Look Ma, No-Hands Fasteners! 200
theodp writes "Inspired by a daughter who suffered a serious infection from an IV feeding apparatus, the Trib reports an Australian architect has developed high-tech bolts and latches, which can be operated remotely without being touched. The first commercial applications are intended for aircraft, allowing crews to quickly reshape interiors to maximize payload space. BTW, smart fasteners hit Slashdot's radar almost two years ago."
AHA! (Score:5, Funny)
Disassembler? (Score:2, Funny)
Intelligence!! (Score:4, Funny)
Most people are less intelligent than bolts and latches:)
*ducks*
Re:Hacker's Delight (Score:5, Funny)
I love this company... (Score:3, Funny)
Perrine, who left Microsoft Corp. to join Telezygology, said intelligent fasteners will cut the costs of designing, building and maintaining products that use them, and this is just the first step in a new direction.
When Balmer heard about this he threw a chair into a wall. Luckily the wall was constructed with intelligent-fasteners and with a push of a button, the wall was back to new.
Right... (Score:3, Funny)
"I wondered what's to prevent some nut using a garage door opener from pushing the right buttons to make your airplane fall apart," said Harrison. "But everything is locked down with codes, and the radio signals are scrambled, so this is fully secured against hackers."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's rich!
Telezygology? (Score:5, Funny)
No (remotely) disassemble.... (Score:2, Funny)
New competition at next HOPE convention? (Score:4, Funny)
Obligatory bicycle reference (Score:3, Funny)
Look ma, no feet!
Look ma, no teeth!
Re:Easily Hacked (Score:4, Funny)
Don't worry they will design a nice obscure protocol for it.
Re:I'll take it (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hacker's Delight (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hacker's Delight (Score:2, Funny)
This whole idea is nuts!
-Lasse
This is Bolt 2.0 (Score:5, Funny)
BOLT 2.0 is future of internet hosting.
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Re:Hacker's Delight (Score:2, Funny)
http://math.cofc.edu/kasman/MATHFICT/mfview.php?c