The Shallow Roots of the Human Family Tree 760
An anonymous reader writes to mention an AP story about research discussing the relatively recent origins of every human on earth. Despite the age of our species, every human on earth can trace their ancestry back to someone who may have lived as recently as the Golden Age of Greece (around 500 BC). From the article: "It is human nature to wonder about our ancestors -- who they were, where they lived, what they were like. People trace their genealogy, collect antiques and visit historical sites hoping to capture just a glimpse of those who came before, to locate themselves in the sweep of history and position themselves in the web of human existence. But few people realize just how intricately that web connects them not just to people living on the planet today, but to everyone who ever lived."
futurama... (Score:2, Funny)
So Python was right? (Score:2, Funny)
So, this could be true if we changed mother to 'great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-
Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? (Score:5, Funny)
Father Abraham had many sons
And many sons had Father Abraham
I am one of them
And so are you
So let's all praise the Lord.
Right Arm, Left Arm... (There was some weird "hokey pokey"ish dance aspect to it.)
Beatifully Ambiguous Writing (Score:3, Funny)
Well damn, I can trace my ancestry to someone much more recent than that. To boot, I'm pretty sure we all have ancestors that lived during 500 BC... I dare you to find me someone who lacks a living ancestor during anytime past the origin of life on earth and before their own time. I frickin' dare you.
Ohhhhhh... They mean to say that everyone can trace their ancestry back to a single person who lived during the Golden Age of Greece. That guy must've been a stud.
Impressive (Score:2, Funny)
This fellow must have been quite busy with the ladies.
Re:Eww yuck! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Eww yuck! (Score:5, Funny)
So our family tree has no forks? (Score:5, Funny)
Supposed to... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Family Tree Grafting (Score:2, Funny)
I've never understood why anybody of a 'feminist' bent would consider that a good thing.
Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? (Score:5, Funny)
(There was some weird "hokey pokey"ish dance aspect to it.)
He lets the righteous in,
He kicks the heathens out,
He lets the righteous in, and he plops 'em on a cloud
We do the hokey-pokey to prove we're all devout,
That's what God's all about.
--Triv
Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? (Score:2, Funny)
> [...] the Christian church has always grown the fastest when it has been under the greatest persecution.
Strange, I always thought that the Christian church has grown the fastest when it was doing the persecution.
Re:We All Descend from Noah (Score:3, Funny)
No.
And now that you mention it, yes, that is a foul. Please confine yourself for 10 minutes in the Slashdot penalty box.
Re:Not me (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe you had some others that you haven't found out about yet.
Re:Family Tree Grafting (Score:5, Funny)
It was only ONE time! (Score:2, Funny)
you are devil-people (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Beatifully Ambiguous Writing (Score:3, Funny)
If you have any children, chances are so did your parents.
Re:Eww yuck! (Score:4, Funny)
1. Angel Boris was in Suicide Blonde (1999) with Robert Deacon
2. Robert Deacon was in Wild Things (1998) with Kevin Bacon
(Source: The Oracle of Bacon at Virginia [oracleofbacon.org])
Which makes three steps from you to Kevin Bacon. HTH, HAND!
Dlugar
Re:Indeed, 20% of fathers, aren't. (Score:1, Funny)
Er.. this is slashdot. DNA tests in this matters are obviously not needed.
Re:Somewhat misleading (Score:3, Funny)