At least Macbook Pro's aren't potentially deadly
Depends on how hard you bash Phil Schiller in the head with one.
No love for systemd???
Probably a new fleshlight HW module under development by Lennart.
Stop parroting Apple's head PR guy.
Wait! There's a guy at Apple in charge of who gives/gets head? Does he decide on time of day, locations & frequency as well? Whats the salary?
Internet of Never updated, Easily Pwn3d Things,
this should be your signature
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are real good, you will get out of it.