You can tax my digital streaming when you pry it from my cold, dead encrypted data stream!

Those kids will never figure out how to use VPNs!

Einstein said, "God does not play dice with the universe." But in reality, not only does God play dice with the universe, but he lost Earth to the devil in craps game centuries ago! Never gamble with home of your chosen people, sky guy!

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The secret of getting rich is simple: set deals up so that when they fail, someone else eats your losses, but when they succeed, you keep all the profits. That's certainly how Trump made his money, he didn't pay for all his bankruptcies out of his own pocket!

"A Spoonful of Plastic in our Brains" is the name of my Pink Floyd cover band!

Are you saying there is no such thing a "useful hallucinations"???

Not Happy? Which dwarf are they?

They can update the software over the air. But launching something that has a limited orbital life ahead of time is pretty stupid.

So just poison the data. I always tell them I'm a 400 year old lesbian midget, just to screw up their statistics.

To NotOkCupid!

But you still remember 867-5309 perfectly... right? Our brains are weird.

I agree that they will always need a few competent people to fact-check the AI for hallucinations, but 95% of what I do can be done better by an AI. To be honest, half my job is googling for answers to problems or reminders of things I've forgotten.

Oops, I meant Ryan Gosling, obliviously.

Bluetooth chips would be pretty cheap, Still not free, but I basically throw away a bluetooth transmitter/battery/sensor every 10 days... it's called a "continuous glucose monitor".