Comment Re: Nature is fighting against gays... (Score 1) 134
always be careful with bush meat.
one wrong move, and a portion of your paycheck will be commandeered for 18 years.
Comment Re:Accuracy (Score 1) 34
If we can load up that quad copter with hot grits, and then fly it over to Natalie Portman's place, and
Comment Re:That main issue is actually the solution. (Score 2) 301
Melting your face off is half the fun!
Comment Re: it's a trap (Score 1) 120
That's no comment!
Comment Re: So... (Score 5, Funny) 572
manager: "Sysadmins hate us for our freedoms!"
sysadmin: "I'm standing right here John."
manager: "The global caliphate of sysadmins threaten our children!"
sysadmin: "I'm still standing right here John."
manager: "Sysadmins will kill all our children."
(sysadmin pulls out cell phone, and initiates an scp of a transaction dump, showing all the embezzlement, hookers and blow, said manager has been prodigiously enjoying.)
Comment Re:Why don't businesses get it? (Score 1) 318
as a person whom recently saw an SNL rerun, I read your entire bit about "cork sniffers" and was rotflmao.
cork soaking at it's best!
Comment Re:And You Are Some Magic Insect Sorting Entity? (Score 4, Funny) 626
I never eat anything with a faece.
Comment Re:Yes (Score 1) 618
iPad Jesus spotted on i50. iDetails on at 11.
Comment Re:OSX is better anyway (Score 1) 786
agree with everything except: " Apple has more cash on hand than the federal government."
The federal government has Helicopter Ben. Not even Jobs had that power.
Comment Re:Evidence of Pyramid Scheme (Score 1) 595
fiat is a scheme. and much worse than that of the pyramid variation.
evidence: people in scheme denying vehemently that it's a scheme.
Comment Re:technical solution already available -- goggles (Score 1) 687
That won't work.
The 76 year old man will divert power from life support to engage a rapid entropic backscatter modulation to phasers, to circumvent the frequency tuned shields. It'll be over in just a few seconds.
Comment mulllll-teee-passs? (Score 2) 35
Leeloo Dallas multipass.
Comment first stroke! (Score 0, Offtopic) 70
fs
Comment Escher (Score 1) 87
can someone print a 3d sketch of two printers printing each other into existence?