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"Sup? If you aren't here, why not?" (Score:1)

by Blackneto ( 516458 ) writes:

cause 503's in the hizzouse!
- Re:"Sup? If you aren't here, why not?" (Score:2)
  
  by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
  
  Damn straight!
- Re:"Sup? If you aren't here, why not?" (Score:2)
  
  by ncc74656 ( 45571 ) * writes:
  
  cause 503's in the hizzouse!
  
  FWIW, /. seems to have gotten better in the last day or so. Pages are still misformatted a good bit of the time, but at least I'm not getting nearly as many 50x errors.
- Re:"Sup? If you aren't here, why not?" (Score:2)
  
  by Organized Konfusion ( 700770 ) writes:
  
  I have hardly ever seen 503 errors on slashdot maybe I am just lucky!
Are you implying you typed in all those names? (Score:1)

by wheany ( 460585 ) writes:

Are you implying you typed in all those names? Because I know you cheated and just copy-and-pasted them from your friends list.
- Re:Are you implying you typed in all those names? (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  Dude....it was a lot harder than you might think. So yeah, I pretty much typed in all those names.
  
  (It's been 12 seconds since you last successfully posted. You last posted to btlzu2. Something about being all up in the hizzy so deep it cries...or something.
  
  Whatever man, just click the submit button a bunch and get all frustrated that you can type faster than a drunk monkey typing with it's dick)
  
  ((And it's still not gonna let me post. This is the single most annoying thing in the world. Josh, if you
  - Re:Are you implying you typed in all those names? (Score:1)
    
    by dthable ( 163749 ) writes:
    
    you can type faster than a drunk monkey typing with it's dick
    
    I don't really want to know what your high school typing teacher thought of you, mmmkay.
  - Typing faster (Score:2)
    
    by Ra5pu7in ( 603513 ) writes:
    
    Actually, I find that particular rule to be the worst because anyone who bothers to type their comment elsewhere (for spelling and grammar checking), then copy it over gets slapped for not taking a decent amount of time to type it. (Yes, that's me when I know my comment will be longer than a paragraph or two.)
    
    (Albeit I suppose the reason for the time limit is to stop the spammers who insert pretyped text and submit repeatedly. Yet another thing ruined by scum.)
    
    Scum-->Scam-->Spam (change one lette
- Re:Are you implying you typed in all those names? (Score:2)
  
  by Organized Konfusion ( 700770 ) writes:
  
  I ate too much and now I am sleepy
Well don't I feel special (Score:2)

by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:

A little old shout out, just for me*!!!! Thanks Em!

*And about 5,000 other fuckers.
- Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  hey man, it's all about you.
  
  Here is your special shout out:
  
  btlzu2 up in da hizzy. He so far up in dis fat bloated beotch we call slashdot that it be cryin.
  
  (and this is the part of the show where I bitch about the 2 minute warning...are we there yet?)
  - Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:2)
    
    by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:
    
    I hate that fucking 2 minute warning, they should just keep on playing. I mean, what's so special about the last two minutes?
    
    Thanks for the shout out. I don't quite understand Ebonics though, but I think it was a nice thing. ;)
  - Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:2)
    
    by M.C. Hampster ( 541262 ) writes:
    
    Now we all need our individualized shout-outs. Of course, if we all get them, then the specialness wears out...
    - Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:1)
      
      by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
      
      to my favorite hamster, M C Hamster.
      
      You da hamster, man!
      
      OMG, it's been 9 seconds since you last posted. Please sit idly while we make you wait, you little slashhead.
      
      BUT WAIT! There's more! It's been 1 minute since you last successfully posted. Rot in hell for one minute, TACO.
- Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:2)
  
  by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:
  
  At least he put you near the beginning. I just feel like a bit of an afterthought.
  - Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:2)
    
    by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:
    
    You should have named yourself "A Woman" and you would've been fine. It's all in the name there Shaniqua.
  - Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:2)
    
    by turg ( 19864 ) * writes:
    
    I guess that makes me the afterafterthought.
    - Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:1)
      
      by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
      
      Sheesh.
      
      tough crowd.
      - Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:2)
        
        by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:
        
        [urkel]Did I do that?[/urkel]
    - Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:2)
      
      by trmj ( 579410 ) writes:
      
      woohoo! i made the afterbutbeforeturgafterthought list!
  - Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:1)
    
    by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
    
    Here.
    
