Gates: Open Source Kills Jobs 976
theodp writes "On the Malaysian leg of a whirlwind Asian tour, Microsoft chairman Bill Gates voiced his concerns over the growing goodwill towards open source, especially in Asia, emphasizing how damaging open source software can be. 'If you don't want to create jobs or intellectual property, then there is a tendency to develop open source. It is not something you do as a day job. If you want to give it away, you work on it at night,' he said. Gates, who apparently has never contended with the horrors of a VB upgrade, when on to say that '[Open source] doesn't guarantee upward compatibility.'"
whew... (Score:5, Funny)
It may kill jobs... (Score:5, Funny)
Jobs: Open Source will kill Gates. (Score:5, Funny)
billy, buddy... (Score:0, Funny)
Visual Basic generates jobs (Score:5, Funny)
Poor Bill (Score:1, Funny)
Re:whew... (Score:2, Funny)
Translation: (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Poor Bill (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Poor Bill (Score:5, Funny)
Bill is right! (Score:5, Funny)
Open Source Kills Jobs (Score:3, Funny)
Oh no! Poor Steve Jobs. We always knew Open Source would be his downfall, but could not have known it would literally kill him.
Re:History is against him. (Score:5, Funny)
Buggy whip makers were put out of work by the automobile. But the smart buggy whip makers turned to making sex toys. Sex always sells!
Re:Obvious quote (Score:1, Funny)
Re:stupid argument (Score:5, Funny)
That's why I leave my grocery cart in the parking lot rather than return it to the store!
Re:Obvious quote (Score:5, Funny)
Re:History is against him. (Score:5, Funny)
-nod- Microsoft suffers from the same problem - there's just no market for their buggy products anymore.
Re:Jobs: Open Source will kill Gates. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:More nonsense (Score:1, Funny)
Therefore knowledge is bliss.
It makes sense, so we can't acquit!
Re:stupid argument (Score:2, Funny)
... but bundling & dumping creates jobs! (Score:4, Funny)
-- Greg
Proof that open source kills puppies... (Score:5, Funny)
2) Giving something away for free is anti-capitalist.
3) Anti-capitalism is Communism!
4) Communists don't think like you and I do.
5) You or I would never kill a puppy.
6) As neither of us would kill a puppy, and communists don't think like you or I do, communists will kill puppies.
7) Therefore, Open Source Kills puppies.
8) Hence: Chewbacca.
(It's satire people...)
Re:More nonsense (Score:1, Funny)
In short, go fuck yourself.
I'm a Republican, and I sit here typing this message with three computers under the desk. One is a WinXP box, One is running Mandrake 9.2 if i586 and the third is running Mandrake 9.2 for PPC.
Who's listening to gates? PHBs and the suits that they serve.
Political parties have nothing to do with it.
LK
It is you who are to blame. (Score:1, Funny)
You have the luxury of doing for free what others must do to support themselves and their families.
It is you who are to blame.
Instead of sipping tea in your luxurious mansion, you should be stripped of it and the funds used to employ those who will be grateful for the work.
Re:It is you who are to blame. (Score:1, Funny)
To troll properly, you need to be more SUBTLE!
Please try again...
One more for the list .... (Score:4, Funny)
-- Bill Gates, 2004
"You shouldn't get overly paranoid thinking that Microsoft's a broad competitor and it's not possible to work with us."
-- Bill Gates, 1997
"The Internet? We are not interested in it"
-- Bill Gates, 1993
"I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all time."
-- Bill Gates - OS/2 Programmer's Guide 1988
"The next generation of interesting software will be made on a Macintosh,
not an IBM PC."
-- 1984
"640 Kilobyte ought to be enough for anybody."
-- Bill Gates, 1981
"Microsoft programs are generally bug-free."
-- Bill Gates, on code stability, from Focus Magazine
Re:History is against him. (Score:2, Funny)
(Or this guy I know's girlfriend...
So that's how they'll handle Apple! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Scale, not growth. (Score:2, Funny)
i think i just came in my pants!
Re:whew... (Score:2, Funny)
So you mean to say they get on the right boat?
I don't see what the problem is then.
Re:History is against him. (Score:2, Funny)
Parent: Microsoft suffers from the same problem - there's just no market for their buggy products anymore.
Well, put these together and they have a vast untapped market for their Force-Feedback Sidewinder joystick.
In related news... (Score:5, Funny)
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* Donald Trump names another building after himself
* GAP spokesperson lauds the success of NAFTA
* Bill O'Reilly accuses Michael Moore of being "un-American"
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* Larry King interviews Martha Stewart's pool guy and asks the tough questions everyone's dying to know. Chlorine or Bromine?
* Clear Channel Communications questions the integrity of smaller radio radio stations insisting, "They don't have the resources to report news according to established journalistic standards."
* Consensus at 2004 annual meeting of Zoologists confirms: "Bears do shit in the woods."
Re:Open Source Kills Jobs (Score:3, Funny)
Makes sense... (Score:4, Funny)
... if you don't think about it.
I'm a developer running my own business, so In a manner of speaking I do not have a job, not being employed by anyone. So perhaps he's right ;)
Re:History is against him. (Score:3, Funny)
No, your methodology is inherently flawed: Linux users already know all the URLs, so they don't use Google.
Search engines are for knock-kneed ninnies with no memorization skills.
Go ahead, ask me anything. I'll tell you what page it's on.
Re:Some Questions about People? (Score:4, Funny)
Bill Joy uses the Network (it's the Computer!)
Steve Jobs' entire evil overlord alpine command center runs on NextStep
Linus uses FreeBSD (but on a Transmeta)
Kevin Mitnick uses no OS, he's not allowed to
Richard Stallmann bangs two rocks together in binary, but they're free rocks!
Dr. Phil runs Microsoft Bob (tm) (it cares)
Oprah uses UGoGirlnix
Martha Stewart uses OS/390 over a VT100 at the prison library
Michael Moore uses Windows (it's also bloated and stupid)
George Bush uses an etch-a-sketch
John Kerry used to use a Mac but his chin kept hitting the touchpad