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Comment Re: Haven't seen events this size in the modern er (Score 1) 51

Shortly, we will hear about how the Big Beautiful Stupid Golden Dome (shaped like a Big Beautiful Golden Spittoon) will magically defend against this new threat to National Security. How will it do this, el Bunko was asked, "Well, the radiation just sort of goes away, just like Covid.....covfefe."

Comment Re:Totally unbiased statement (Score 1) 131

Second Coming

G-d: Hey Jesus, this is your birthday. As a present, I am going to send you down to a Christian Nation so that you can receive their love and admiration.

Jesus: Uh...okay, Einstein, but recall what happened last time I went down there. I am not sure this is a wise idea.

G-d: Oh go on, they love you there. It is a Christian Nation.

Jesus reluctantly pulls out magic wand and FOOM, he disapparates from Heaven and appears in front of a Christian Nationalist rally.

Jesus: Jesus Christ here, how y'all are?

Christian Nationalist: Look it, I don't know who you think you are but do not go blaspheming around here.

JC: No really, I'm Jesus Christ.

CN: Prove it!

JC pulls out his magic wand and turns the CN's beer into wine.

JC: See, how about that, eh?

CN: Aarrrrggghhh!! A demon!!! Somebody get a rope, we'll hang his ass.

JC, not being gormless, decides to disapparate to a more friendly part of the Christian Nation and appears at the border of Mexico.

JC: (seeing the poor huddled masses wanting to enter the Christian Nation, in a loud voice) I am Jesus Christ, let these poor people in and shelter and feed them!

Border Patrol agents with a posse of CNs: Okay, who let the Commie come to the border?

JC: I mean it, I AM Jesus Christ. These poor people are G-d's people, let them into your Christian Nation and show them the love of Jesus Christ.

Border Patrol agents cock their rifles and the posse starts looking around for razor wire. Jesus, not being gormless sees where this is headed. He pulls out his wand and disapparates to a rally of the former alleged president.

JC: Jesus Christ here!!! (No one pays him any attention)

Jesus hears the former alleged president demonizing immigrants.

JC: (now yelling) Hey, do not listen to him. His message is not Christian. I am Jesus Christ and I am telling you to welcome immigrants into your country!!

Rally Participants around Jesus: You goddamn woke, gay, liberal. Get the Hell out of here, we are listening to Our Savior!!

JC: I am your Savior and I am telling you to stop listening to that guy's unChristian message and welcome the poor people trying to get into your CHRISTIAN NATION!!

RPs: That does it, Billy Joe-Bob brought some zip ties and rope. We will teach this woke jerk what it means to be Christian!! Get him!!!

JC, not being gormless, pulls out wand and disapparates back to Heaven.

G-d: Back so soon?

JC: They wanted to hang me down there! Admittedly it is a bit better than being nailed to a cross by Romans...you know...the B.O. ... enough to knock a dead buzzard off a shit wagon at 20 paces. But I will be damned if I am going to go through the death thing again. They are not worth it.

G-d: You mean that is not a Christian Nation?

JC: Wake up Einstein!! They follow an Orange Jesus.

G-d: That's...that's Blasphemy!

G-d pulls out iPhone and dials.

Beelzebub (Want some hot stuff baby this evening, want some hot stuff baby tonight): Yo, Einstein, whatcha want?

G-d: Get up here, gotta big job for you.

Beelzebub blasts up through the floor boards with much flame and fume.

St. Peter: Hey, Beelz!! Long time no see, how are they hanging?

Beelzebub: Really well now that I have had them chromed, all nice and shiny, and the chime is to die for.

G-d dials St. Peter

St. Peter: (a dinka-dink, a-dinka-doo) Yes, Einstein?

G-d: I asked Beelz up so you two could figure out what to do with the Christian Nationalists in the Christian Nation. Get back to me with a plan (hangs up).

Beelz: Awww, shit. Not more of those assholes.

St. Pete: Beelz, old buddy old pal. Surely you have room somewhere down there for them.

Beelz: (thinks for a minute and gets an evil grin on his face) We might have room in the antechamber.

