New 25x Data Compression? 438
modapi writes "StorageMojo is reporting that a company at Storage Networking World in San Diego has made a startling claim of 25x data compression for digital data storage. A combination of de-duplication and calculating and storing only the changes between similar byte streams is apparently the key. Imagine storing a terabyte of data on a single disk, and it all runs on Linux." Obviously nothing concrete or released yet so take with the requisite grain of salt.
Limited application (Score:5, Funny)
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The proof... (Score:5, Funny)
/dev/zero ? (Score:5, Funny)
gives about three kilobytes for a terabyte of data.
Incomplete Article Summary (Score:5, Funny)
StorageMojo is reporting that a company named Practical Nano Cold Fusion Duke Nukem Forever at Storage Networking World in San Diego has made a startling claim of 25x data compression for digital...
Re:Limited application (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Breaking news! (Score:5, Funny)
Shame on you, ScuttleMonkey! (Score:4, Funny)
from the make-sure-to-give-it-to-more-than-just-the- corporate-monkies dept.
You would think that an editor called Scuttle Monkey would know that the correct plural of "Monkey" is "Monkeys", not "Monkies".
"Monkies" would be the plural of "Monkie", which I guess is what you'd call a baby Monk Seal [wheelock.edu], or if you knew him really well, a resident of a Monastery [wikipedia.org]. "Hey, Monkie, nice robe!"
Of course, if you were talking to Michael Nesmith [wikipedia.org], the singular form would be "Monkee". But that's neither here nor there.
Re:What kind of data? (Score:5, Funny)
I've always imagined this conversation (Score:5, Funny)
Marketing: How much in the best conceivable case?
Developers: Oh, I dunno, maybe 25x.
Marketing: 25x? Is that good?
Developers: Yeah, I suppose, but the cool stuff is...
Marketing: Wow! 25x! That's a really big number!
Developers: Actually, please don't quote me on that. They'll make fun of me on Slashdot if you do. Promise me.
Marketing: We promise.
Developers: Thanks. Now, let me show you where the good stuff is...
Marketing (on phone): Larry? It's me. How big can you print me up a poster that says "25x"?
This definitely works (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:The proof... (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Where have we heard this one before? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:What kind of data? (Score:5, Funny)
I can compress anything you give me by a factor of at least 1 (inclusive of my own output).
"-1 pedantic", I know.
-nB
MOD PARENT DOWN (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What kind of data? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Limited application (Score:4, Funny)
hate to break it to you this way
-nB
Re:What kind of data? (Score:5, Funny)
But the Slashdot Post says that is all runs on Linux. And knowing the infinite power of Linux, I believe them.
In addition to being the best OS in the world, Linux is also the most secure, does everything better than every other OS, and if given the right developers it is the ONLY os that could do something as impressive as compress data past the limits of possiblity.
I'm sure with the right developer, Linux could also be used to harness zero point energy, create wormholes for travel in your basement, and possibly cure most diseases...
Re:Breaking news! (Score:3, Funny)
Just like the "our intelligence wasn't wrong about Sadam having WMD's, the satalite images just come to us as lossy JPEGs"
(the point of this post lost due to compression)
Re:What kind of data? (Score:4, Funny)
A single byte that is all other data compressed together, and from which all knowledge flows! The universal black hole of data!
Don't tell me
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Re:What kind of data? (Score:2, Funny)
You geek! (Score:3, Funny)