Gates Mocks MIT's $100 Laptop 816
QuietLagoon writes 'Reuters is reporting that Bill Gates is making fun of the one laptop per child initiative to revolutionize how the world's children are educated. 'The last thing you want to do for a shared use computer is have it be something without a disk ... and with a tiny little screen,' Gates said at the Microsoft Government Leaders Forum in suburban Washington. 'Hardware is a small part of the cost' of providing computing capabilities, he said, adding that the big costs come from network connectivity, applications and support. 'If you are going to go have people share the computer, get a broadband connection and have somebody there who can help support the user, geez, get a decent computer where you can actually read the text and you're not sitting there cranking the thing while you're trying to type,' Gates said.'
The value of a dollar (Score:4, Funny)
And in other news, victims of Hurricane Katrina have finally returned to New Orleans to find that places of business have shut down and their homes have been destroyed.
When asked how he felt about people that are homeless, Bill Gates commented, "Their house got destroyed? So why don't they just buy another one? Boy, some people are just stupid!"
Gates then proceded to laugh at a little boy who's family was on welfare. "He was so skinny! Why didn't he just eat something? Boy, some people are just stupid".
He then wiped his ass with a 100 dollar bill and lit it on fire in front of a blue-collar laborer.
For real (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I would criticize Gates.. (Score:5, Funny)
Said Gates... (Score:5, Funny)
You forgot to add "from his Windows CE powered PDA IM message"
Re:Throwing Stones (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Education starts only with opportunity (Score:5, Funny)
Pretty sure that's not from the Bible.
No, that was more, "teach a man to replicate fish...".
No Kidding (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Education starts only with opportunity (Score:5, Funny)
give a man a match, his hand will be warm for 0.37 second. Set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.
back on topic "adding that the big costs come from network connectivity, applications and support."
Re:Education starts only with opportunity (Score:3, Funny)
That's why I think all of the vaccination efforts around the world as such BS: people need to help themselves not wait for some handout from the rich, and if some of them die in the meantime, well, that makes it easier of the rest of the people around them. A multi-disease vaccination shot for under $5? Why? It will just teach people not to help themselves.
Ditto for clean water efforts, and, really, all public infrastructure projects. Infrastructure and the good health to use it doesn't create opportunities, people do.
Pretty much, other people are stupid and don't even know what's best for them, so I'm not going to make any efforts to help them at all until they start to get smart. The poor don't need help. They need a backbone.
Re:Education starts only with opportunity (Score:5, Funny)
No, the version in the bible goes something like: "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, give a man religion and he'll starve to death while praying for fish."
=Smidge=
Re:Hypocrites (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, it is. (I think I just proved my point!)
Windows 3W (3rd World Edition) (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Education starts only with opportunity (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Education starts only with opportunity (Score:5, Funny)
Give a man a fish, and he'll have fish for dinner. Teach him to fish, and you've just blown away your entire fuckin' marketbase.
(or something to that effect...)
It's IMPORTANT (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Education starts only with opportunity (Score:2, Funny)
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day... Teach a man to fish and he'll bore you for a lifetime"
more funny to me due to personal experience maybe,
oh and : Gates your Wrong!! (see i am still ontopic)
Re:Of course he's mocking the idea (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:Education starts only with opportunity (Score:5, Funny)
All this, of course, benefits society.
Re:Education starts only with opportunity (Score:4, Funny)
Adage revisited... (Score:5, Funny)
Build a man a fire, and he is warm today.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
Re:Education starts only with opportunity (Score:5, Funny)
Sure, just ask the Cornell French Lit major currently engaged in making your copies at Kinkos.
Oh! (Score:3, Funny)
But now that I see Bill Gates doesn't like it.
So it now has my full endorsement.
Re:For real (Score:1, Funny)
Just include a small electric motor, then you can plug that into the wall and have it turn the crank for you.
Re:Education starts only with opportunity (Score:2, Funny)
Teach a man how to fish, and he'll ask if roe is on the exam.
Re:Education starts only with opportunity (Score:3, Funny)
"Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you will not have to listen to his incessant whining about how hungry he is."
Re:Education starts only with opportunity (Score:5, Funny)
As any fisherman will tell you... (Score:3, Funny)