access and control that really allows them to do damage that is massive enough that the very survival of a company is in question. This immediately has an effect on all of the clients, all of the people working for the company, partners, families, infrastructure contractors, quite a few things really. This type of behavior really compromises what people think about IT professionals everywhere.

schooling is used to control how kids think and act so they follow 'society values'. Governments who do this want to make sure that their political and religious beliefs are instilled in the next generation of voters for the rest of their lives.

Although the definitions are hazy, the ingredients in question are those that would NOT be found in home cooking or restaurant cooking of freshly prepared foods. Mostly ingredients added to enhance taste and/or increase shelf stability of stored foods.

That said: One solution to the shelf life of food is ... (get ready for left wing screeching) ... irradiation. Use that and you can greatly diminish or even eliminate the addition of preservatives.

And for those of you who pooh-pooh preservation in favor of "organic" food, untreated organic food can sicken or kill you if stuff starts to grow in it before you cook it. Bacteria loves organic food just as much as you do.

... this could come in handy for school kids on their cell phones.

On mystery meat lunch days.

There's yet another thing we should "thank" Microsoft for...

Will the moss spores get gigantic and dangerous next, like the tardigrade did in Discovery?