Many will think they just didn't understand when in fact there was nothing to understand.

Or, alternatively, many will apply their own ideas of what they heard, and project their desired meaning onto the Word Salad of the Day. Someone spouting a string of self-contradictory non-sequiturs and disconnected half-ideas can suddenly become the prophet of the people, the Everyman saying nothing and also everything that people want to hear.

English is okay, however it can be improved with the hints on this site: https://www.smart-jokes.org/en...

LOL, you didn't even make fun of me for spelling nonsense wrong

Weird, I've always thought they were a German company. Did someone change the matrix? Cause it no longer seems to be true, and probably never. I am confused, coulda sworn my box said "Made in Germany" but no longer have the box.

Attention, all planets of the Solar Federation
We have assumed control
We have assumed control
We have assumed control

I need TP-Link for my bunghole!

Solid German engineering, much better and still reasonably affordable.

The Samsung Galaxy S5 had all the perks, waterproof, ir transmitter, card slot, dual sim (in EU the single sim version was sold), headset jack (no, it doesn't mean the device can't be waterproof), removable battery. Stellar GPS performance, long battery life, hi res display. Oh, and pocketable. And not more expensive than other flagships.

Anchovy is a fruit now? Weird

I'm descended from Vikings, it's part of our culture and semi-required.

I've got the AI-enabled Galaxy S24 Ultra. I've used the AI stuff about twice, one use simply to create a custom wallpaper for the phone. Beyond that, I just don't get the point. Same with the new Copilot AI that's shown up in Windows, not a clue what good it does me. And I curse a lot, so that always gets me the lame "Sorry, I can't continue this conversation" which is ridiculous, not like you're going to hurt a machine's feelings.

Is are parnts lernin?

But it feels so good

That's "sorta" fine - Can steal a lot less data from a browser than an app.