15% of a $ -100.00 increase is: You owe me $ 15.00 you scmuck! I like it.

Those on Google aren't even reading article summaries, just headlines. I'm seeing a whole new trend in journalism. Just post one sentence, unsubstantiated statements and you have news! Hurrah!

Wait, what's that you say? This is already going on? It's called Twitter? I guess I'll have to check it out.

Why don't they just say it - they're going to do what they want, and it doesn't matter what anyone outside the "secret" circle thinks.

Hey, is this a new calling plan from AT&T: Secret Circle of Friends?

In cooperation with the NSA and the FISA court, AT&T offers the new Secret Circle of Friends calling plan. Place your friends' names on our surveillance list, and all of their calls are monitored for "quality assurance", while you receive credit for "rollover" testimony when you rat them out in a star chamber hearing.

Earn bonus points for entrapping the stupid into terror plots while earning frequent "no-fly" miles that can't be redeemed on any airline!

is the favourite sport of many /.ers !

you're already at +5, but that was one of the funniest meme posts I've seen. :)

Did Einstein cross the road? Or did the road pass beneath his feet? It depends on your frame of reference.

Let's just say that you might need a Physicians Health Plan after trying to remember whether or not a function name has an underscore.

Kick them in the nuts really hard. If they don't fold over in pain and whimper an octave higher, they're female.

We'd never hear the end of it.