The main benefit to Maggot-Land is it makes the Nazi Fascist state just that much closer. Thiel is right-wingnut who supports Nazi parties in other countries. He doesn't have to look at himself in the mirror because he has no reflection in one.

The GP is referring to el Bunko's new.support for heathcare records that will follow you wherever you go, as long as they are kept in an Oracle database, accessed with Oracle crapware, etc. For which, el Bunko will get paid handsomely.

G-d picks up iPhone and dials.

St. Peter: (A dinka dink, a dinka doo) Yo, Dear Leader!!

G-d: Watch it, little man! Could you get Jesus up here? Got a big job for him.

St. Peter: Sure thing, B-ss.

St. Peter dials Jesus.

Jesus: (You can ring my bell-ell-ell, ring my bell) Whaddya want?

St. Peter: The B-g G-y wants to see you, pronto!

Jesus: Sigh....damn, and I had such a good hand.

Jesus approaches the B-g G-y

Jesus: You called?

G-d: Yup, it is time for your Second Coming!!

Jesus: Uh....awww, c'mon, I was in the middle of card game.

G-d: Card game?

Jesus: Yeah, errr....poker....we....uh.just got some new nuns...I thought I'd....show them.....how things are done....up here.you know, so they'll feel wanted....

G-d, eyes narrowed: How come they were so scantily clad?

Jesus.looking shifty: Errrmmm....they don't come that way?

G-d: Well, you'll have to leave for a bit, the Christian Nation is requesting your Second Coming.

Jesus: Have they solved the BO problem yet?

G-d: They aren't Romans, get yer ass down there.

G-d pulls out magic wand....FOOM....and disapparates Jesus to the Christian Nation...Jesus floats down amidst much roiling of clouds and blaring of trumpets.

Jesus: How y'all are? Jesus Christ here, I've returned!!

Christian Nationalist: Huh? No, no, no, this will not do. You gotta dress the part!!

Jesus: What?

CN: See here, you just attend our Introduction to Christianity Minicamp first, they you'll be ready to Come Again.

Jesus attends the Minicamp....5 months later.he begins his Second Ministry.

St. Peter picks up iPhone and calls G-d: Ummmm....I think Y-u made a mistake sending Jesus down there again.

G-d: Excuse me, you do know to Wh-m you are speaking?

St. Peter: Excuse me....EINSTEIN !!! Y-u made a mistake....trust me.Y-u really want to recall him!!

G-d: Oh. OK, Damnit.

G-d dials up Beelzebub....Bong....Bong....Bong....Hells Bells....You got me ringing, Hells Bells....Beelz picks up.

G-d: Yo, Hot Stuff, how are they hanging?

Beelz: Like two squirrels in a sack after their third cup of coffee. What's up?

G-d: Got a capt-and-carry job for you.

Beelz: Not another goddamn evangelical. I hate those guys.

G-d: Nope, Jesus is down there again, I need you to bring him back.

An hour later, Beelz shows up at the Pearly Gates dragging Jesus by the collar.

St. Peter: Got'im? Good! The B-g G-y wants you to take him Down There for a bit, wisen him up.

Beelz: Jose' no way, is no my yob, Mon. I'm not having him Down There....Beelz pulls out magic wand....FOOM....he disapparates to Down There.

Jesus pulls out an assault weapon.....BLAM, BLAM, BLAMMITY-BLAM....BLAM!!! The Pearly Gates are in ruins. St. Peter ducks down behind the entry kiosk.

Jesus kicks open what's left of the Pearly Gates and runs up the palm lined street until he sees the Throne and G-d sitting there.

G-d: Jesus Christ, who the Hell are you?

Jesus: I am your Son. Say, Y-u got any Jews around here? I want to kill Jews!!!

G-d: Bouncing Beelzebubs, YOU ARE JEWISH, Ace!!

Jesus: If I am Jewish, then Y-u must be....BLAM, BLAM, BLAMMITY-BLAM....BLAM!!!!

G-d: Nah, nah, nanna, nah, nah....ya missed me, DeadEye....G-d pulls out magic wand....FOOM....Jesus' assault rifle disappears.

Jesus: Why Y-u....Y-u....Y-u must be one of those LGBQTs....pulls a grenade off his belt, pulls pin, and lobs it at G-d.

