You ask why the internet doesn't provide you with friends as if you're just sitting there in front of the screen waiting for them to materialize.

I've tried that. It doesn't work. Just like in real life you need to put in effort to find people and get to know them.

Lovely to see how well you wrote it.

I think it'd be more telling to look at the newest computer that can't run Windows 11.

Isn't the whole POINT of the current AI craze to have computers understand natural language as it's used rather than memorizing specific commands?

The age of Windows 10 isn't really the defining factor. People didn't buy their computers on the day Windows 10 released.

The age of Windows 11 is what's important. When was it actually possible to buy a new computer that came with the newest version of Windows? Anyone who bought their current computer a day before that date (and quite possibly some months after) are being told to trash machines that are only about three and a half years old.

The amount of electronic waste being generated by this is obscene.

Because once you've done your time or paid your fine you're supposed to be a free man again. Lifetime punishments, which this would be, are supposed to be reserved for the really horrible crimes.

Are we ... starting to root for RIAA and MPAA?

What juicy gossip did I miss about Chris Pratt?

Then it falls under 'other drivers'.

Alcohol is not an external factor to the 'drive safely' advice. Pure and simple - if you drink, don't drive.

But did you notice the moonwalking gorilla?

I'm sure giving banks etc. fewer regulations to follow will let the free market solve this problem.

Tell me you don't know what 'boomer' means other than it being a bad word ...

It's a lot easier to backup 1000 movie files than 1000 DVDs, though.

This one was my first thought as well, mostly because it made video gaming popular enough to revive the whole thing from the brink of total collapse. Without the NES and Super Mario Bros at the time it happened gaming as a whole would look VERY different today if it ever came to be a thing at all.