Apple Pay is pretty cool... when it works. My daughter runs into a lot of situations where she can't use it and has to ask me for money. Or maybe she's just pretending it doesn't work to make me pay for her shit... I don't know.

That much caffiene certainly keeps you regular, e.g. once a day after they massive caffiene intake. But I wouldn't say "way more often". I speak from experience; I have a pretty healthy dump every day after a rock star with breakfast. It's only a problem if you're not expecting it.

Why make your own soft tacos when you can always go to Taco Bell? I hear their lettuce is to die for!

Peeing a lot is one of the symptoms of diabetes. Just sayin'...

I drink one RockStar, 240mg of caffiene, every day. I do NOT drink two, because that causes a very uncomfortable elevated heart rate, and I had drunk two the day I fell snowboarding and got a concussion.

Funny how they keep trying to remove the optical drives from the consoles, isn't it? They want control over their customers.

Those guidelines are "Don't do anything unethical unless donne two scoops gets his cut!" Remember how every accusation is actually a confession, and how they acused Biden of taking a cut of every graft?

You mean to tell me that people bet on what will be in donnie dementia's speeches, without bothering to factor in the fact that his speechwriters have advance knowledge of what will be in his speeches? That's INSANE!

No, but on far too many occassions, strange cats have come up, jumped on my lap, and settled in, as if they KNOW I'm allergic to cats!

"But mom... I wanted bigger tits!"

"Shut up, honey, I made sure she could cook. Her dumplings are to die for!"

Can you have makeup sex with a chat bot? Not really the same then, is it?

How much do those mail order bridges cost now? (Asking for a friend!) With my luck, I'd get one of the Temu mail order brides,,,

My cat judges me. AI doesn't. /s

Can I still bring my emotional support bot on the plane with me? She just looks like a sex bot, she's not one, really!

LFP sounds ok too. I belive LFP has better energy density, but Sodium will have lower cost. What I really want Sodium batteries for is my home backup power system. But if we start putting Sodium batteries in cars, used Sodium batteries will be available for home power in a decade, and those batteries are supposed to have a really long lifetime.