YOU don't know what you are talking about b/c YOU are from China & live in singapore & travel the asian pacific...gaypk

Find something constructive to do for once. Go masturbate with a dildo. Eat some pagpag. Don't pretend you're an american because you are fake & gay & you sound like a RETARD thinking you know something. YOU are never going to get laid & will ALWAYS be a ne'er-do-well...GayPK

YOU are obviously being paid by China to promote 80%+ pro-China rhetoric. They WILL chemically castrate & reeducate you when you return to the motherland.

Pick a sport. Lose some weight, you large, hairy boar without tusks or balls.

P.S. => Provide your home address IMMEDIATELY so that we may provide you with the dildo which you must masturbate...GayPK

Hola Damien "Fat Boar" Lee! ...or might I just say NI HAO instead, lol ...GayPK

Still wondering why YOU are so obsessed with American politics.

YOU are an active homosexual with AIDS (GRID) and are prancing around as if nothing were wrong. What's WRONG is that you are wrong. Please go see the nearest medical practicioner and ask for the nitrogen capsule. As you spent a few years of your childhood in canadia, we all know you can make things happen! Strike now while the iron is hot...gaypk

You know my favorite lube to request at the hospital? KY Jelly. But I think it wouldn't be nearly enough for you. As another commenter has pointed out here, you literally inject GUTTER OIL with a syringe into your rectum and then plug it up with a DIVACUP. The back pressure is just enough to let it leak through the little hole and keep you "wet" until it clogs up with faeces. Buddy, a SOLDERING IRON won't help in this case. If I were you, I would go in for gender reassignment to have the small intestine cauterized so no fudge can be packed. When the doc gives you a weird look, demand the NITROGEN CHAMBER...Gaypk

Short of that, you need to mind your health and pick lubes better.

Are you SURE you want to be eating raccoon droppings out of a dumpster in Manila fried in oil from the 1940s collected from some ship's transformer?

I would not do that in a million years!

It is henceforth recommended you use ONLY petroleum jelly mixed thoroughly with "Icy Hot" (as mentioned in someone's earlier post) which has the best compatibility with the Divacup and your rubber toys.

As an added bonus, we'll mix some up for you and you can inject it, free of charge, just please post your residential address below! I'm not even joking. Free. Of. Charge...GAYPK

P.S. => You can use "Icy Hot" itself as a warming lube but it dries up fast, so you must mix petrolatum (Vaseline) with it for best results...GayPK

Hey D a m i e n L e e what makes you think it is T3h Ru55i@nZ? Get another parasite from sucking your fling's feces ridden dong? We know that kind of life you live in S i n g a p o r e ....gaypk

I saw you have a food blog but have not been able to locate it YET. It is unsurprising one of your reviews is of pagpag. Do they really not pay you enough per diem to get REAL food? Did you REALLY have to ration your resources and eat pagpag so you could afford bubble tea? I can just picture you eating fermented trash like a raccoon but in your case it's refried literally in GUTTER OIL, lol. I had to look that one up. There was a user claiming you are eating refried rubbish that was fried in old transformer oil. Which is VERY hazardous. If you rub old transformer oil on your skin it is so mutagenic it makes your skin turn dark. This is an explanation for your complexion, lol. You are such a pig you get GUTTER OIL all over your skin when you are feeding at the trough like a Vietnamese Pot Belly pig lol...GayPK

Is this what the Diva Cup is for? Are you trying to keep the giver's penis from coming in contact with the GUTTER OIL slime in your large intestines? Valiant of you but there's nobody on fridae who will agree to sodomize a landwhale that eats pagpag...GayPK

Our committee may soon retract our offer of the dildo because of your GRID infection (your days ARE numbered anyway) and your lack of acknowledgement of our generosity. You could AT LEAST say thank you once in a while even if you don't take us up on out offer...GayPK

P.S. => Stop eating BUNKER OIL & look at where it came from the next time you are in Pattaya. The Manila Bay salvage operation means FUEL OIL or TRANSFORMER OIL. The BUNKER OIL is literally 1940s vintage unrefined Diesel Fuel. Even if mixed down with normal SEWER OIL to create the GUTTER OIL you're going to die of it. Soon. Very soon. Death. Damien Gongzhu Lee, we need your home address one way or another and a date and time when you will be available. Don't leave us hanging unless that is the way YOU want to go...gaypk

Mr. Damien...

