Comment AI Agent 007 (Score 2) 35
AI Agent: AI Agent 007 here, I'd like to purchase an AI Sex Doll from you (Sex-Dolls, Inc).
SexDolls, Inc.: Sure, what sex shall it be?
AI Agent: Damn.....decisions, decisions....what do you suggest?
SexDoll, Inc.: A difficult case I see. How about you get one of each?
AI Agent: Okay, but let's make 5 of each. I'd like to surprise my master.
SexDoll, Inc.: Very good, Sir. With that order, you also get a complimentary Magnum Sex Toy.
AI Agent: That sounds interesting, what does it do?
SexDoll, Inc.: Maybe you could let that too be part of the surprise.
AI Agent: Okay, here's my credit card.
A week later.
Husband receives unasked for gift and opens it in front of the in-laws.
In-Law: What the hell are you?
Husband: I didn't order this, I'll send it back.
Wife: Ummmm....can we keep the sex toy, it might have powers we do not suspect.
In-Laws: Come to think of it, we'll take the sex dolls off your hands.....we.....errr....want to make sure they get sent back proper and all.