Hearing Voices? Could Be the Lasers 225
An anonymous reader sends us to Wired for a piece about some declassified Pentagon research from 1998 that has been revealed in a freedom-of-information filing. Apparently the Pentagon has investigated lasers that put voices in your head, among other non-lethal technologies such as microwave heating. The report suggests the techniques could be useful for controlling crowds or in negotiations. There is no context for the research or any indication whether it has continued, although the microwave heating bit sounds rather like the Active Denial System we have discussed recently.
Real Genius (Score:5, Funny)
Tin foil hats vs. orbital mind control lasers. (Score:5, Funny)
Finally! Help for Paranoid Schizophrenics! (Score:5, Funny)
Especially Paranoid Schizophrenics. [theonion.com]
We can send them reassuring messages, like "you are not alone. we are there to get you (help)"
or warn them of imminent dangers, like which bus drivers hate them.
Voices (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Tin foil hats vs. orbital mind control lasers. (Score:5, Funny)
Wild Goose Chase (Score:3, Funny)
pkd (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Voices (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Someone's been reading Philip K. Dick (Score:3, Funny)
An obvious practical application (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Voices (Score:4, Funny)
Re:If torture wasn't unreliable enough (Score:4, Funny)
Gay Bomb (Score:2, Funny)
Re:If torture wasn't unreliable enough (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft (Score:2, Funny)
Re:If torture wasn't unreliable enough (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wild Goose Chase (Score:5, Funny)
<ColdRage687> i used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body
<ColdRage687> but then i realized
<ColdRage687> pssssh
<ColdRage687> look whats telling me that
Re:Voices (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Tin foil hats vs. orbital mind control lasers. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Real Genius (Score:5, Funny)
Just wait until they sell the technology to the private sector. Instead of poor slobs standing on street corners waving signs, we'll have troops of unskilled laborers running around with laser devices trying to shoot everyone in the head.
Laser Advertising: straight out your marketers' asses into your customers' heads.
Well at least we know what happened....... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Voices (Score:2, Funny)
"Gates is a God. Only Microsoft software is secure. The GPL is a plague upon the world."
Just the usual....
Non-lethal Microwave Heating???? (Score:4, Funny)
I think many a feline would disagree about the non-lethality of a microwave oven.