...because that's when everyone wants to travel. Telling me to travel when I don't want to travel ain't a solution.
Hey buddy! Just ruin your holiday and you'll easily avoid the traffic!
Why don't I just not celebrate it at all.
Is this what we can expect from big data? Spend another day with your annoying family consuming the entire weekend, work more hours, or take half the work day off?
Here's a better way. Stab yourself in the neck, then you can take an ambulance right through any traffic that stands in your way. Your family will meet you at the hospital with a slice of turkey.
Here's another idea. Just celebrate thanksgiving two weeks later. You can avoid everything.
Thanks for the help, oh great and wise swammy-g.