It was a parable about American imperialism, aka "Blood for Oil". Was about environmentalism, but not climate change. Unfortunately, it reached millions of young boys at a sensitive point in their lives so now they fantasize about sex with 10 foot tall blue chicks. (Gotta admit, some of those blue chicks looked pretty good to me too.)

The snowflakes gave all their money to Trump; they can't afford to go see movies. Most breeders can't afford cinema these days.

Watching Captain America: Brave New World sure scared the crap out of me. I know I'm NEVER gonna take pills laced with gamma radiation now! See... we CAN learn from movies!

The natives used to intentionally set fires to create meadows. Most of the old growth oak trees in California grew up in meadows created by fire. There is a lot to be said for controlled burns, Also, new growth burns much more easily than old growth.

With Tesla stock price plummeting, he won't be the richest man in the world for long. Estimating net worth based on stock holdings that can't all be sold at face value is fiction and fantasy.

He has golden toilets to match his golden showers.

I take it you haven't seen Waterworld?

Waterworld?

They need to match that with a $100 billion investment in teledildonics!

The goal of the fund is obvious: to siphon federal money into the pockets of billionaires.

Based on a one-hit wonder by a Jewish guy singing about Jesus. Norman Greenbaum could never recreate the awesome guitar sound he accidentally achieved for that track by using really cheap equipment. That being said, I _love_ that song!

But, but, but... porn! It understands hand gestures, which is both a pro and a con. Pro: You don't get the equipment sticky. Con: it interprets ANY hand movement as a command...

Meta Reality Labs was losing $13 billion per quarter when I was working there. Zuck hasn't figured out how that whole Return On Investment thing works yet. Renamed the company Meta to emphasize they were focusing on the metaverse, two years later decides, "No, we're an AI company!" because that's what the current marketing buzz word is. (Remember when everything was named "Turbo"?) Can anyone predict what the next big marketing buzz word will be? I predict it will by "sexbots"... somebody has to pick up that huge incel target audience!

There seems to be a correlation between amaloid plaque and Alzheimer's. But nobody has proven whether it is a cause or an effect, and no cures based on reducing the plaque seem to work.

One weird thing they just discovered: lifelong taxi drivers don't get Alzheimer's dementia. Navigating around complicated cities changes the hippocampus, which is the first part of the brain affected by Alzheimer's. I'm worried because I use Google Navigator for literally every trip...