Soldiers Bond With Bots, Take Them Fishing 462
HarryCaul writes "Soldiers are finding themselves becoming more and more attached to their robotic helpers. During one test of a mine clearing robot, 'every time it found a mine, blew it up and lost a limb, it picked itself up and readjusted to move forward on its remaining legs, continuing to clear a path through the minefield.' The man in charge halted the test, though - 'He just could not stand the pathos of watching the burned, scarred and crippled machine drag itself forward on its last leg. This test, he charged, was inhumane.' Sometimes the soldiers even take their metallic companions fishing. Is there more sympathy for Robot Rights than previously suspected?"
Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" (Score:5, Funny)
Be careful (Score:2, Funny)
Re:robot's rights? (Score:5, Funny)
Airplanes, Boats, Cars (Score:2, Funny)
Switch to lawyers. (Score:5, Funny)
Or perhaps we could simply paint a fancy suit on and add a briefcase to the robot, for similar effect.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet (Score:5, Funny)
Although, under the circumstances, I think the scene involving God's Final Message to All Creation would be more appropriate.
- Douglas Adams, So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish, Chapter 40Stand up and suport your porcelain friends! (Score:5, Funny)
-Rick
Oblig (Score:1, Funny)
Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" (Score:4, Funny)
Really, would you want C3PO as a work companion?
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Re:What about appliances? (Score:2, Funny)
You better keep it Platonic or you will be in for a big shock....
This is my robot. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Happens with all complex machines. (Score:3, Funny)
That's what my parents said about me when I was a teenager...
Anthro.. (Score:2, Funny)
My advice would be to stop anthropomorphising robots. They don't like it.
You mean your robotic mine-detecting pal who's fun to be with?
Re:Just administer the Voight-Kampff test (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Stand up and suport your porcelain friends! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Treat them like you hope they treat us. (Score:2, Funny)
CD Tray Fight! [xkcd.com]
Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" (Score:3, Funny)
Eat your bird.
Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" (Score:1, Funny)
Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" (Score:2, Funny)
"Every world leader needs a mind-clearing robot."
C3PO as a work companion (Score:3, Funny)