Journal Journal: .Microsoft's new smartphone? 5
This is the coolest hacking I've seen all week. They have an insect curcus charging a phone -- successfully!
Comment Re:p.s. if running cables is a problem... (Score 1) 178
Probably Sewer Class...
Comment Anyone else... (Score 0) 324
Suddenly get the urge to press the F1 key?
Comment Re:Lasers, Xrays, etc. (Score 1) 281
And since it doesn't loose suction, and there are no bags to replace, cleaning has never been easier!
Comment Darwin award (Score 1) 10
Darwin award!!!
Comment 2500 calories (Score 1) 245
your average American consumed 34 gigabytes per day.
What is my daily allotment based on a 2500 calorie diet?
Comment Re:Science (Score 0, Troll) 874
See: homeopathy, cold fusion, n-rays, scientology, and other fun digressions.
Comment Re:I for one welcome this (Score 1) 236
While high blood pressure contributes to heart disease and stroke, unfortunately those conditions mainly strike later in life. Even worse, some of those people may elect to control their blood pressure with medication.
Comment Re:malware... (Score 1) 583
To apply your analogy properly, Steve Ballmer would have to blame Bill Gates for all of Microsoft's problems. Oh wait!
Comment Re:GOTO ... (Score 2, Funny) 269
The Jack Palance computer:
Curly: Do you know what the secret of life is?
Curly: This. [holds up one finger]
Mitch: Your finger?
Curly: One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest don't mean shit.
Mitch: But what is the "one thing?"
Curly: [smiles] That's what you have to find out.
Curly: Do you know what the secret of life is?
Curly: This. [holds up one finger]
Mitch: Your finger?
Curly: One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest don't mean shit.
Mitch: But what is the "one thing?"
Curly: [smiles] That's what you have to find out.
Comment Re:6 - 10 (Score 1) 357
So I'm thinking you're a street cop and December 22 2012 will be the first day of retirement?
Comment Re:Damnit, people, can you see the problem here? (Score 1) 106
while the words "Shirley" and "surely" are homonyms, the spelling is clearly different
Thus, they are homophones, not homonyms.
Aw, damn it, you're right... I am embarrassed to have gotten that wrong. That pretty much ruins the "Add homonym attack" joke, too...
Comment Re:How long? (Score 1) 292
(apologies for the horrible personal pronoun usage there..)
Comment Re:Found in the crater- (Score 2, Funny) 177
Balloon boy was a hoax. The real child in the crater was baby superman.
Comment Obligatory Doctor Who Reference (Score 1) 185
Why are there no comments about Doctor Who and the Carrionites?
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Real Programs don't use shared text. Otherwise, how can they use functions for scratch space after they are finished calling them?
