Be a lot cheaper just to fly them to the jungle and give 'em all Ayahuasca...

... they have a few questions to ask you about your "Naked and Afraid" retreat.

Now THAT is a team-building exercise!

Libraries are the greatest social program known to mankind. But you know, I still have most of my college textbooks, still stored in the milk crates I stole from behind the dorm. I graduated in '83.

Yeah, the guys with the lifted penis size compensators never realize that Teslas can vastly out-accelerate them.

You've always been able to stuff an iPad mini in your pocket, depending on the size of your pockets.

Dude, Poe's Law! I can totally imagine Pete Hegseth saying exactly what you said! Your freedom of speech doesn't not give you the right to advocate violence towards the people you hate, as the Trump administration is currently doing. "Hey kids, let's remove any protections against bullying trans kids!"

Technically, Whole Foods _could_ keep their stores stocked just using biodiesel, but that wouldn't really scale to replacing all diesel.

That brings up one good side effect of the dotard's mismanagement: biodiesel is now significantly cheaper than dead dinosaur diesel!

Microsoft has control over distribution of the copyrighted Windows operating system. It has used this control to dictate whether or not makers of devices that include Windows are allowed to let users load their own custom keys. For example, Microsoft required makers of devices that come with Windows RT (the port of Windows 8 and Windows 8.1 to ARM architecture) to block end users from turning off Secure Boot and block end users from loading their own custom keys, as conditions for a license under copyright to distribute Windows RT on those devices.

Which it was.

Donnie's solution: those big diesel trucks should all switch to gas, it's cheaper!

Yes, folks, he's literally to ignorant to know that diesel has a higher energy content than gasoline, so vehicles travel farther on a gallon of diesel than they do on a gallon of gasoline. That being said, the current different in price ($1.30/gallon more for diesel) greatly exceeds the difference is efficiency.

I've always protected myself from getting arrested for hate speech by not speaking hatefully. Too bad Trump doesn't do that.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin

Now think of how stupid the average MAGA voter is!

Been coal-rolled by any big diesel Bubba trucks lately?

You don't buy electronic copies, you rent them.