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Comment Re:Xi around long after Trump (Score 1) 27

Maybe they're merge into a single person: Xump!

"We now have the best pandas, everyone says so! All the other countries have ugly smelly bears that eat people and get into trash, but pandas are peaceful and cute, like me!

Only Australian koala bears can compete, but we're gonna buy Australia, and they'll thank us! Pandas and koalas will have babies together to make the Master Race of bears, just like Crypto Christ strongly asked for while I was taking a shit on my Golden Flushy Throne. MBGA!"

Comment Re: Pronoun culture battle (Score 0) 131

Overhaul English to not require gender'd pronouns; problem solved! Auto-tagging people's gender in everyday speech is obsolete, it serves no purpose other than making religious troglodytes happy, the same fools who tried to jail Elvis for dancing sexy. F 'em! They can move to Afghanistan if they still crave Gonad Cops.

Comment Re:Salesforce advertises (Score 2) 45

While it might be true they fired a bunch of help-desk people and replaced them with AI, that's not the same as being any good.

It's possibly a case of being technically right but practically wrong.

For example, you could replace staff with monkeys who you pay peanuts and claim you saved lots of money. Yes you did, but customers are now talking to monkeys. It's banana logic.

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