FOOM...G-d turns the grenade into a dove....FOOM, FOOM....two doves fly off Jesus' chest.

Jesus pulls out two pistols....BLAM, BLAM....etc....FOOM, FOOM....etc..G-d turns the bullets into multicolored beach balls that float like helium balloons.FOOM, FOOM....Jesus' pistols disappear....FOOM, FOOM...Jesus' bandoliier belts disappear...FOOM, FOOM, FOOM...Jesus' hunting knives disappear, FOOM....Jesus' combat boots disappear....FOOM...Jesus' faux combat fatigues disappear.

G-d's eyes narrow as he looks Jesus up and down.FOOM...Jesus' combat helmet disappears as well as his face paint.

G-d: Shazzam!! A two-for, I've never done that before!!!

Jesus: I feel....I feel.I feel like a new person.I want to love everybody...Jews and LBGQTs and little brown people!!!

G-d: And you will not be needing any more wacky weed....FOOM....

Jesus: Damnit, way to kill my buzz!!!

G-d: That's it! No more Second Comings for you, Bucko!!

Oh? You trust el Bunko to spawn anything without a trail of dollars leading to his pockets? How daft must you be to trust him with anything, especially health information. Regardless of how he's packaged the plan, he'll get his cut.

El Bunko’s Bunks

1. Sneakers
2. NFTs with him doing stupid shit
3. Watches
4. Fragrances
5. Cabinet positions: he promises “cabinet advisory positions” to the Maggots in emails, all you need to get one is contribute to him.
6. Bibles
7. His "media company".....just announced they "lost" $400 million in the last year. That's $400 million of other people's money he and his cronies have made off with.
8. The el Bunko guitar
9. Shirts with he and Elmo on them
10. Gold one dollar bills
11. Gold Bars
12. Siphoning money from criminal seizures into a National “Strategic” Bitcoin Reserve thereby increasing money into the shitcoin industry and his own shitcoins.
13. Cabinet positions for his billionaire “contributors”
14. Advertising Teslas on the White House lawn. The Bunk: Elmo announced he’s putting another $100 million into el Bunko’s political operation.
15. $447,000 Birken Crocodile Handbag.
16. Golf “tournaments” at his golf course fueled by Saudi money; the Saudis are above corruption in the same way a brick is above the Sargasso Tea (thanx Douglas Adams)
17. Don Jr. has a millionaires club to rich to get inside scoop on new Bunks.
18. Eric has crypt company merging with another so they’ll be listed on Nasdaq.
19. el Bunko’s own crypto so foreign governments and “friends” can contribute directly. United Arab Emirates put $2 billion into the Trump family’s new cryptocurrency outfit, World Liberty Financial.
20. Qatar’s 450 million dollar airplane “gifted” to DoD but he gets to keep it when he leaves office.after DoD tricks it out to make it secure.which they’ll do by first stripping it down and putting it back together again.
21. Auction to dine with el Bunko.
22. Qatar chipped in to help finance a Trump-branded beachside golf and luxury villa project in the country worth $5.5 billion.
23. el Bunko hotels for housing foreign “dignitaries”.
24. Selling pardons, sort of like the Catholic Church selling “Indulgences”.
25. A “gold-plated” phone ostensibly made in the U.S.

1. Value so far to el Bunko Crime family from Jan. 20, 2025: $2.8 Billion. This is an old figure from last May. Now it is quite a bit more, and he'll gets his own jet which will be tricked out with the latest in security before he runs off with it to Maggot-Land.

All of his tat is made in China. And he is hawking it now from the Oval Orifice.

The AI-savvy employee will fire up the AI-thingy Google gives them gratuitously but randomly a few times a day. Crisis in management averted. Any other management emotional problems can be handled by AI-Psycho, the new (and improved) management tool expressly for the watering and feeding of management delusions. Caution: only to be used by AUTHORIZED management, failure to follow this warning might result in irreversible brain damage and/or the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Dear Lord, may the love of Jesus Christ damn these books and those who read them to Hell for all Eternity. Please grant us this most humble wish that they burn and burn and burn.

Oh, and Dear Lord, errrmmm...as you can see (points to the pews) the Faithful who don't read Harry Potter are awaiting the Rapture. We be ready to go on moments notice.

