I got your porta-potty headphones right here! Interesting that they have a gap in the middle for your douche sunglasses, that's a nice touch.

My dad bought me a state-of-the-art pair of $99 Sennheiser Open Air Headphones in 1970, and modified my 8-track boombox by adding a headphone jack, just so he wouldn't have to hear the "n-word bebop" rock music that I listened too. The open air design did provide really good high frequency sound, probably not so good for bass.

Musk did nazi his swasticar failing so badly. Personally, I think the Model Y will become an icon much like the Volkswagen Beetle (also invented my nazis), in that 50 years from now third parties will be selling lots of add-ons and parts to keep them running. A replacement battery pack that doesn't burst into flames would be a no-brainer when the original battery packs start failing. We just need to hit Tesla hard with right-to-repair laws!

My first hard drive was 30MB MFM drive, in a (at the time) state-of-the-art Intel 386 box. The 386 really was a huge improvement of the 286 segmented memory kluge. I still have the drive, but no way to connect it to a computer.

Are they associated with the Islamic Republican Party in Iran?

Next thing you know, they'l be starting a war in the Middle East!

To be fair, Truman started our involvement with Vietnam, although the Repubs seriously escalated it, as Repubs are want to do. (I remember because I lost that argument with my dad when I said the Republicans got us into the Vietnam War.)

Inside job.

What could possibly go wrong?

All my savings are invested in the Bank of Under the Sealy Posturepedic®...

Oh... is that why all my pictures of the moon show it smiling at me? I was a little confused...

TBH, I have about 100 pictures of the moon on my Pixel 5 phone, and most of them do look like they were AI generated.

They have finally implemented that "infinite zoom of grainy pictures" technology we've been seeing on cop shows for decades now!

Glad to see somebody is finally targeting the previously unserved drug dealer market!

Does it FOLD???

"John Marshall has made his decision; now let him enforce it!" is famously, though likely apocryphal, attributed to President Andrew Jackson. President Andrew Johnson was the first president to be impeached. I realize all those old white guys look alike to you, but...

In particular, LEOS are REALLY into beating their significant others, mostly because they think they can get away with it.

You have a phone with a telephoto lens? How does it fit in your pocket??? Pretty sure you would also need a microphone with a parabolic reflector.