Covfefe

Actually, AI hallucinations could explain a lot of the random stuff we hear being spewed by the president.

By our powers COMBINED!

Somewhere, Chris Cornell is hearing about this story and smiling.

He's never seen her face.

He was busy that day helping Ms. Sanchez pick the right size for her new bigger boobs.

Which may be the one thing about this whole situation that cheeses Donald Trump off the most...

Alternatively: "I'm old and unlikely to see the worst of it anyway, so please keep giving me billions."

Yeah this project has nothing to do with security... it's just the Ubuntu developers are REALLY REALLY tired of hearing the FSF folks say "it's GNU Linux" every time they turn around.

Yup, that was actually was I was going to do next.

Funny thing, though. After I eventually let go of the power button (it may have even been 2 minutes that I'd kept it depressed) with the intent of physically unplugging that box - the progress bar finally started moving, and the machine installed the various updates which it had staged.

We bought some Dell towers last year where even the long press of the power button can apparently be overridden by software.

I was updating several dozen of them using fwupdmgr (followed by a reboot), but one of them never completed the update after rebooting. I gave it 24+ hours, after which it was still showing a firmware update progress bar (at 0%). At that point, despite the on-screen warning, I decided it was time to power it off. Well, I ended up holding that button down for more than 60 seconds without the machine ever shutting off (or visibly changing state at all). I assume this is a safety feature to prevent people from interrupting a firmware update...

I'm sure you're making a joke, but I'm not sure what the punch line is supposed to be.

That's storage ("disk" space), of course. It's only got 16GB of RAM.

[human clerk] Felix, Felix, Felix, Felix... but then suddenly we're talking about some mystery person named Carson who "handle[s] the physical work". So Felix doesn't do the physical work?

You'd think that Slashdot, with its current practice of including almost all of an article in the "summary", could include some sort of introduction to any new characters.

Not to mention that, in a month or two, we'll probably learn that credit card info from the ticket purchase was somehow "mistakenly" tied to this database and was also exposed. And, in addition...

... but it's unclear whether the data had already been copied or abused.

Don't worry, I'm sure these researchers were the first to discover this. :rolleyes:

All of them at once? That'd take one hellacious car crash...