St. Pete: And we will tell them it is Heaven...but that they must all get pregnant first. Leave it to me...(pulls out iPhone and dials Einstein).

St. Pete: Yo, Einstein (St. Pete explains the plan).

Beelz: (pipes up) But would not that mean that the guys...have...to....isn't that illegal in Texas?

G-d:: Excuse me!?! G-D!!!

The dulcet sound of AC/DC slowly grows

        Concrete ... cyanide....High Emotion!!
          Dirty Deeds, done dirt cheap!!

Comment Re:A conservative nomination (Score 2) 47

So, do you fantasize about African-Americans often? Do you want help? Or are you merely looking to get connections into that community? Since you also seem to be interested one's sexual orientation, I'd advise you to reveal. yours BEFORE you try to make your connections. Errr...maybe you are under Hegseth's sway and ODing on testosterone so that anything on two legs looks yummy.

Comment Re:In future AI news ... (Score 1) 34

You mean the immigrants that (in the U.S.) help to support Social Security and Medicare? Well, they did before the alleged administration decided to beat the love of Jesus Christ into them while deporting them. The same immigrants take jobs Americans do not want. And SS and Medicare start cutting benefits in 2032 and 2033 respectively.....that is if la Presidenta doesn't fuck up the U.S. economy even more. And no sneaky trying to tax the wealthy and capital for supporting those programs, Republicans would rather the Blue Haired died sooner rather than tax their favorite government welfare cases. Those poor wealthy, how do they get by?

So that the Blue Hairs know just how bad it will get, the pop. of the U.S. native born is dropping. The immigrants man the elder care businesses. So now the Blue Hairs can look forward to their last years living in misery and doing everything for themselves, especially the ones who are not able to.

The immigrants also man the food industry that picks food out of the field, mans the slaughterhouses, keeps the dairy industry from imploding, etc. Americans can look forward to higher food prices as a result. And no sneaky importing Canadian dairy, Canada is yet another country the buffoon in the White House has pissed off.

Comment Re: Fascism (Score 4, Interesting) 233

in the trenches, i.e., effectively, Fascism and Communism meet at the same point in the circle.

In a perverted way, the American trait of only caring about things that effect them personally is coming back to bite them. They thought that dolt couldn't hurt them. Wait until the bond yields really spike, they are spiking now. However, bond traders are spiking them because they are betting the American political system cannot handle the debt load nor the AI fever rush to an economic black hole (they like to call it a singularity but we know what it really will be). Americans are already whining about interest rates for home loans, they can only expect higher rates.

Americans thought putting some asshole in the White House who would "crack down on immigration". What they failed to see was the police state they were advocating would be a surveillance state watching their every move, and now they do not like it. And they managed to trash their "Christianity" in the process. I would argue it was always a fake Christianity built to promote wealth and hatred of anyone they didn't like. And if you want to see how fake it really is, read the first three synoptic gospels of the Christian bible side-by-side so you can see the glaring differences (John was on mushrooms, we can ignore that one). Nowhere in those first three does Jesus claim to be divine. He was a apocalyptic Jew who thought god (pick one) was going wipe out everyone that didn't believe and make him King-O-the-Jews, that last is what Pilate executed him for (sedition, basically).

They thought they were electing a "baby Christian" when he just exposed how vapid and totally amoral is the Christian Right. Now their numbers are dropping and youngins do not want much to do with them regardless of how their mouthpieces spin it.

Then that dumbass sold Americans on tariffs and how they would right the "balance of payments", a fake issue but they were led to believe it was a real issue. From: https://www.cato.org/publicati... (those raging leftists at the CATO institute), they explain how tariffs lower imports and exports, and that Americans pay for the damage. That article relies on a paper, https://www.jstor.org/stable/2... published in 1936 which how the relationships involved. Apparently, el Bunko's fiscal "advisors" are that uneducated that they continue to go out there and claim tariffs are good.

The tariffs represent money stolen by el Bunko from the U.S. economy and then pissed off on the wealthy is his Big Stupid Bill.

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