My memories of college include feeling lucky if I had enough quarters to do laundry!

Bob? Is that Seymore's brother?

The only defense against a bad AI is a good AI. There has always been an arms race between the hackers and the security consultants; AI just accelerates the pace. Ultimately, we will have to rely on AI to defend us from AI. Better get to training those paranoia AIs, boys... Aren't we already at the point that we need to use an AI to detect AI-generated content?

Like, would you consider your girlfriend having 38% fewer hallucinations to be a big win? (I once had a girlfriend call me up while she was experiencing delirium tremens and describe to me how demons were raping her mom. I told her she was hallucinating. She insisted it was real, she could see it!)

That's not actually the flex you think it is...

Wouldn't use of a WiFi jammer incur a $10,000 fine from the FCC for use of an unlicensed transmitter?

...how often does ChatGPT use Dictionary.com's word of the year, "6-7"?

I wish I had a girlfriend like that... (Not really, I prefer people that challenge me. Maybe someone should train ChatGPT to challenge people.)

People suck.

Maybe they are just reading each other's cookies?

... and Meta _always_ strictly abides by their privacy deals! (See the number of times they have violated their consent decree with the FTC by violating the established privacy rules.)

Trump would use those to go after jaywalkers...

The scrap metal deal would pay about $10,000 for it. Scrap bronze currently sells for $3.05/pound.

"There is no way this plastic we melted into this part could possibly ever melt again!"

Don't give Trump and Musk any ideas!!!