Yeah, but it works. And that's what matters.

Did some ugly, pink-haired feminazi that you suck up to by sitting in the back (where she says you belong) and recording her with your iPhone and posting this recording on your YouTube channel tell you this? Go do something worthwhile at a con, dude. She isn't going to have sex with you for feigning "respect." Both you and she are going to die virgins.

Have her push really hard while you are hitting her g-spot as hard as possible. Do it in the bathtub if she is uncomfortable with the "consequences." She will squirt, this works with virtually every woman, and once she has squirted, maybe she will have some insight on where it came from. There's too much for it to be secreted by the Skene's gland, it comes out all at once, and the consistency is entirely different.

What you really mean, Chris: "Mmmm, mutton. And women I can never have."

Why does EVERY post you make involve food, Chris? You need some professional help.

Rick Schumann is also the only other possible human reading Slash-Dead and just modded me down.

It's a Friday night, and Rick Schumann (not his real name BTW) gets first post. Finally accomplishes *SOMETHING* in life.

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