I know. I know. You are truly an amazing and brilliant man. There is no reason to use systemd. The vast majority of the Linux community are idiots. If only they were smart like you. Herp Derp.

It didn't strike the Earth. A house stopped it before it could. ;-)

Sometimes the absence of information suffices to convey the information. Other things that didn't happen include:

An Uber Eats driver was not delivering McDonald's to the house at the time

No famous or rich people lived there

Nobody was sitting on the couch

Protestors did not form outside the house to raise awareness of the dangers of space exploration.

So you don't use systemd and have yet to see any advantage using systemd. That logic checks out! Herp Derp.

I'm not about to continue a discussion with someone who is too stupid to figure out that they just contradicted themselves in a post comprised of only three sentences.

Nobody ever said they are disabling bash. Nobody said you can't runs scripts via unit files. If you knew how init worked you would know what init.d is, how it works, and why no longer using it is removing support. They are not removing support for scripts. They are removing support for the init script mechanism, implemented by numbering your scripts and putting them in init.d. Systemd, up until v260 supported that mechanism. Stop pretending you have a clue, when you have no idea what you are talking about.

Google is your friend.Try: "systemd 360 init script changes"

"Based on recent major updates (specifically systemd 260+), support for legacy System V (SysV) init scripts in /etc/init.d has been removed, making native unit files mandatory. Users must replace old shell scripts with unit files, which use declarative [Unit], [Service], and [Install] sections to handle service management, dependencies, and parallel execution."

So yes, I should have wrote 260 rater than 60. I didn't say nobody could "find a way", I said they are removing support.

You are clearly "throw the baby out with the bathwater" kind of guy. Systemd still has huge advantages over init scripts, and you don't have to build the entire feature set in. This is like you finding about a portage variable getting added to Gentoo and saying "See, I knew Gentoo sucks!"

You do know that systemd version 60 removes support for SysV style init scripts, right? I do agree that it isn't related to this change, but it IS related to Systemd rapidly becoming a shitshow, so there is a correlation to the complaint.

I have great news for you! Systemd version 60 removes support for SysV init scripts!

You ... are ... a ... fucking ... idiot.

And you really thought you could use the same lame technique I identified as the problem to try to twist what I said and nobody would notice? The funny thing is, the minute I saw "drinkypoo" I already knew I was going to find a phenomenally stupid post before I clicked to read your "response."

You do know that I explicitly stated that 4chan is correct, right?

I quoted the actual statement, included in the submission, which is a statement from Ofcom regulator Suzanne Carter. You clearly don't understand how quoting works. Thanks for making my point for me.

There is a lot more to the case. There are 6 plaintiffs. One was "Office Pouncake". Another was an office that said people might believe Afroman was having sex with his wife. Another was Office Lisa, featured in this video. The entire 13 minute video I linked to was played in court at the trial. It features deposition footage at the end where the "Officer" cries that she doesn't really have a dick. The link I provide is very funny, and 100% related to the case.