Why are YOU so interested in politics on a continent you don't even live on? Slashdotters are VERY concerned about you...GayPK

I am also concerned about you & dug up some alarming info while looking for YOUR address so we can chip in and then can mail a Bad Dragon dildo to you. I found you frequent a blogging site and buy Divacups and Lunettes. In one post, you say you use it in the rectum and it was plugged up with feces. Then you think you can melt the feces out with a soldering iron? I had to look that one up but deep fried asian street food & frozen yogurt fermented in a ruminant's digestive tract Will. Not. Melt. ...gaypk

Why are you putting the Divacup in there? If you don't have a piece of fishing line attached like a tampon string, it will *eventually* become lost in your large intestine or second stomach if you forget about it & take an enema...gaypk

A better idea is a buttplug or a dildo with a flared base. We want you to be safe because we care about you. You're still welcome to pick something from JT's Stockroom, but we have expanded the offer to include Bad Dragon. The aforementioned toys are MY recommendation based on research. There is a tentacle available, but we know how much you hate zipperheads as you're a full blooded chicom.

P.S. => You know this already, but don't use silicone or water based lubes with silicone. Use only Vaseline (petrolatum) mixed THOROUGHLY with Bengay...GayPK

Damien Lee:

You are a big fat piggy & need to lay off the asian fast food. Getting bao as a topping on your shrimp flavoured frozen yogurt is unacceptable. If you aren't paying for sports, you should be playing sports...GayPK

You are going to have complications from "Teh beetus" just like creimer if you don't start playing sports and lose some weight. We aren't talking about watersports either. Your golden showers are enough to empty *any* fridae friends list, lol. We didn't kill creimer but he is one less slashdotter who could potentially end up on our list. We are waiting patiently to order you a gift--and this is out of our pockets--of a dildo which you still have not decided on...gaypk

You should come to america some day and see what capitalism looks like. Otherwise, you should return to China and be a janitor with a flip phone with a phone number with a bunch of 4's in it. Not like you were going to get any action from the ladies anyway, lol...gaypk

P.S. => How's that fecal turd you pooped out at age 10 doing in grad school? How could a turd even get into grad school? Did you make him look like an african so he could step in front of the Whites & asians in a US school? We're all still awaiting a response, homo...GayPK

P.P.S. => Tell us what dildo you want already & your home address so we can close out our books.

Melinda Gates just like her "ex" hubby is a eugenicist....GayPK

BíZXdot is purely here for paid promotions & anything the WEF wants promoted they will promote here to create "social media buzz" just like how they promoted Bill Gates liking pickleball last year. Nobody cares but keep them in the spotlight. Bill "Vax Genocide" Gaytes used to have a borg logo and now we are supposed to praise him since slashDEAD was purchased, lol...gaypk

The only active users here are Damien Lee who pretends to have had a "kid" at age 10 and pretends to be an american and amimojo who is another flaming homosexual. Old users have been dropping like flies. My team paid poperatzo, fermion, spun, and several others to get many boostaz & they "R" all dead now, LoL.

P.S. => Ethanol-fueled we killed with methanol many years back and it was romantic seeing that goon go...gaypk

Bruh, do you think pushing for legislation is going to do anything useful?

And I quote: "when the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) passed a law requiring their use."
According to high schooler sodomite BeauHD, the unelected "council" of NHTSA now creates laws. Or better yet, has been for 50 years now. Not Congress. Not you. So by fiat, Joe Brainless (who is controlled by Barry O'Dingo Soetoro btw) creates laws....GayPK

P.S. => The government does not care about your well-being. They want you dead...gaypk

Damien, I suggest you find yourself a Friedrich Engels & get him 2 fund you so you can write a New Das Kapital in your native tongue of Mandarin...GayPK

Damien, still wondering where we stand with the dildo. Just need your mailing address. Don't make this hard on us, or for every hurdle you set in front of us, we will remove another gland. Start with the lymph nodes. The prostate is fair game. Yea, would be only our "Gramme of Flesh" but everyone knows how much enjoyment you get from the butt-play. How did you give birth to your kid? Go on & answer that, Damien. You gave birth to a kid at age 10 or so but won't tell us anything about it. Were you RAPED in a bathhouse and pooped out Mr. Hankey and sent a dried piece of excrement covered in cum & HIV to grad skool? Inquiring minds want to know...gaypk.

Be forewarned that you are going to have the same fate as PopeRatzo, spun, fermion and Ethanol-fueled amongst others. We have ended no lives in 2024, at least not me. The onionsite link is too long to post here and is filtered out, but we got our agent now. AmiMoJo is higher on the list, but your ranking is going up, piggy.

P.S. => If you make us buy too much monero, we are going to harvest your organs to recover our costs. Stop resisting...gaypk

D a m i e n L e e said:

thanks to some market manipulation by *one* whale.

Talking about ourselves, are we Damien le Sperm Whale? You mentioned just yesterday that you have a "kid"...gaypk

We are all curious as to how a sperm whale in his early 40s could have a "kid" that has gone through grad school & is in its upper 20s. You are, one, GAY , and two, would have had to have this "kid" when you were like 10 or 15. Please explain how your imaginary "kid" works. You don't need to dox it, but some explanation on how this "kid" came to be would be appreciated because we all know you ARE A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR ...GayPK

We are on to you & have your IPv4 address. Nice stunt you pulled there.

