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Comment Clinton and Trump fall off a bridge. Who is saved? (Score 4, Funny) 69

Q: Clinton and Trump fall off a bridge. Who is saved?
A: America.

Q: Clinton and Trump jump off the Empire State building without a parachute. Who hits the ground first?
A: Who cares?

Q: Clinton and Trump fall into the ocean. Who drowns?
A: Neither. Shit floats.

Those two are proof that politics is like a septic tank - the really big chunks float to the top.

Try the fish.

Comment Re:MS Hates Linux (Score 1) 475

The excuse is BS. Microsoft is the cause, by allowing crapware to be bundled in the first place. Also, other OSes manage to get better hardware compatibility out of the box without Microsoft's massive labour force or playing around with drivers suddenly not working.

Any manufacturer can offer an OS, including Windows, without crapware and sell it at a premium price. They could also offer an out-of-the-box option to remove the crapware as part of the first startup process, or at a later date.

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