    Feel special.
- Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:2)
  
  by Organized Konfusion ( 700770 ) writes:
  
  Em is a big bad pimp sandwich, rolled up with a side can of woop ass.
  - Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:2)
    
    by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:
    
    With a toothpick through an olive on top? :)
    - Re:Well don't I feel special (Score:1)
      
      by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
      
      damn straight.
      
      With spicy mustard on the side, homey.
Oh, I getcha... (Score:2)

by WIAKywbfatw ( 307557 ) writes:

Put me right near the bottom of your list, why don't you? Elitist-alphabetical-order-listing so-and-so...

I tell ya, when the day of reckoning comes, and W is restored to it's rightful place at the start of the alphabet, my name will be king of the hill...
- Re:Oh, I getcha... (Score:2)
  
  by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
  
  Hah! I'm to go all religious on you and say the last shall be first. [childrensermons.com]
  Cheers,
  Ethelred
Damn... (Score:1)

by N473 ( 183700 ) * writes:

guess I didn't rate. At least shout out to my alter ego, BAS has more history than this account :-)
- Re:Damn... (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  shout out to teh b1g 4553d 5p0r|....in 1337 no less.
  
  Lucky you.
Riiight.... (Score:1)

by redhead-kitten ( 775093 ) writes:

Like it matters where you are in the listings.
When I got married I went from the beginning of the alphabet to almost the end. I found it was better because during roll call in college you had more time to come up with a smart ass answer. (yes, I was that kind of a girl in school)
^_^
*sniff* (Score:2)

by Nidhogg ( 161640 ) writes:

I'm touched man. Really.
d00d! (Score:1)

by Pirogoeth ( 662083 ) writes:

A personal shout-out from Em! Now I've got the motivation I needed to make it through the rest of my day!

Thanks, man!
- Re:d00d! (Score:1)
  
  by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
  
  []you're welcome
  []don't mention it
  []please resubmit your statement, mozilla (ahem, Slashdot) did not render it right
  [X]no problem, d00d.
  [X]have a nice day.
hi (Score:2)

by Abm0raz ( 668337 ) writes:

bye
I'm not here yet (Score:1)

by daniil ( 775990 ) writes:

But i'm on my way (to godhood).
Uhm... (Score:2)

by DaytonCIM ( 100144 ) * writes:

hey.
I'm here (Score:2)

by SiliconJesus ( 1407 ) * writes:

Just keeping the house down. We had a fun morning fixing an apache problem (we made a change to the production environment, that took down said production environment).
Hmm? (Score:2)

by ryanr ( 30917 ) * writes:

"I bet you're all wondering why I've called you here today..."
- Running story? (Score:2)
  
  by Oculus Habent ( 562837 ) * writes:
  
  "As you all know, the company has had some difficult financial issues this last year. We've been forced to make some difficult decisions to compensate. Starting tomorrow..."
  - Re:Running story? (Score:1)
    
    by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) * writes:
    
    we in management have decided to forego our raises and bonuses for the foreseeable future* so this company will have the capital to....
    
    ---------
    *a man can dream, can't he?
    - Re:Running story? (Score:2)
      
      by rdewald ( 229443 ) * writes:
      
      max out it's donations to the Republican Party, the Club for Growth, and Bush-Cheney '04. We've learned a thing or two from Halliburton, and we're looking forward to a rise in everyone's boat as we buy some real influence in DC.
      
      Bob Fleckman, our CFO, has a few words he's like to add. Bob?
      - Re:Running story? (Score:2)
        
        by Oculus Habent ( 562837 ) * writes:
        
        Thanks, Roger. Many of you konw I've been putting in a number of late hours which, as a salaried employee, I absolutely hate doing. Well, I'm here to tell you about where my free labor went! In the last two weeks alone, I've been able to divert almost 22% of our net profits to...
Oh hell yea! (Score:2)

by JVert ( 578547 ) writes:

I'm not a rap fan, but I think everyone knows this song.

You really don't understand do you?
Hey man, don't you know
In order for us to make this thing work
We gotta get rid of the gnaa, and the first post, and then start
All over agian clean

TACO you crazy!

