"In Vegas they purposely make people walk though the casinos to get to the famous buffet restaurants"

In grocery stores they put the milk and dairy at the back of the store for the same reason.

...then the Orange Hemorrhoid pisses all over it.

> People watched the AI clip to the end? It can't be that bad.

Maybe because they were titillated, not because they believed it real.

has a temperature of a staggering 18 million degrees Fahrenheit (10 million degrees Celsius). That's around 1,800 times hotter than the surface of the sun...

I assume this isn't temperature in the usual sense we think of it, as while individual particles may be hot as hell, they are disbursed thinly enough to not pose a heat problem to say a spaceship. Thus, maybe this needs a more practical unit of measure of temperature that factors in density. (It may be a tricky radiation hazard, though.)

>At worst my eating experience could be as bland as eating at McDonald's,

err, that's worse than being hospitalized for food poisoning?

>(dying temporarily reduces the speed to a lower level).

It's been decades, but I don't remember dye packets being something you could pick up in pacman. And how would you apply one once you had it?

If government policy is the only reason an investment is profitable and no economic reason for it exists outside of that policy, then that investment is in trouble when the policy changes.

I thought that was self-evident?

I hope that you either find peace, or that otherwise that your inevitable suicide is painless.

50k State Farm commercials

in fairness, the return trip doesn't seem to be anything to write, err, get home about . . .

>I'd also figure it's less expensive to have a successful launch than it
>is to blow them up before they launch.

eh, that depends upon how corrupt^h^h^h^h^h^h^h good your accountant is.

not to mention the astronauts!

No, these are axolotl.

The Spiderman villain becomes *you*, and you end up in a tank.

Doesn't anyone read their Cortazar anymore?

[shakes head]

>We evolved instead to just cover the problem up ASAP with some
>protective stuff and get back to grubbing around to keep ourselves alive.

Translation: grandpa became useless, and so we ate him. :_)

hawk

the obvious solution is to separate the two links with a semicolon!