Not Happy? Which dwarf are they?

They can update the software over the air. But launching something that has a limited orbital life ahead of time is pretty stupid.

So just poison the data. I always tell them I'm a 400 year old lesbian midget, just to screw up their statistics.

To NotOkCupid!

But you still remember 867-5309 perfectly... right? Our brains are weird.

I agree that they will always need a few competent people to fact-check the AI for hallucinations, but 95% of what I do can be done better by an AI. To be honest, half my job is googling for answers to problems or reminders of things I've forgotten.

Oops, I meant Ryan Gosling, obliviously.

Bluetooth chips would be pretty cheap, Still not free, but I basically throw away a bluetooth transmitter/battery/sensor every 10 days... it's called a "continuous glucose monitor".

I'm a little too old to start an OnlyFans!

What "new skills" do you suggest? To be honest, writing code is all I know how to do.

Having just turned 65, I am now realizing the skills I acquired over 50 years of coding are very close to their expiration date. I feel I will be forced to retire, whether i like it or not.

Remember how soon after they gave you a phone that remembers all your phone numbers for you, you couldn't remember anybody's phone number without your phone?

Remember how people used to add up numbers by hand until it became easier to do it with a calculator, and now they can't do match?

One wonders what other skills will atrophy due to AI reliance.

I thought "Our customers are our best quality control" was Microsoft's mantra.

Meta is going through another round of layoffs. Just sayin'...

Workflow at Meta is now basically:

Step 1: Ask the AI agent how to solve the problem.

Rather than continue training the AI agent to do my job, I'm resigning.

Add the word "turbo" and you've got a mega bestseller!

Am I dating myself?