Dear Lord Responds: Say Greg Lock, it is good to hear from you. How're they hanging? (an audible gasp from the pews)

Pastor Greg: Uh...how's what hanging?

DL: Nevermind. Now about the Rapture, I must be certain you and your flock are worthy of it first.

PG: We're ready, we're ready!!! (the Congregation starts to clap)

DL: How are you doing in Sunday collections?

PG: Great Gonzos!!! We've collected several million for your ministry. Look at our beautiful church!!

DL: Have you kept your gun collections well oiled and loaded?

PG: Yessir!!! (the pews give a very audible "Yeah!")

DL: How about damning the unfaithful? Have you shown them any mercy?

PG: Good Lord, NOOO!! (A deluge of hissing is exhumed from the pews, it might have been spewed but in this case, it was definitely exhumed).

DL: Um...Jesus, get Mr. Beelzebub up here. This will only take minute Pastor Greg...(theme from Jeopardy plays in background).

DL: You're here, Beelz; thanks for responding on such a short notice. How are they hanging?

Beelz (in an absurdly tall helmet and voluminous diaper): (pulls off diaper, looks down) Like two puppies excited over a frisbee (an awed silence issues from the pews).

DL: Beelz I'd like you to meet Pastor Greg, he and his flock will be joining you.

PG: Bbbbllllbbbbllllbbbb....he looks just like Mike Pence. What's with the tail? (scared murmuring can be heard from the Faithful)

DL: Show'em Beelz

Mr. B.: (takes off helmet to reveal two exquisite horns, and breathes a bit-o-fire for effect) Welcome aboard Pastor Greg and Flock. The next Express Train leaves in 1 minute...All Aboard for the Highway to Hell (some power chords from AC/DC rebound around the church in thunderous response).

Flock: (Rushes madly for the exits).

Beelz Well Paster Greg, I guess it is just you and me, cowboy!!

Paster Greg: I don't understand.

DL: Precisely. And this why we cannot allow your kind in Heaven. Be good now!! By the way, don't antagonize Mr. Beelz. I've heard he has a terrible temper.

Cherry picking Vedic/Hindu "philosophy" is an exercise in futility. You could support any "science" that way. Try this, pick up the Harry Potter books and start cherry picking to support whatever floats your boat. It's easy, even school children can do it. Christians have gotten away with cherry picking the bible to support their "philosophy" du jour for years.

That's because Ass-AI hadn't yet been invented. But one can hope Google engineers are whacking one together now. Although, I'd pose naked for Google for half the $12,000....it's a deal, Google!!

Just a cautionary note, the Christian religion was actually create by Paul. You'd have to read biblical studies to understand precisely what Jesus was. He was an apocalyptic preacher. That philosophy, if you want to call it that, started in Judaism about 200 years before Jesus in response to getting rolled over by the world repeatedly. They decided, not all at one time, that there must be an evil force in the world and it was what was doing it to them. They then glommed onto the idea there would a Messiah who would vanquish their enemies and usher in God's Kingdom. The Messiah was not to be King-O-The-Jews but a divine warrior.

Jesus bought into this but added his own twist, that he would be the new King-O-The-Jews when the End Came. His twelve disciples were to head the twelve tribes of Jews. He never claimed to be divine. And you cannot count on merely reading the New Testament to get this as it has a lot of contradictions and was written by people grinding their own axes. It took a fair amount of scholarship, some of it on going, to ferret it what he *probably* said as oppose to what was put onto his lips. To see the contradiction, line the Synoptic gospels (the first 3 books) up side by side and read them that way; write down where they differ. The contradictions are glaring. And the last book, John, seems to have benefited from special mushrooms, one cannot take that seriously.

The final tell was that Pilate had him nailed up for claiming to be the incoming King-O-The-Jews. There was only one Emperor and he was in Rome; this was insurrection talk, and Palestine was full of it at the time. Pilate was a nasty creature and had many nailed up. And he wasn't about to listen to Jews claiming he should nailed up, he didn't give a flying rat's ass what the Jews thought. The bit about the Jews claiming they wanted his ass nailed up was just later Christian antisemitism wanting to screw the Jews for not taking off all their clothes and following the brand spanking new Christian relation. And the New Testament was written well after Paul went tits up.

