Senator Blacklisted by No-Fly List 1396
sig writes "Senator Edward Kennedy (D-MA) was turned down for a flight from Washington, D. C. to Boston because his name turned up on the TSA No-Fly list. He eventually got on a flight, but was again denied on his way back to D.C. It took 3 weeks of calls to Tom Ridge and the Department of Homeland Security for the ordeal to get straightened out. But what are ordinary citizens supposed to do if the Secretary of Homeland Security won't take their calls?" There's also a New York Times story.
Answer. (Score:5, Funny)
Umm....get a DAMN good start driving?
Silly Homeland Security... (Score:4, Funny)
There could be an innocent explanation (Score:5, Funny)
Clerical Error... (Score:4, Funny)
given the record (Score:3, Funny)
well... (Score:1, Funny)
Wear a Ted Kennedy mask?
Re:Could it have been... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Answer. (Score:5, Funny)
That won't work after the new 'Don't-Drive' rules take into effect on our nations hiways.
Mr. Kennedy (if that is really your name) please step away from the vehicle...
--laz
The fly on the wall... (Score:3, Funny)
Ridge: What can I do for you Ash?
Ashcroft: Ted Kennedy grabbed my parking spot in the parking lot at Justice. Anything you can do so I can get back at him?
Ridge: I've got a GREAT idea!!!
Has anyone considered that (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Answer. (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe that's not the real reason. (Score:5, Funny)
It wasn't a blacklist... (Score:3, Funny)
The last time Ted Kennedy went to the beach, a group from Greenpeace showed up, tied a rope around his feet, and used a boat to try and haul him back into the water....
Too bad... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Ironic (Score:0, Funny)
He was blacklisted several months BEFORE the convention. RTFA!
I heard the speech, however, and
believe me, in this case, preemptive action would have been justified.
good idea (Score:1, Funny)
Re:oh yeah (Score:1, Funny)
Governor of California will suffice. I'd not like to be the security guard who has to tell Arnie he can't board.
Re:Answer. (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Publicity Stunt (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, my guess is that he called in a favor, got himself put on the no-fly list. Then, when they were going to let him fly anyway, he probably, insisted that he was doing his civic duty to not let himself fly, since he knew he was on the list.
Re:Funny... (Score:1, Funny)
It's just you. Seriously, one guy has problems because he ends up on the watch list on a prank or a fuck up and everyone starts whining that America is a police state and how their civil liberties have been taken away.
If you think potential threats have an easier time getting on a plane, go dress up like one, fake a passport and see how far you get.
Re: Ironic (Score:5, Funny)
> Funny how a democratic senator is blacklisted after speaking at the DNC. Coincidence?
Maybe he's in trouble because the DNC wasn't held in an approved Free Speech Zone.
Re:Well.. (Score:1, Funny)
Obligatory Dennis Leary quote (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Our gov't at work (Score:5, Funny)
'Sorry sir, but we can't let you through'
'Do you know who I am? I AM senator Kennedy!'
'Even if you were the King of Liechtenstein, we can't let you through'
'I'll have YOU fired first thing in the morning!'
'Please do, but could you step out of the line please, sir?'
Or the old joke
'Sorry sir, but we can't let you through'
'Do you know who I am?'
(Intercom)'Can somebody help this person? He doesn't know who he is...'
Ghostbusters (Score:3, Funny)
Ghostbusters, of course!
Re:Our gov't at work (Score:4, Funny)
Good point. Maybe we should ALL change our names to Bin Laden. We know they can ALWAYS get on a plane.
It was an accident (Score:5, Funny)
I'll just be Tom Ridge (Score:3, Funny)
Re:oh yeah (Score:5, Funny)
Or I wonder if they've got an "immunity" list, so that even if there WAS a terrorist going around as Tom Ridge, the name would never be put on the list. That would be just as good!
Ender-
Re:T. Kennedy (Score:1, Funny)
I heard Ted Kennedy got around, but that's ridiculious.
Re:Not on "No-Fly" list but rather the "Screen" li (Score:3, Funny)
No matter how late you are for a plane, if you have dark skin, never EVER run through an international airport.
~D
Extremely interesting (Score:3, Funny)
(Yes I'm a bit childish today - it's Friday for God's sake)
Re:Our gov't at work (Score:5, Funny)
A high ranking Admiral drives up to the gate of a naval base. This base has a policy of 100% check of ID cards and there is a new Marine on guard duty at the gate.
Marine: I need to see your ID.
Admiral: I don't have time for this nonsense. (to the driver) Go ahead.
Marine: Don't do that.
Admiral to driver: You heard me, Drive on.
Marine draws his sidearm and says: Sir, this is my first time on post. Do I shoot you or your driver?
Re:Answer. (Score:5, Funny)
You're kidding, right? I've been with 12 people in my life
Fuck the President.
No. No no no.
Fuck your mom.
My Oedipal complex went away when I was 13, thanks
Fuck you.
That one's easy but not so much fun.
Fuck your friends
If I can pick and choose, gladly. Otherwise I'd have to say no.
fuck the Senate
Have you SEEN those people
fuck the House
Ok, so maybe there are a couple in there.
fuck all goverment employees.
Only if I can start at the interstate tollbooth, there's usually a couple hotties there. If I have to start at the DMV
Oh, and fuck you too
Bomb! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:You think it's just one guy? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not on "No-Fly" list but rather the "Screen" li (Score:1, Funny)
Unless your initials are O.J. Then you can get away with murder.
It's a bad 'sounds like' algorithm... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Answer. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:My Story (Score:3, Funny)
wrong list (Score:2, Funny)
Mod parent to interesting. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Our gov't at work (Score:3, Funny)
simple:
if ($passengerName=~/Kennedy/){$passengerName =~ s/^([Tt]\.)/Terrorist/;}
There you go, run this on the passenger list and there's no question that T. Kennedy is a terrorist!
-nB
Re:Our gov't at work (Score:5, Funny)
And if Kerry wins in November, suddenly anyone with the name "G.W. Bush" is going to have trouble flying.
Re:Publicity Stunt (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Answer. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What was the true inconvenience? (Score:3, Funny)
Would it, by any chance, be Fred?
Just a wild guess...
"Attack: Terror kills brains" (Score:3, Funny)
There are actual questions in the form of "Are you a terrorist?". Yeah, sure, if i were a terrorist i'd check the "Yes" box? And i would check in with my real name at the airport?
Dear security guys: How stupid do you think your average terrorist is?
Re:Our gov't at work (Score:2, Funny)
Probably wasn't ignorance. Maybe he's just pissed off the wrong person and this is D.C version of being Punk'd.
Senator A: Ted still won't get on board fella's.
Senator B: *giggling like a school girl* Wait 'til he finds out he's on the no-fly list until he rolls over!
Senator A: Dude?! You didn't?
Senator B: Totally.
Senator A: Sweet.
Re:Our gov't at work (Score:5, Funny)
It wouldn't be the first time someone with the name "G. W. Bush" has had trouble flying ...
Re:Our gov't at work (Score:5, Funny)
What makes you think it was ignorance? Maybe there's somebody named Kopechne who does data entry for the list?
Re:Our gov't at work (Score:3, Funny)
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This is great... (Score:2, Funny)
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
The Real Reason (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Witty Republicans (Score:3, Funny)
He's sort of the apple [apple.com] of their ire, then, right?