Let Goofy Track Your Children 291
Rio writes "The Walt Disney Company unveiled a new wireless phone service that allows parents to track their children on a map using Global Positioning System technology, according to Local 6 News. The new "family friendly" service, called Disney Mobile, allows parents to decide who their children can call and when, the report said. The phone service will launch in June and has not been priced yet."
coming next (Score:5, Funny)
Good ol' Steve (Score:4, Funny)
Just waiting for the rants about people should be looking after their children...not technology.
Oh great.... (Score:5, Funny)
This will be GREAT! (Score:5, Funny)
The End
Re:So I guess... (Score:5, Funny)
This changes the meaning of the acronym entirely. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:So I guess... (Score:4, Funny)
I for one... (Score:3, Funny)
Forget the queue, get one of those "later" passes (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Disney Mobile phones in Iraq? (Score:5, Funny)
I wouldn't like to see one of them blow...
Re:So I guess... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So I guess... (Score:5, Funny)
1. Tell parents that they'll be over at billy's house for a while
2. Parents see child over at billys house on thier GPS system.
3. Kid leaves phone on doorstep of Billy's house, proceeds to go to the overpass to drop rocks on cars.
4. Cops show up at door with child.
5. Child spends the next week in the bathroom trying trying to crap out my shoe.
6. Child never pulls that stunt again.
7. Child tells the story to his grandkids of the time he tried to pull a fast one on his Dad and ended up passing a size 11 Nike Field General...
Works for me.
Re:coming next (Score:5, Funny)
The next (logical?) step? (Score:2, Funny)
Young Jack (Score:4, Funny)
"Can't do it! He must have turned off the phone and removed the battery"
"Damn it!"
Re:Q: Why did Mickey split up with Minnie? (Score:3, Funny)
Mickey & Minnie are in divorce court. The judge looks at Mickey and asks him, "You want to divorce Minnie, because she is insane?"
Mickey replies, "I never said she was insane, I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Re:Good ol' Steve (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The next (logical?) step? (Score:3, Funny)
Wally? How come everytime we go to Larry's house mom and pop head straight to the bedroom?
Geez Beav, I don't know. But I bet Eddie might.
In Soviet Russia (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This will be GREAT! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Obvious problem... (Score:3, Funny)
this service and starts to use it on men.
Re:Typical ignorant response. (Score:3, Funny)
It's not really that difficult to track your kid.. (Score:4, Funny)
Uh, wait a second... (Score:2, Funny)