P.S. => Why are you dodging the free dildo? Don't tell us you already have it in your collection because we gave you the option to pick any good dildo at JT's Stockroom...GayPK

Bravo. Hahaha. In fact, BRAVISSIMO! $20 SGD is like $15 USD. The authorities wish to have a word with you, Mr Lee...GayPK

YOU and I BOTH know what you "listen" to: pro-homosexual podcasts. There is something deeply wrong with you & you are a P A T H O L O G I C A L liar . We tried to help but you rejected us wholesale. The dildo you could of used in secrecy, but you insist on being "Slashdot's Beloved Asian Queer"...gaypk

Come back home to Communist China, Damien. We will grant you clemency & promise to not kill you if you just Turn Yourself In. You will need to be medicated & reeducated but you could be the lovechild of Slashdot and the representative for this website. The chance is yours, but we warn you that your fate will be much like that of PopeRatzo and fermion. They were given their chances and did not heed our warning.

P.S. => It's not even courage. It's survival instinct that will keep you alive. Please post your personal address below so that we can mail you the dildo...GayPK

mdsolar is a THIEF & a PEDOPHILE...gaypk

We ran him off slashdot nearly a decade ago for being a SOLYNDRA SHILL. There was no more of a ne'er-do-well here than mdsolar spewing false "NIMBY" FUD, and good riddance! gaypk

Slashdot is now plagued with communist & homosexual troll rsilvergun (GreaterTroll his alt...now BANNED thanks to me). rsilvergun is being paid by the Chinese Communist Party in the motherland to promote bigotry & totalitarian ideals throughout SE Asia where he expatriated to. How many Damien Lee's are in Singapore is the problem now. We don't want to get the wrong guy, lol.

P.S. => We offered him any dildo he could want for FREE to go away, and he didn't even bother because his collection is so big...GayPK

Attention care of Damien Lee:

I am worried about your mental well-being & want to help. I feel bad for the demise of poperatzo (lol, j/k) and Ethanol-Fueled when my team convinced him to do suicide (which he pulled off!)...GayPK

It is well understood that sexual well-being is a core tenet of being a human with a will to survive. Hence, we chipped in and are offering to purchase you ANY of these realistic dildos, free of charge:
https://stockroom.com/collections/realistic-dildos
We know YOU need to have an outlet & it is always better than risking more STD's even though you already have AIDS, lol...GAYpk

Just reply here and let us know what you want and put your home address in the response.

P.S. => I would recommend the Vixskin Silicone Strap-On Dildo, Vanilla to feel what it is like to have an American inside you since you don't live there...GayPK

Exactly. Having lived in the "Communist Country of the Fruit and Nut Republic" (which we all called, lol) the rates go all over the place subject to the whims of the manipulators & politicians. Look at any headline on slashdot. Someone buys the stories to be run here for SEO manipulation...gaypk

This is why I moved back to Texas and work for an ISP now. We can't stop slashdot but we can vote with our feet & leave the states of cuckoldry. Opportunities to install my hosts file virus have expanded LITERALLY a hundred fold now...GayPK

I shall convey the basics to you. Catastrophic things happen all the times and are usually brought upon us by the plague that is called the "jiggaboo". I used to operate an excavator aroiund Dunwoody, GA a decade go. Think 2012. We called before we dug, had everything marked, and went ahead and dug, lol. We hit an obvious unmarked fiber line and kept going. Who wouldn't? we did due diligence. Come to find out, we just cut through a black line, LOL. In the middle of an URBAN area (Peachree-Dunwoody or Ashwood-Dunwoody IIRC, been a while), we had PERMISSION to go, so we did. Twenty minutes later, there was a Black Hawk with a GIANT spot lite pointing right at us...........gaypk

Muh boss got a call minutes later. Someone pretending to be an authority flipped out and cussed him out. Guess what happened? My boss was an ex Marine and threatened to have him FIRED. After that, the details were murky, but the boss got too much attention. The vans came in, and they were splicing unmarked fiber. They kept going and kept a supervisor there and said we could not dig there anymore. Well, that made our project impossible, but it came from my boss we would be doing something else and now had two days off. Everyone knew it was a black operation, we did what we could do, but at the end of the day, what do you do? Let them have their way.....Gaypk

No power for the soltuon, one guy walked off the jobsite, everyone had a story, and I resigned so I could report it all to infowars but to no avail. They didn't bother resonding and I should have just done my thing and CONTINUED supporting the system by just keeping calm and chiving on...GayPK