The early Christians had to explain; if Jesus was so damn divine, how come the Romans were able to nail him up? So they found a way by embroidering their religion to make sense to them. The cult of la Presidenta is no different. They will merely embroider around anything that shows Dear Leader is a slime, sucking grifter. Cult members always respond with embroidery rather than dropping their beliefs, much research has shown this.

What does AI do when a customer calls up and describes the symptoms of some techno-problem, like their router to the fiber link to their house is screwing up. The symptoms do not scream, "yo, you router is kapitski". Rather, does it (1) run through all the inane scenarios it knows about which it has a chance of fixing and then start at the top when you cannot give it that blessed symptom that screams "yo, you router is kapitski", or (2) finally give up and tell you to call a human representative, or (3) actually pass you to a human representative?

You mean like leaning on Ukraine to manufacture agit-prop against a political opponent, or hijack the Justice Dept to go after law firms that have lawyers who won't bend the knee to dear leader, or crap on states with natural disasters, or pop. your alleged administration with a collection of rich grifters who paid you to get their position, etc.

"There will be a reckoning one of these days. I can assure you of that much."

You can assure us of no such thing. The only reckoning is dumb luck, which we attribute to karma when it nails the perps. Most of the time, they just get away with their bs, and if they are lucky or just, I don't know, say the alleged president of a major country, they and their buddies get to stuff their bank account on the backs of the people who bought into their crap.

Worse, they are destroying the idea of America. Other countries can no longer trust the U.S. because la Presidenta just spews bullshit. That means they cannot count on the U.S going forward. And that results in routing their economies around the U.S.

The other part of destroying America is destroying its soul as a place that works regardless of race, color, creed, sexual orientation, etc. All of that is now being monetized by this alleged administration and thus becoming soulless. The justice system is just the tip of the iceberg. More rot is occurring in the pop. which is now being taught that only money matters because the only people on top are the people for which money is everything. Truth, honesty, altruism, etc., the things that make life bearable, are becoming gutted and replaced with a dog-eat-dog value system.

la Presidenta is entirely transactional. He thinks of the fed. gov. as holding something others want, hence they will be required to pay for it. He won't care whether companies or the individual pays, but he'll announce it as though the individual always pays.

Example: la Presidenta announced he would give more arms to Ukraine but then constrained them in two ways. (1) they won't get them before Putin's 60-day limit he told la Presidenta he needed to steal more of Ukraine, and (2) he is making Europe pay for the arms.

So in effect, it will be Europe giving more arms to Ukraine after he's paid off Putin for being his homicidal maniac who is fun to be with. And of course he announced to the corporate press that he's arming Ukraine and they blandly regurgitated that bullshit.

Big deal, read all of that Leviticus 20.xx. It also prohibits pointed beards, wearing a garment of two different textiles, etc.

As 1 Corinthians 6:9, they didn't even have a term "homosexual" when that was written. And it had to be translated from the Greek, and it was written several generations after Jesus got nailed up for calling himself the King-O-The-Jews. All Pilate had to hear was "King-O-The-Jews", and that meant sedition because there was only one Emperor and he was in Rome. So he had him nailed up. Pilate was one mean SOB, he crucified a lot of people. As to the story about the Jews demanding he kill Jesus, Pilate had no interest Jews telling him what to do, he proved that when he massacred a bunch of them in Jerusalem.

The rest the "story" was self-inflating crap the Christians told each other because they had a nascent religion and couldn't admit he got nailed up for being criminal.

The problem with you apologists is that you cherry-pick the Bible and pull out the stuff you like and forget the stuff you don't. Believe it is without error, read the 3 synoptic gospels side-by-side and write down where they differ. You can try to reason ass-backward and *make* them fit, but then you are rewriting the Bible.

And just to make a point, ever wonder why Jesus had to die for the sins of others? Fucking why? How come God couldn't just say: oh screw it, you are all forgiven, try not to do that anymore. He's God, he can do anything, right? The reason Christians figured he was "sacrificed" was because he was suppose to be the Savior But if he was so awesome, how come the Romans were able to knock him off? If the Romans could do that, they could either (1) admit they'd gotten him all wrong or (2) he "had" to die. They chose (2) and then spent the last 2000 years embroidering their story.