You mean the same India that invented the freakin' Kama Sutra?!

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Oh sure, let's make the phone even bigger and heavier...

Unless they detect an iPhone or iPad. Or almost any other device from the last few years.

The ability to replace batteries are gone, because thin devices.

I'd rather have the ability to know the speed of the connection with a setting that the user could set himself to override this web-readable value.

The user is on a slow connection? Send regular DPI photos which are highly compressed, bandwidth is more important than quality.
The user is on a fast connection and I detect a HiDPI display? Send HiDPI photos that are compressed but preserved quality.

Want to preserve your monthly quota and/or load pages faster? Override this setting and tell websites you're on a slow connection.

Hello there, Grand Theft Internet Guy. - Siri

Le p'tit paquet d'biscuits sans sel, sans sucre, sans agents et sans goût, c'est 100 piasses! -François Pérusse

It doesn't even have ELECTROLYTES!

This Soylent Green tastes funny... Oh look, the box says "May contain clowns".

It's already here but I don't think that's what you meant.

RS:AR?

Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Although there's a cool video on YouTube where a MacBook Air fell out of a two-seater airplane, but was still functional when it was found on the ground.

Well, duh. Why do you think it's called MacBook Air?

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