Once again
The mighty 503 page commitin mass denial
we aint servin for shit and we aint fixen it
So, Dr. Taco BLAST their subnet geek

Rat-tap-tap-tap late at night with my CAPS
One the screens of of SD
Wondering where the crapfloods at
Search for it, looking for
This week I have mosty been (Score:2)

by Organized Konfusion ( 700770 ) writes:

in Devon* [statistics.gov.uk], Bristol [wikipedia.org] and Cornwall [rdfweb.org]**

* not safe for 56k
** these are all random google searches
Hi Em (Score:1)

by jawtheshark ( 198669 ) * writes:

Sure I'm here, but they now closed down internet for me at work. The guy that gave me his password became paranoid because apparently they are going to monitor usage.
I wonder how they are going to do that, because when I plug in my iBook configured to DHCP, I can just surf fine. It's a friggin router, I tell ya! But what do I know.
So, now: only internet at home, where I usually hang out with SmilingGirl, not posting that much. ;-)
- Re:Hi Em (Score:1)
  
  by andr0meda ( 167375 ) writes:
  
  I wonder how they are going to do that, because when I plug in my iBook configured to DHCP, I can just surf fine. It's a friggin router, I tell ya! But what do I know.
  ..some routers can be configured to block connections based on mac address ranges..
  - Re:Hi Em (Score:1)
    
    by jawtheshark ( 198669 ) * writes:
    
    Of course they can. I know that and have known that for a loooong time. However, they don't. After all, plugging in the iBook worked.
    There is no form of authentication (except the NT Domain, but I only need TCP/IP for internet connection). In the case of the iBook they can only see that a machine with a certain IP is connecting to the internet. For them it must look like a "ghost" machine somewhere
    Also: don't forget that the MAC address of your NIC can be changed ;-) I only need the MAC address o
I got jacked (Score:2)

by red5 ( 51324 ) writes:

My laptop got jacked so when I moved into my new flat I didn't see the point of getting an internet connection. red5 is unpluged.
HELP!!!! (Score:2)

by GeckoFood ( 585211 ) * writes:

The cravings have set in! I want an apple! Please please please please can I have one? Just one, I promise. PLEASE????!!
Fingers akimbo & head-tilt (Score:2)

by BlackHat ( 67036 ) writes:

n/t
I here, really I am (Score:2)

by bubblegoose ( 473320 ) * writes:

I haven't been replaced by one of Sam's perl scripts yet.

Just really busy, summer and all.
magic act (Score:1)

by dominator2010 ( 735220 ) writes:

I didn't make it on the list, but that damn dominator2000 did. And you know what? Then that jerk dominator2000 just up and disappeared, because slashdot told me they couldn't find him.

Ok, so while my little sarcastic act that was supposed to be funny and probably ended up getting excuted all wrong does help prove a point for Em and disproves whoever else it was that tried to show Em up. So yes, Em did type all those in and didn't just cut and paste. So in your face.

And as Chris from the family guy sai
Why Not? (Score:2)

by Richard M. Nixon ( 697603 ) writes:

Sup? If you aren't here, why not?

I don't know, you tell me?

Dude, you asked for more foes, so I foed you.
I thought that's what you wanted.

But did you return the friendship? No

You could have at least foed me.

You've made me the loneliest president evar.

Except for that utter loser we have in the White House right now.
And don't even think about compairing him to me.

Or if you do, how about in a poll....

If you were forced to vote for either George W Bush or Richard Milhous Nixon, who would you vote for?
Don't Read Slashdot at work... (Score:2)

by cyranoVR ( 518628 ) * writes:

Since I got promoted last month, I resolved to become More Productive (tm). Step 1 of that plan was "no more reading slashdot at work." Hence, you don't hear from me that often.

However, I do download both the front page and journal.pl (latest entries) to my palm and skim those on the commute home...if something perks my interest, then, well, here I am.

Added benefit: more frequent mod points!

BTW...what's this I hear about all the "503's?"
Yo! Here! (Score:2)

by PotatoHead ( 12771 ) * writes:

What's happening? Me? Not too much right now. It's hot & I'm a bit lazy at the moment.

Shouts back!
Last Post (Score:2)

by $$$$$exyGal ( 638164 ) writes:

Thanks for thinking of me, first. Have a great day.

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