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Although users can "abandon the accounts and start again with new Apple IDs," the report notes that doing so means losing all purchased apps, along with potentially years' worth of photos and videos.

Also 'hundreds of thousands of people every week' != 'extremely rare'.

It'll make characters and levels that are deemed 'good enough' and shipped as slop. That it takes a Geforce 7090 to render a NES-era Mario sprite isn't the company's problem.

Then when did the cops get the picture to show the suspect? On the way to the scene? While approaching with guns drawn? While searching him after handcuffing him? Did the AI forward a description of the suspect instead of the picture?

Hell, his duty is to sit behind his desk, read reports, sign things, and have meetings with his advisors. It's not to be on camera 24/7 like a third rate reality TV star.

They could learn a different trade.

Now? An AI can learn a thousand different trades in the time it takes you to learn one. Good luck.

The captain is likely no expert on that matter either, but would have gone through "What the hell can we encounter at this altitude that's big enough to crack the windshield?!" and ended up with nothing coming from below, leaving only stuff coming from above.

Which in turn makes it impossible to find for the newly started. At least with Reddit some searches will lead you to a community of like minds, but on Discord you're not even going to realize a community exists unless you know exactly what to search for in advance.

Windows 98 came with Frontpage Express that allowed anyone with some basic idea of design to mash together a website in a fairly reasonable amount of time. Would it be superduper professional with all the things? Of course not. Would it do the trick? Absolutely.

Now everything has to look the same. The same layouts, the same color schemes, the same pictures.

I have the M501, got it for Christmas last year. So far I've only had good experiences with it. Responsive, easy to clean, DPI settings, and a couple more buttons for your index finger than the TrackMan Marble had.

If you miss the TrackMan Marble, check out Nulea's trackballs.

Or speak a language other than English.

Don't forget the horse shit.

I built a top line gaming PC late last year. It has 64 GB of RAM. If a fucking CALCULATOR took up half of that I don't even want to know what a game with the complexity of Solitaire would do to it!

While true, I'd argue that getting stranded on the side of the highway through absolutely no fault of your own until someone can come grab your car, take it to a dealership, and fix it there, pretty much counts as bricked in the moment. You can do nothing with your car for a long time thanks to an update from the producer.